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#301
3 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I meant thread merging. @immamac   Also your auto correct is fucking up mt posts and making people think I’m dumb

My sarcasm meter's working just fine; still, I couldn't resist:

"Leading with one's chin" comes from boxing, describing a fighter who leaves their vulnerable chin exposed, inviting a knockout punch; figuratively, it means to act recklessly, speak carelessly, or make oneself vulnerable to criticism or attack, essentially daring someone to hit back."

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    It always bugged me that Sonny Crockett was an All-American football player at Florida, and then became an undercover vice cop in Miami. Like if Colt McCoy had left school and became an undercover cop

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#303

Texas Bowl defense definitely gonna be a youth movement...

Crossposting...  At least 7 defensive players that have starts during 2025 season won't be playing in the Citrus Bowl:

  • Anthony Hill
  • LeFau
  • Taaffe
  • T.Moore
  • Manny Muhammad
  • Burke
  • Guilbeau

Have fun PK 🤘

#305
34 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

With no salary cap we should be outspending every school. 

This would make sense if other schools didn’t have more money than us.

#307
With no salary cap we should be outspending every school. 

No, but Texas should be getting anyone they deem necessary. Of course, some people can’t be bought.
#309
 

I hate this shit. Motherfucker, just like on An Officer and a Gentleman, you ain’t got no place else to go. I mean, I guess maybe he could grad transfer. The LinkedIn announcements are always pretty funny for me.
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#310

Guilbeau "gave everything he had to make this university proud".

Except a block (instead of celebrating) on an interception that would've won us the SEC title.

#311

Will never ever forget him standing there flapping and celebrating when he could’ve easily blocked the only guy capable of stopping a game winning TD.

What a moron.

#312
6 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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Again, you forgot:

"Eddie Phillips shoulds starts"

"Emory Ballard will never go to aggy and make their wishbone better than ours!" --EXCEPT HE DID BOTH!

Lulz 

#313
6 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Texas Bowl defense definitely gonna be a youth movement...

Crossposting...  At least 7 defensive players that have starts during 2025 season won't be playing in the Citrus Bowl:

  • Anthony Hill
  • LeFau
  • Taaffe
  • T.Moore
  • Manny Muhammad
  • Burke
  • Guilbeau

Have fun PK 🤘

It's the spring game that we don't have anymore.

Youngsters will be playing for playing time for next season. 

#314

Don't know where to put this,  but Blake thinks Ant HIll wasn't one of the best 150 players in the nation in 2025: Simmons (18), Arch (88), Goosby (106), Taafe (137) 

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/college-football-top-150-players-of-2025/

 

College Football Top 150 Players of 2025: The names that defined the season

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#317
26 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He also thought his sons were good OL.

i mean so did bama , at least enough other people did that it created a rift with herman missing out on legacies 

#318
28 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He also thought his sons were good OL.

 

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

i mean so did bama , at least enough other people did that it created a rift with herman missing out on legacies 

And so did Mario Cristobal and whoever the fuck votes for the all-ACC teams. We could have used James at Center this year.

#319
Just now, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 

And so did Mario Cristobal and whoever the fuck votes for the all-ACC teams. We could have used James at Center this year.

i had no idea they still had eligibility , covid years ? 

#320
22 hours ago, immamac said:

I'm doing that anyway. We are switching to Baseball Pitchers.

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Nm

#321
52 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Don't know where to put this,  but Blake thinks Ant HIll wasn't one of the best 150 players in the nation in 2025: Simmons (18), Arch (88), Goosby (106), Taafe (137) 

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/college-football-top-150-players-of-2025/

 

College Football Top 150 Players of 2025: The names that defined the season

From household stars to under-the-radar standouts, the final Top 150 ranks the players who actually defined the college football season

Blake Brockermeyer
 
 
39 mins ago43 min read
 

Hill is a 2nd team all American, Blake is letting his herman hatred cloud his already shitty football opinion. 

#323
2 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

Don't know where to put this,  but Blake thinks Ant HIll wasn't one of the best 150 players in the nation in 2025: Simmons (18), Arch (88), Goosby (106), Taafe (137) 

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/college-football-top-150-players-of-2025/

 

College Football Top 150 Players of 2025: The names that defined the season

From household stars to under-the-radar standouts, the final Top 150 ranks the players who actually defined the college football season

Blake Brockermeyer
 
 
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Blake needs a good punch in the face for not including Hill and having Nausea at #2.

#326
57 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

Barstool Longhorns is claiming their sources say Wisner is returning

lol. I'm trying to imagine how low down on the list of possible "sources" one has to be before you become a Barstool Longhorn source. Is it like, find a towel boy who listens to Theo Von?

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#328
On 12/17/2025 at 12:09 PM, Scholz said:

Guilbeau "gave everything he had to make this university proud".

Except a block (instead of celebrating) on an interception that would've won us the SEC title.

 

On 12/17/2025 at 1:01 PM, TxTower said:

Will never ever forget him standing there flapping and celebrating when he could’ve easily blocked the only guy capable of stopping a game winning TD.

What a moron.

I didn't come here tonight to be pissed off but here we are.

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#329

ALL. IN.

 

 

#331
42 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He'll probably get a couple of part time jobs in the spring to help make ends meet. 

Warby Parker is about to get pulled into aggressive renegotiation. 

#332
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

He'll probably get a couple of part time jobs in the spring to help make ends meet. 

I hear Big Red Sports and Imports is a nice summer gig.

#333
6 hours ago, Red Five said:

He'll probably get a couple of part time jobs in the spring to help make ends meet. 

Call the 4's

#334

Fuck Señor Brock. He’s purposely doing this anti-Texas schtick and it’s tiresome. 

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#335
4 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Fuck Señor Brock. He’s purposely doing this anti-Texas schtick and it’s tiresome. 

 

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#340
21 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

We'll probably never know for sure, but perhaps we posited an NIL haircut based on the end-of-season performance review, or at most, refused to match another purported offer. (cue the "but why?" gif) 

I view him as good, but not great. I'm guessing this means that Arch didn't fight too hard to keep him, either. Whatever--we'll need to hit the portal hard for a proven WR1. 

#341

 Moore is a replacement level player.

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#342
41 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

We'll probably never know for sure, but perhaps we posited an NIL haircut based on the end-of-season performance review, or at most, refused to match another purported offer. (cue the "but why?" gif) 

I view him as good, but not great. I'm guessing this means that Arch didn't fight too hard to keep him, either. Whatever--we'll need to hit the portal hard for a proven WR1. 

Word is that he came back and tried to renegotiate again after two previous negotiations, plus signing day shenanigans when he put a gun to our head and renegotiated then. Quality player, but not worth top tier money. 

#343
10 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Word is that he came back and tried to renegotiate again after two previous negotiations, plus signing day shenanigans when he put a gun to our head and renegotiated then. Quality player, but not worth top tier money. 

 

there are better players in the portal

#346

Good player.  I like him but his production is probably not hard to replace.  

#347
On 12/18/2025 at 9:55 AM, TheAuditor said:

Don't know where to put this,  but Blake thinks Ant HIll wasn't one of the best 150 players in the nation in 2025: Simmons (18), Arch (88), Goosby (106), Taafe (137) 

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/college-football-top-150-players-of-2025/

 

College Football Top 150 Players of 2025: The names that defined the season

From household stars to under-the-radar standouts, the final Top 150 ranks the players who actually defined the college football season

Blake Brockermeyer
 
 
39 mins ago43 min read
 

Blake, You ignorant fuck.

#350
4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Word is that he came back and tried to renegotiate again after two previous negotiations, plus signing day shenanigans when he put a gun to our head and renegotiated then. Quality player, but not worth top tier money. 

If true, fuck him.

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