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3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Wow.  I don't think many not reading this article would realize - if accurate which it probably is - just how elite athletically Owens is overall, it's really ridiculous what the ceiling could be for a guy that athletic.  How did so many programs miss this guy?  Genuinely curious, did his athletic numbers just not get out there properly earlier on?

Just now, UTDD said:

Wow.  I don't think many not reading this article would realize - if accurate which it probably is - just how elite athletically Owens is overall, it's really ridiculous what the ceiling could be for a guy that athletic.  How did so many programs miss this guy?  Genuinely curious, did his athletic numbers just not get out there properly earlier on?

His junior tape wasn't particularly great.

Plus he didn't go to many (if any) camps which has become the most important factor for the $9.95 crowd.

Both of those^^ He decided that he liked to hit people really hard while running really fast his senior year. The 9.95ers never scouted him in season and once they saw him at the all star games, he was in full late bloom. 

  • 2 years later...
Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

@closetojumpingcalled it

Wow what a call. No one could have seen this coming.

Arrested Development Eye Roll GIF

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Wow what a call. No one could have seen this coming.

Arrested Development Eye Roll GIF

I mean, I think it was 6 months ago so 🤷‍♂️

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I mean, I think it was 6 months ago so 🤷‍♂️

Then why is he just now transferring 6 games into the season?

I mean feel free to link what he said - not saying he didn't call it. 

Edited by ztejas

Entered the transfer portal
 
 
 
 
 
 

Just look at that pic. Hard to believe he couldn’t make it at.... safety.
1 hour ago, Red Five said:


Just look at that pic. Hard to believe he couldn’t make it at.... safety.

Which part, his frame or his eyes being closed?

On 1/22/2019 at 3:02 PM, Machinator said:

His junior tape wasn't particularly great.

Woof 

You’d think he’d look at Overshown’s move and be a little less reluctant to move to LB (if that’s even a real thing). 

He can’t beat out Schooler, then nice knowing you kind sir but kindly GTFO. 

With his speed I wonder if they ever asked him to try receiver. 

Well he is apparently only fast in a straight line, so….yea gonna be a super star WR at Baylor next year.

  • 2 years later...

What do you think he was thinking whenever he heard Deep in the Heart of Texas?

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

"Coach, why are you so confident that my son will receive a better education at Texas than tech?"

 

 

Looked like he was joking around, but he's been exposed to Tech edumucation now so it's hard to tell.

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2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

"Coach, why are you so confident that my son will receive a better education at Texas than tech?"

 

 

We now know why he couldn't tackle in space. 

Wonder if he thinks the sun is real. Obviously the moon landing was faked, so we can scratch that one off. I have so many questions for him. Maybe he was just trolling.

21 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I blame the syphilis

Hey man, thats some serious shit and nothing to joke about.... or so I've heard

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Wonder if he thinks the sun is real. Obviously the moon landing was faked, so we can scratch that one off. I have so many questions for him. Maybe he was just trolling.

If you're a borderline guy like him, the biggest job interview of your life may not be the best time to have jokes 

How does this even come up in conversation? 
 

Interviewer: “Who’s the hardest player you’ve had to cover in space?”

TO: “I don’t understand what the hell you’re even talking about which is why I had to transfer out from a perfectly fine situation and into Lubbock fucking Texas.”

 

3 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Hey man, thats some serious shit and nothing to joke about.... or so I've heard

Me too. I had a, uh, friend who had to take some meds for it. Bad stuff

8 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

"Coach, why are you so confident that my son will receive a better education at Texas than tech?"

 

 

LOL Yep. Demonstrating the value of a Tech education right there.

Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane, gets his ass kicked by Cheetah (or a coconut) on any intelligence scale. 

I don't know how NFL teams don't seriously ding him with mental evaluations. Who wants to bother taking a player who offers this shit up? 

 

4 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I don't know how NFL teams don't seriously ding him with mental evaluations. Who wants to bother taking a player who offers this shit up? 

 

Jared Goff didn't know if the sun rises in the east or west, and he plays quarterback and went to Cal. If a DB from sand aggy high could play he'd get drafted even if he doesn't uhm like think there's other like planets and stuff. 

Solar System expert Tyler Owens went 12'2" on the broad jump which is an absolutely freakish number...I believe just an inch off the all time record.  Doesn't help you know what your zone is in a 3 by 1 but he can fucking spring 

Guy has always been a track star, this suits him better than football

47 minutes ago, Nope said:

Guy has always been a track star, this suits him better than football

If someone taught him how to pole vault he would be a great decathlete.

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Solar System expert Tyler Owens went 12'2" on the broad jump which is an absolutely freakish number...I believe just an inch of the all time record. 

It’s easy when you don’t believe in gravity.

2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

If someone taught him how to pole vault he would be a great decathlete.


I remember reading that in high school he was high jumping 6'6" or 6' 8" with absolutely no training. Just like go out there, jump as high as you can, shrug your shoulders.

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