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#261
3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Hope A&M doesn’t win round one because they’ll crush these turds, unfortunately 

Nah, aggy is not good

#262
Just now, Brian Fantana said:

So Texas vs Kentucky? 😜

Texas offense was very much special ed at the time. So yes. 

#263
8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

How do you not try to do something with 21 seconds and a timeout?  That's 3 or 4 plays, easy.  Vaginal.

Bachmeier can't run and probably has trouble setting in the pocket too.  I'd have gone to halftime as well.  

have no idea who BYU's backup is but it might be worth a shot.

#266
3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The Duke/Virginia game might get negative ratings.

l've opted out of watching unless someone bumps up my NIL. 

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#267
7 minutes ago, RecoveringAlcoholic said:

Neither have 3 losses?

Live look at the gormless CFP committee

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#269
9 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

… replenishing your supply

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You gotta be running low …

It was joke about Joey complaining earlier...

#270
Just now, Tex Pete said:

I have no beef with Tech, but it’s ok to admit this is inferior football. 

I was specifically thinking of our game when I typed that. So he ain’t wrong. 

#273
6 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Hope A&M doesn’t win round one because they’ll crush these turds, unfortunately 

This sounds like Tech hate taking over.   Aggie played no one until Texas and we hammered them.   The a&m defense is terrible despite booger insisting they have an "NFL level defensive scheme"!!!!  Morton is a jag but would feast on a&m.  Tech d-line quickness would be in reed's face all day long.   I would love to see a tech/aggy round 1 game. 

#281
12 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Both would have 4+ losses if they'd played our schedule. Same applies to ND and Miami.

Tech wasn't allowed to have your schedule.  They were left for dead, remember?

Tech adjusted...

Texas still is entitled well, just befuckingcause.

#282

Damn... poor Jon Pardi

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#288
1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

this is one of those performances you'll remember where you were when you watched it

I'd rather be taking a shit

#289
6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Bachmeier can't run and probably has trouble setting in the pocket too.  I'd have gone to halftime as well.  

have no idea who BYU's backup is but it might be worth a shot.

Our only hope is with Bachmeier.  They just need to give him a few pain relievers to send him back out to play his typical game the best he can and worry about everything else later.  

#292
1 minute ago, Iceman said:

Tech wasn't allowed to have your schedule.  They were left for dead, remember?

Tech adjusted...

Texas still is entitled well, just befuckingcause.

We're the Joneses.

#294
1 hour ago, Stunns38 said:


aggy would beat Tech. Reed would kill them with his legs. Tech’s D hasn’t been tested.

And I’m the drunk one…..;)

#295
Just now, chainsaw said:

We're the Joneses.

Enjoy the fireplace...at home.

#297
Just now, 4th&Five said:

All That Nicksplat GIF by NickRewind

I muted it immediately when they went to halftime.

It's a standard practice, but extra beneficial this time.

#298
Just now, Iceman said:

Enjoy the fireplace...at home.

Texas will play after Tech gets sent home

#300
1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Texas will play after Tech gets sent home

We like to play bowl/playoff games that preview seasonal matchups. 

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