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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

This aggy gal I'm banging, she texted me before I could text her and she said "don't bother saying anything, I'm going to vacuum tonight and just be pissed and it's shit because I have to go shopping with my sister-in-law tomorrow who will not let me forget that the t-ships won."

Go on over! Take a 12 pack of Coors. we dare you. 

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As note, if any of yall cunts ever post these people again, should be immediately removed 

 

 

There’s gonna be a lot of upset people in overalls tonight 

They’re gonna fuck sheep either way.
1 minute ago, Gaffords said:

Go cry yo your mommy or boyfriend.  I don't care either way..  just go.. muahhhh 

It feels like we're married and this is our love language. 

11 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

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You mean like this?

 

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Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Are you kidding? After that first half performance. How many total yards did we have? 75? If the second half had gone that way, he'd be history.

Sark wasn't/isn't getting fired this year. Not right after 2 CFP appearances. And not in the current landscape of coaching searches. We have more sensible people running the program than that.

Aggy radio call in guys trying to rationalize the loss now, callers must be all raging.

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Emmitt Smith....

I'm sorry... NOT sorry ! ! ! !


Emmitt’s mom lives two doors down and we see him all the time. Have briefly said hello to EJ Smith — seems like a good kid. I’m doing every thing I can to not go down there and plant my UT flag in their front lawn. [emoji1591]
2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Will you two please fuck and get it over with?

I told him it feels like we're married and this is our love language. He's like a wife thar just can't let it go that I said hello to a girl I went to school with 20 years ago. She just has to know "why?" "How could you do that to me?" This is how I feel. I'm getting PTSD from my last marriage. 

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Go on over! Take a 12 pack of Coors. we dare you. 

You are aware Coors is Bangher Beer!

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This aggy gal I'm banging, she texted me before I could text her and she said "don't bother saying anything, I'm going to vacuum tonight and just be pissed and it's shit because I have to go shopping with my sister-in-law tomorrow who will not let me forget that the t-ships won."

You should show up and let her vacuum your nuts

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2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Are you kidding? After that first half performance. How many total yards did we have? 75? If the second half had gone that way, he'd be history.

To be fair. Arch had two early drops.  And two deep uncalled pi's...

Just now, C-Man said:


Emmitt’s mom lives two doors down and we see him all the time. Have briefly said hello to EJ Smith — seems like a good kid. I’m doing every thing I can to not go down there and plant my UT flag in their front lawn. emoji1591.png

I'll tell you what, that kid can actually ball. He may actually have a career in football. Not as a starter, but he can make it. He has the ability to contribute somewhere. 

i think we should play the best teams for ooc. but if we dont get into the cfp we should cancel our tOSU game next year.

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he must be making a ton off that sponsorship deal 

Just now, NBHorn7 said:

Aggy radio call in guys trying to rationalize the loss now, callers must be all raging.

Let me guess, they still deserve a first round bye and this is actually a good thing for them since they’ll get an extra week of rest not playing in Atlanta next week? Oh, and of course the classic aggie tradition of being undefeated in hypothetical matchups…”we’d have won if it was at Kyle Field or a a neutral site!”

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Here is what I think about our rivals this year!

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Fuck aggy!

The BEST kind of WIN, HORNS! They did it, Dad!

Looch was so smug on OTF this week  about the "god-like" OL they had.  Lulz.

Pooooooooooor aggy!

6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Go on over! Take a 12 pack of Coors. we dare you. 

Wrong answer.  The correct response is ... Pics?!?!

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It is legitimately hilarious that in Aggy's best season since the 90s, all it took was one loss against us to keep them out of the conference championship game. Georgia, Ole Miss, Bama are all sitting there with losses accrued way earlier in the season and Aggy can't do anything about it and has to sit at home next week. Amazing.

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13 minutes ago, JGrayDBU said:

Or last week, if Kansas Sate had helped as well.  We have gotten precious little help.  

 

The one place I think we will get help tomorrow will be from Ohio State.  I think they will whip Michigan by at least 14 points. 

 

The Greg McElroy comments at the end of the telecast tonight show he is still bitter.  Not at the Texas program, but at Texas fans.  He told the story years ago about how after his brief NFL career ended, he was doing business in Texas.  Every where in Texas where he was doing business, he would run into Texas fans who would remind him how lucky he was that Colt got injured in the BCS championship game.  He said he tired of hearing this,  finally gave up, and moved to Alabama.  

McElroy is mostly mad, because he knows those Texas fans are right. 

Just now, GTX Horn said:

Let me guess, they still deserve a first round bye and this is actually a good thing for them since they’ll get an extra week of rest not playing in Atlanta next week? Oh, and of course the classic aggie tradition of being undefeated in hypothetical matchups…”we’d have won if it was at Kyle Field or a a neutral site!”

On Monday thought it hurts to lose to our rival and lose an undefeated season, and a trip to Atlanta for the SEC Championship game, our season is not over, it's just beginning.

That's a lot of losing.

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South Platte FTW!
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Wife made an update when defeated Elko came across the screen.

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Just now, InkaUtexas said:

BUT THE TURF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone is listening to the call-in 

Just now, Gaffords said:

Someone is listening to the call-in 

I wish I could be. Watching Anthony Davis play like absolute ass as Luka drags his nuts over the mavs

4 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

To be fair. Arch had two early drops.  And two deep uncalled pi's...

And constant pressure/unblocked defenders in his face.

In the games we lost this year, if we had come out with the running attack we displayed tonight at the start of the second half, we would have won 'em. You gotta have some horsepower back there and keep those linebackers honest. Kudos to the linemen, by the way. They had a solid game.

Perfect Friday for me, my Port Arthur Memorial Titans sent College Station packing in the 5A regionals and Texas got that belt out on the Ags ruining their perfect season. Did I mention that I can't stand College Station? I feel euphoric. 

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Horns push #3 aggy’s shit in and the Spurs win in Denver. I might need to consult a physician.

Caller says this is like Ohio State losing to Michigan last season, then winning it all.

That Aggy can do this. They forget who they are.

9 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You mean like this?

 

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I need one of these to watch this video

gotta feel bad for Elko. He broke out the hoodie his buddy made for him back in 2003 and it went and derailed the whole season :(

poor fella.

7 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

To be fair. Arch had two early drops.  And two deep uncalled pi's...

That one PI was one of the most egregious non-calls of the year. The fucking refs need to be fined and maybe fired. Bastards.

1 minute ago, NBHorn7 said:

Caller says this is like Ohio State losing to Michigan last season, then winning it all.

That Aggy can do this. They forget who they are.

I hope they get to play Ohio State.  They will lose by 50.

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