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2 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Somewhere, Kayce Smith is crying and having to do a show for Barstool tonight!

the lapdance is better when the stripper is crying.

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A&M won their last game of the season last week. They're nothing special, they will go one and done in the playoff, regardless of what round they start in

Just now, Horn80 said:

Coffee is going to taste fucking great in the morning.

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Beat OU, beat piggy, beat aggy. Whatever happens this team did that.

2 years in a row. 

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Beat OU

Beat Piggy

Beat aggy

Holy shit they sure did

1 minute ago, Majorcholas said:

Off to texags….

Oh lord, just hook Texags straight into my veins right now.  It’s fucking glorious!

Do you all ever feel guilty beating these special needs people all of the time? lol

Regardless of what else happens, any season we beat both OU and aggy in the same season is a good season.  Proud of our guys.  Let's get ready for whatever happens next.

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

This announcer is wishcasting so hard. I DON'T THINK TEXAS WILL GET IN! THEY PROBABLY WON'T GET IN! Fuck you, stupid bitch.

He has always been a Texas hater.

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Out-fucking-standing.  When I got out of a Broadway play I joined family for a post-show dinner ar Joe Allen’s.   I saw your game was on in the bar area.   I was asked, “Are you gonna hang out in the bar for most of the dinner?”

Yes, yes I am.   What a delicious win. Hook ‘Em!

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We all have issues with Sarkisian, but he's 6-0 against Arky, OU, and aggy since joining the SEC.

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Billy Liucci using his tears as lube tonight. 

But is he???

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Horns playing #1 Ky in college volleyball on ESPN U

Bruh. Lol. That’s old. 

God that feels good. what a great weekend of sports. Cowboys win, Men's basketball beats a ranked team, women's basketball beats #2 and #3, and now this. sometimes it just lines up

We aren't getting in. You cannot lose to a team that's underperformed for 3 seasons AFTER a bye week to Billy Napier, where it dropped us from #9 to out of the top 25 that we had to claw our way back into. 
 

I want to be in the CFP, but it doesn't make sense. Fair is fair. You can't lose to a team who fired their coach after a bye week, and then throw out "we beat 3 top-10 teams!!!" Don't lose to a 2 win Florida and we wouldn't  be here. It's something to build on. If we make the CFP, I'm fucking ecstatic. If not, I won't be surprised. 

Postgame can't have a cheers for victory winning moment tonight because for the first time we don't have a victory, Aggy radio guy.😁

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Horns playing #1 Ky in college volleyball on ESPN U

Horns lead 2-1 best of five

Umm, you might want to save yourself some time and turn it off now.

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Horns playing #1 Ky in college volleyball on ESPN U

Spoiler alert... you might not want to watch

Delicious! Best Thanksgiving dessert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

Horns playing #1 Ky in college volleyball on ESPN U
Horns lead 2-1 best of five

That was on Tuesday my guy.
3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Billy Liucci using his tears as lube tonight. 

So it's just like any other a day that end in "y"?

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

We all have issues with Sarkisian, but he's 6-0 against Arky, OU, and aggy since joining the SEC.

Whoa. Thats a data point for sure 

There's just nothing like beating the Aggies on the day after Thanksgiving. 

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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Spoiler alert... you might not want to watch

You definitely don't want to spend that much time to watch that.

12 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

I didn’t check internet this entire game.  Just enjoyed every minute of it.  Trying to live like times before the internet and it was pretty glorious.  This Texas team reminds me of some of the Gardere teams from my time in school.  Not perfect, lots of flaws, but some really special wins.  Poor aggy!

I really should have done that.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Beat OU, beat piggy, beat aggy. Whatever happens this team did that.

This team did that…

Oh lord, just hook Texags straight into my veins right now.  It’s fucking glorious!

Yall post the highlights over here. I can’t go there…I can’t moderate or regulate my intake. I’d be like a coke fiend in a back room at Studio 54, and dead by morning.
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3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Celebrating in Dallas with big Sergio Kindle! 
 

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Do not get in a car with him 

12 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Baby Rino sealed it

err he is off the team and portalling. what are you talking about ?

4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Horns playing #1 Ky in college volleyball on ESPN U

Horns lead 2-1 best of five

Um ...

I’ll just say this.

There are a lot of long time, well respected posters shitting on Sark and this team.

We just beat OU, Arky, and Aggy in the same season we went 9-3. If those are our bad seasons breaking in a new QB, sign me up.

We are who we are. We have a ton of potential and we trip on our own dicks too often. WERE THE ONLY TEAM WITH 3 TOP 10 WINS ALL SEASON.

If at worst that doesn’t give us hope going into next season, I don’t know what will.

Hook’em, and I woulda fucked the Director of Football Administration too.

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We won't get into playoffs, and that's on texas.  But damn fun end to the regular season. 

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I’m just telling my Aggie friends “I’m sorry. I know this season meant a lot to you guys.” The slow play consoling insult. 

 

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4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

We all have issues with Sarkisian, but he's 6-0 against Arky, OU, and aggy since joining the SEC.

Begrudgingly this.

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