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#4701
3 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Postgame can't have a cheers for victory winning moment tonight because for the first time we don't have a victory, Aggy radio guy.😁

Eloquent as always

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#4702
3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

We all have issues with Sarkisian, but he's 6-0 against Arky, OU, and aggy since joining the SEC.

He somehow does seem to understand the importance of those games in a way Mack never did. I’ve never hear him suck aggy cock like Mack and OU doesn’t scare him. 

#4705
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Yall post the highlights over here. I can’t go there…I can’t moderate or regulate my intake. I’d be like a coke fiend in a back room at Studio 54, and dead by morning.

Putting my helmet on and heading over

#4709
5 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Wait, what?

Yep. It was kinda hard to hear but she said Post Oak's cock

#4711

Sark lost that first game vs. Arkansas pretty badly.

Lost an Oklahoma game really bad.

But otherwise, he's got a super winning record vs. our rivals, right?!

As in - not even close.

Sucks we won't get to the CFP this year, but hey Man, we swept our traditional rivals.

#4712
7 minutes ago, Deej said:

Billy Liucci using his tears as lube tonight. 

Right after Manziel bumps some rails off of Looch's ass.

#4714

It’s a complete joke that ND’s non-conference losses are helping them while ours is hurting us. ND also doesn’t have 3 top 25 wins like we do. BYU’s ranking is also comical given the schedule they’ve played. 

#4715

Checked out at halftime.

You're welcome. I totally believe in irrational sports jinxes.

#4716
14 minutes ago, naija said:

yup. 

and then he goes to penn state, since they dont havve to pay franklin as much and can pay his buyout. 

#4720

So happy for the team and staff.  Thank you to everyone in attendance helping make it a memorable experience.

Hook’em!!!

#4721
3 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

Like I said.  Fuck off. now be a good little boy...

Be a good little boy? Are you eight? 

Here's an idea- How about you go back to  drinking asswater from your enema straw, you human embodiment of vaginal flatulence. So stay in your lane, anal queef sucking taint plugger. 

Go to bed, sweetheart. You're hormonal. I'll bring you some midol for your pussy cramps. 

#4724

Way to make adjustments sark. Arch way to step up . Scramble for TD will be remembered for years.

#4725
12 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

We beat the number 3, 6, and 9 team this year

Even if you go by now it’s 3, 8, and 14. And no one can say anything similar to that but maybe OU? 

11 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Who gives a shit? We lost to fucking Florida in week 5 AFTER a bye week. Who's their coach again? Oh right, that Florida team fired their coach 2 games later. 

Yes. Bad loss. Also means we seriously have to reconsider our non conference schedules. 

#4726

Aggy doing game highlights, which consist of all Aggy plays.

You would think they won by three touchdowns.

#4728
Just now, ATXbronco said:

Woulda been kool if Kansas came through for us today.

Texas will jump Utah. That's not the problem. 

#4729
Just now, William Bludworth said:

Be a good little boy? Are you eight? 

Here's an idea- How about you go back to  drinking asswater from your enema straw, you human embodiment of vaginal flatulence. So stay in your lane, anal queef sucking taint plugger. 

Go to bed, sweetheart. You're hormonal. I'll bring you some midol for your pussy cramps. 

You still here?  Go to bed already

#4731
1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

Checked out at halftime.

You're welcome. I totally believe in irrational sports jinxes.

 

I need to put you in a well, for the good of the program.

 

#4732
2 minutes ago, horn009 said:

It’s a complete joke that ND’s non-conference losses are helping them while ours is hurting us. ND also doesn’t have 3 top 25 wins like we do. BYU’s ranking is also comical given the schedule they’ve played. 

NO ONE has our resume of wins.  No one. OU is close.  Bama maybe? That’s it. 

#4733
9 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Horns playing #1 Ky in college volleyball on ESPN U

Horns lead 2-1 best of five

That's a re-run.  Stop watching now.

#4735

On the bright side... Aggies dreams lasted into November this year...

And maybe 2026 is the year where they finally get to play in the SEC Championship.  Aww... who am I kidding...

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#4737
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yall post the highlights over here. I can’t go there…I can’t moderate or regulate my intake. I’d be like a coke fiend in a back room at Studio 54, and dead by morning.

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#4742
Just now, ztejas said:

Texas will jump Utah. That's not the problem. 

They’ll jump Michigan and Vandy and BYU when they lose this week or in the Confernce Title game too. 
 

they’ll end up too 12 and pushed out by the 2nd ACC team(which is a joke fiend one bid league) and/or the 5th conference champ. 

#4744
1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

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I don't know if "Manning sucked" or "Bama is a bigger brand" is funnier. 

#4745
1 minute ago, Drew said:

NO ONE has our resume of wins.  No one. OU is close.  Bama maybe? That’s it. 

OU’s the only other team that has 3 top 25 wins. 

#4746
Just now, Drew said:

Even if you go by now it’s 3, 8, and 14. And no one can say anything similar to that but maybe OU? 

Yes. Bad loss. Also means we seriously have to reconsider our non conference schedules. 

I personally don't mind playing Ohio State, ND, Michigan, etc. It's the fact we cannot lose to the dregs of the league. It's not the OOC, it's in conference. Had we beaten that shit team, we're in, no questions. 
 

Had we beaten Ohio State + three other top-10 teams. But lost to Florida, we would be in because we have 10 wins and that OOC win in our pocket. 

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#4748

While as a team we regressed this year.  The one thing that did change. The Sark 3rd qtr of doom no half timE adjustment shit that plagued us previously seemed to improve this season 

#4750
4 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Checked out at halftime.

You're welcome. I totally believe in irrational sports jinxes.

You should change your name to HalfsOff.

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