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15 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Rosemont is a far better airport hotel location for Chicago.

That's like saying Georgetown is a far better suburb than Kyle. 

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I don't go to Chilis

 

The past 10 days have been great from a food perspective. Multiple legit taquerias, multiple deep dish pizza joints, a mom/pop diner that was outfuckingstanding, and a little Italian place 2 times. Had Asian food yesterday and it was great too. 
 

Yeah, the hotel ain't my choice, and it positively has to be the dumpiest Marriott in which I've ever stayed.  
 

Oh well.  Will be back in Texas on Friday. 

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On 12/9/2025 at 10:59 AM, irishtexan said:

I feel safer knowing there are male Karens staying in airport hotels for a week in one of the greatest cities in the world, and that they're out there remedying the many outlandish grievances afflicting white male boomers today. 

FYI, there's a great Chili's near your hotel. Check it out!

Love the false assignment of any social value whatsover to being on a work trip.  LMAO.  
 

Also, not remotely a boomer, but keep rollin...
 

Great grasp of reality there. 

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1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

it's a not a real Chicago trip unless you have some Malort

Malort... I'll have another 

1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

it's a not a real Chicago trip unless you have some Malort

I remember drinking Malort and thinking it tasted like when I would let Xanax dissolve under my tounge. 

Most Malort taste what I think Windex would taste like or a Blue 4loko. Every now and then you get the perfect room temperature shot.

There’s a clip from Jeff Dye at a show in Rosemont once and “Rosemont huh, did all of your bosses trick you into thinking you had a Chicago business trip too?”

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