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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

If we don't get in, you are telling all of college football not to schedule big OOC games anymore.  They can only hurt you.

And if anyone is tempted to say, "Just beat Florida," you are completely missing the point.  The point is that by scheduling the huge OOC game, you are risking blowing one of your exactly two mulligans for no benefit.  We didn't beat Florida, but we did beat 3 top ten teams out of 4.  Why did we need to play the 5th one at all?  We didn't.

If you like those big early season games in college football (and who doesn't?), then we should be in.  No one in their right mind thinks BYU, Utah, or Vanderbilt would beat us right now.  Michigan?  Maybe some would pick them, but Ohio State will take care of them tomorrow.

We are absolutely one of the top 12 teams in the country, to the point that even the bumblefucks on texags are admitting it right after we took their 0.

Sorry, but there are Longhorn “fans” here that think that Utah and BYU would beat Texas, which is ridiculous. 

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Orange label to celebrate. 
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Just now, TexasEd said:

Same.  I Ate some tacos, drank some beer, realized we played better when I wasn’t wearing my hat and relished every fucking minute.

Nothing against this bunch of degenerates but I realized I really like watching on my own. I’m a psychopath.  Sorry for partying.

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2 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

The Aggy highlights continue like they won.

They didn't lose, they just ran out of highlights.

They ran out of cupcakes on their schedule

Just now, cmontexas said:

Aggy will get the 4 seed and lose to 5 seed Tech

So you are saying there is a God?

watching SEC Now. these fuckers always sound sad when something good happens for Texas.

I was very pessimistic. I was wrong.

I’m going to sleep great. When I get up I’m going to enjoy my coffee while laughing my way through Texags 

Sure glad Reed didn't have sit out the rest of the game, no excuses now.

Just now, Gaffords said:

You are trying too hard.. nite nite sprite 

OK. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry about your frontal lobe dysfunction. I feel bad for bodying a special needs poster. 
 

Please accept my apology. Now please, go away. I don't block anyone, but fuck dude, you're making me really question if you may be the first. Stop being fucking pedantic and quoting me. You're annoying as fuck, and I know this isn't a bit like some. 

1 minute ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Sorry, but there are Longhorn “fans” here that think that Utah and BYU would beat Texas, which is ridiculous. 

Yeah, but their brains are small and flaccid.

1 minute ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Sorry, but there are Longhorn “fans” here that think that Utah and BYU would beat Texas, which is ridiculous. 

Both of those schools would lose by four TD's to Texas. 

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

 

They would fit right in down in Corpus Christi

Just now, cmontexas said:

Aggy will get the 4 seed and lose to 5 seed Tech

I 100% expect them to get the 4th seed. OSU and Indiana are locks, if OSU wins tomorrow. SEC CG winner gets #2/#3, and aggy gets #4. I also agree with you that Tech will beat them in the quarters at whatever bowl they play in. The aggy defense is a fucking joke, and Tech has enough talent in the front 7 to make the aggy offense work for their points.

Just now, UpperWestside said:

Both of those schools would lose by four TD's to Texas. 

Agreed. 
 

Also, hope yall beat UofA

Just now, William Bludworth said:

OK. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry about your frontal lobe dysfunction. I feel bad for bodying a special needs poster. 
 

Please accept my apology. Now please, go away. I don't block anyone, but fuck dude, you're making me really question if you may be the first. Stop being fucking pedantic and quoting me. You're annoying as fuck, and I know this isn't a bit like some. 

Do me a favor and do it.  I can't believe you are still here

13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Go, Tigers.

Go, Vols.

Go, Buckeyes.

Anyone else?

nm

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"Nobody politicked better than Mack Brown at Texas.."

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, but their brains are small and flaccid.

Bring on Sand Aggy.

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My daughter is a Junior at A&M. 4th generation Aggie. Since she was born, A&M has never beat tu. No wonder donors don't ask me advocr. Its pathetic.

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3 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

So you are saying there is a God?

 

Praying squirel.jpg

 

Maybe next time aggy.

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56 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

My god. Was it Roberson again? Because he will always be the culprit. 

Unbelievably, no. 
 

 

Never a doubt, bitches. 

I think the best is going to be that SEC Network douche nozzle Chris Doehring having to talk up Texas into the playoffs.

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Remember when several of us got called out for *****ing about wins against cupcakes?

This is why. We fall for it every year. And get embarrassed by those absolute ****s in Austin. Sick of this *****

 

even his vocal cords sound fat. losing his shit

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57 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Complete collapse in all phases. I've seen this before. We're not winning this.

They should put this on your tombstone.

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Black had the game sealing INT and had a sweet tackle also tonight.

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IMG_4634.thumb.png.e2ecd3dcd01724d40e256d8c1870f346.pngnot sure what’s better… “breath”, “we didn’t lose Atlanta, we have to play them now so it’s impossible!” Like that’s something to be happy about, or that Aggie is still gonna win it all.

IN. MY. VEINS.

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Orange label to celebrate. 
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I just poured the same one 

6 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Look we were damn lucky to beat Kentucky and Mississippi State and needed a lucky bounce against Vandy. We have no reason to be bitter. We just didn't get it done this year. We weren't that great. We should be grateful we are 9-3 with some nice wins. Better luck next year. If we do somehow barely make the playoffs we don't have a serious shot to win it anyway.

Agree 100%. Yeah, we're peaking, but at the end of the day we can't play down to teams. We just can't and then throw out a meaningless stat that they can just throw back in our faces. I'm grateful for 9-3, and like you, if we make it, awesome. But also, agree we aren't winning it, and I don't want a consolation prize. I want to know my team can win it. The recruits havw eyes. If we make it they aren't magically changing their minds for making the CFP. They've seen the bad and the good. They see Arch is going to be really good, not of we make it or not. 
 

I'll be honest - I wouldn't want to play Indiana right now. I don't think we win that game. Aggy was always fool's gold, and the RRS is a different animal. Vandy is good, but not CFP good. It is what it is.  

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