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#301
3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I want Tech to lose just to watch slorch's head explode. 

Idk how he feels but I personally couldn't care less if we win or lose the game beyond the normal win/loss feels

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#302
Pardi is awesome. That sound guy needs to be hanged. 
Yeah, saw him in Hidalgo TX about a year ago. Put on a good show.
#303

The funny thing is that deep down in his sub-80 IQ brain, Slorch knows that this years version of the longhorns would sport fuck Joey's team, just like they did in 23. 

#304
10 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

This sounds like Tech hate taking over.   Aggie played no one until Texas and we hammered them.   The a&m defense is terrible despite booger insisting they have an "NFL level defensive scheme"!!!!  Morton is a jag but would feast on a&m.  Tech d-line quickness would be in reed's face all day long.   I would love to see a tech/aggy round 1 game. 

Not in the slightest. I hate A&M way more than I’ve ever even thought about Tech. I’d love for Tech to win that game by 50

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#305

Jesse Palmer prescribing the solution for good QB play is ironic.

#307
2 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I'd rather KMS than listen to that again

I switched to the studio crew over on the MAC championship game.

#308
11 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i hate what has happened to halftime

why is this autotune shit necessary

Because the dude can't fuckin sing, like the vast majority of these Pop Country frauds.

#309

They have to be fucking with us. Kevin Mar for Big XII title game and Gomer Pyle is going to lead the SEC title game.

#310
18 minutes ago, Bert Orange said:

Even ESPN launches the halftime show talking about the next game. They get it. 

This is what they have ALWAYS done

#314
2 minutes ago, wood said:

Because the dude can't fuckin sing, like the vast majority of these Pop Country frauds.

You don’t know Pardi, clearly. Couldn’t be less pop country. 

#316
Just now, Macanudo said:

This is your reminder that Joe Tessitorre is the worst announcer in sports.

Gus puberty voice has entered the chat

#321
2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Judging conferences by halftime show. Shark officially jumped.

I know, imagine finishing dead last at  0-9 while everyone hates the halftime show of your conference championship

#322
14 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Texas will play after Tech gets sent home

basketball.

#323
3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Judging conferences by halftime show. Shark officially jumped.

We were shitting on the Big 12 when they had Nelly at halftime when we won it all. You remember that game, don't you?

#324

I thought James Morton was Art Briles.  LOL.

 

Damn.  I'm sorry.

#325

Williams has been solid all season.  Love this.

I like both of them, but this is good for Williams.

#328
3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We were shitting on the Big 12 when they had Nelly at halftime when we won it all. You remember that game, don't you?

I don’t actually, I couldn’t care less about a halftime show from tv.

#330

Text from my buddy just now:

"Miss St. or Auburn would kill either of these teams".

#343

shitty throw.

No DPI bailout.

I'm good with that.  run a better fucking play.  Cutesie bullshit.

#348
20 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Jesse Palmer prescribing the solution for good QB play is ironic.

He is such a beating on every broadcast

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#349
13 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

This is your reminder that Joe Tessitorre is the worst announcer in sports.

THAT 2 YARD CARRY UP THE MIDDLE WAS THE MOST EXCITING THING I’VE EVER SEEN!

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