December 6Dec 6 17 hours ago, chainsaw said: Nicole will find the culprit, and they will be dealt with 9 hours ago, Js1 said: That’s why we got Nicole
December 7Dec 7 2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said: 2 hours ago, Underdog said: csb/ got rear ended by a male nurse once. /csb Now that's how you humblebrag, folks. Not much of one, he never showed me his W-2. I was just happy he had insurance.
December 7Dec 7 I was once hit and stayed and still lost out to the police. I started to back out at Schlotsky’s and about a 1/4 of the way out of the spot a guy on the opposite of the parking lot started to back out and was playing with his radio. I of course sat there and played on the horn but he kept coming and coming until he hit the back side panel of our new car. I kept the car in place and he pulled back into his spot and apologized. We waited for the police and almost got into a fight because someone in a truck wanted my spot. The police came and said it was a he said he said situation. I said my wife is here in the car and can be a witness and what do you mean anyway, the guy admitted to hitting me. The policeman said that she doesn’t count as a witness because she is biased and it was private property anyway. Nice large dent in my side panel that I had to pay for because of a high deductible. Motherfucker.
December 7Dec 7 Author So…literally came across this at a nearby HEB. My vehicle is white.I took damage both low, and a light black stripe that matches up perfectly with the mirror. But…I think the damage on his car is a bit lower than the main damage on mine.
December 7Dec 7 Popular Post 4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: So…literally came across this at a nearby HEB. My vehicle is white. I took damage both low, and a light black stripe that matches up perfectly with the mirror. But…I think the damage on his car is a bit lower than the main damage on mine. It’s a Camaro- that kind of damage is like a CoExist sticker on a Subaru Forrester
December 7Dec 7 That sucks, Brisket. Good luck. My recent shitty driver story is someone passed me on the right in a parking lot as I was attempting to turn into a parking spot.
December 7Dec 7 Popular Post 26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: So…literally came across this at a nearby HEB. My vehicle is white. I took damage both low, and a light black stripe that matches up perfectly with the mirror. But…I think the damage on his car is a bit lower than the main damage on mine.
December 7Dec 7 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said: So…literally came across this at a nearby HEB. My vehicle is white. I took damage both low, and a light black stripe that matches up perfectly with the mirror. But…I think the damage on his car is a bit lower than the main damage on mine. Its not the same model. The one that went cunt on you is an older bitchin camaro.
December 7Dec 7 2 hours ago, Brisketexan said: So…literally came across this at a nearby HEB. My vehicle is white. I took damage both low, and a light black stripe that matches up perfectly with the mirror. But…I think the damage on his car is a bit lower than the main damage on mine. You probably should have slashed the tires in case it was the guy.
December 7Dec 7 Popular Post So, I was driving north on MoPac and some Mexican driving too slow sideswiped my Camaro.
December 7Dec 7 Ultimately, glad you are OK. Your wife should have taken a pic of you shitting on the hood of the Camaro though.
December 7Dec 7 Author Popular Post Ultimately, glad you are OK. Your wife should have taken a pic of you shitting on the hood of the Camaro though.I mean, my wife and I were on our way back from our photo shoot anyway…
December 7Dec 7 Popular Post 13 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said: It’s a Camaro- that kind of damage is like a CoExist sticker on a Subaru Forrester Or the Camry Dent.
December 7Dec 7 On 12/6/2025 at 7:34 AM, Pods said: @Brisketexan Sorry to hear that man. That sucks. Happy to help if I can, but these images are the dreaded combo of small and low resolution. They're also badly blown out by everyone's lights, but that part can be addressed dropping exposure under the Adjust Levels setting. I'd bet your camera captured them in higher resolution though, that seems quite low. Most of them are some form of HD now. Might be just how they posted on the web. I'm on a shit monitor, so this is the best I could do with this resolution. This is from the second image. You can see where the letters/numbers are, but the pixels are larger than the font of the plate. Pixels are smaller on the image where he is closest to you, but the black bar across it blocks anything relevant and the resolution is still pretty bad. If you can get better resolution, adjusting levels can make a huge difference. Find the highest resolution you can and send me a DM if you'd rather not post it here. I'll give it a shot on my better monitor later and see what I can get. Best luck would be probably the first image, or one near it, if you can fade the UI and get the black line gone. The closer the car is to the camera, the smaller the pixels of that license plate will be, and we need smaller than the font to read it. I know we've got photo folks here too, so one of them may be able to do a better job, and if you know someone with a Mac Studio screen, those are great for looking at stuff like this. Very accurate rendering. They've got a better setup than me and I can walk you through how to do it on that screen.
December 7Dec 7 1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said: I thought he would be taller. I thought he would be wider.
December 7Dec 7 And now I kinda know what Brisket looks like. Thought he would have wilder hair, what with all the CR doomsday rantings and whatnot.
December 7Dec 7 Author 5 hours ago, HenryJames said: Y'all didn't know I was the great and powerful Oz, did ya?
December 7Dec 7 14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Y'all didn't know I was the great and powerful Oz, did ya? Is Oz the offspring of Donald Rumsfeld and the Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files?
December 7Dec 7 10 hours ago, Deej said: So, I was driving north on MoPac and some Mexican driving too slow sideswiped my Camaro. Mopac,... hmmm? 5 hours ago, HenryJames said: Oh, and @Brisketexan @ the next tailgate...
December 7Dec 7 3 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said: Mopac,... hmmm? Oh, and @Brisketexan @ the next tailgate...
December 7Dec 7 Author 34 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Is Oz the offspring of Donald Rumsfeld and the Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files? Would that I were as handsome as Rummy.... Seems we have a similar disposition, though.
December 8Dec 8 5 hours ago, BillyGoatHill said: Mopac,... hmmm? Oh, and @Brisketexan @ the next tailgate... Bobby Flay looks mad
December 8Dec 8 After I got burglarized and filled out a list of stolen items and approximate value in the Sheriff's Dept teeny tiny form only to get a 4 word response of "I can't read this", I refrained from replying "sound it out". Probably be a lot cooler if I did.
December 8Dec 8 I had the same thing happen to me on my birthday of all days. Some asshole blew a hard red and caved in my rear panel and bumper then sped off. APD did jack shit.
December 8Dec 8 Author 1 minute ago, Longhornfan1024 said: I had the same thing happen to me on my birthday of all days. Some asshole blew a hard red and caved in my rear panel and bumper then sped off. APD did jack shit. I submitted my report to APD. I expect them to get right on it. They already sent me this acknowledgment:
December 8Dec 8 6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: I submitted my report to APD. I expect them to get right on it. They already sent me this acknowledgment: Good luck. Sorry that happened to you guys. It happened to me on the way to a UT game with my son. Some fool rear-ended me and hauled ass. No damage thankfully, but sure did piss me off.
December 8Dec 8 On 12/7/2025 at 9:27 AM, Brisketexan said: I mean, my wife and I were on our way back from our photo shoot anyway… A truly classic example of “Getting ready for anal” face.
December 8Dec 8 On 12/6/2025 at 7:50 PM, Brisketexan said: So…literally came across this at a nearby HEB. My vehicle is white. I took damage both low, and a light black stripe that matches up perfectly with the mirror. But…I think the damage on his car is a bit lower than the main damage on mine. Some poor bastard walking out of HEB sees some crazy Rumsfeld looking mfr stalking his next victim Edited December 8Dec 8 by ChickenSandwich
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