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Well, I'm sure they clean them up between visits.  Maybe. 

Geezzz....what's next?  Sex-Doll wedding chapels and Caribbean honeymoon trip packages??

Sex robots are gonna train people to be rapists?

 

31 minutes ago, Hate said:

Well, I'm sure they clean them up between visits.  Maybe. 

Hopefully better than my last one night stand

4 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

Geezzz....what's next?  Sex-Doll wedding chapels and Caribbean honeymoon trip packages??

You jest, but somebody will make coin on these, and there's no chance of divorce, just a slow leak.....or dry rot.

Should we merge this thread with the Incels thread??  

Looks like we can finally end the debate once and for all. Houston > Dallas. 

so is this the location for the next surly happy hour???

and by happy hour I mean 47 seconds

 

 

12 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

so is this the location for the next surly happy hour???

and by happy hour I mean 47 seconds

 

 

It's only happy if you go first.  

In Houston?

why fuck a doll when it’s so ridiculously cheap to get a living escort? 

There is no place easier to get a hooker than Houston. Imo even easier that Vegas 

13 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

In Houston?

why fuck a doll when it’s so ridiculously cheap to get a living escort? 

There is no place easier to get a hooker than Houston. Imo even easier that Vegas 

Really?  In Houston vs Vegas?  

The sheer volume of hookers in Houston is fucking astounding. 

2 hours ago, Stella Link said:

Geezzz....what's next?  Sex-Doll wedding chapels and Caribbean honeymoon trip packages??

Go on...

"doing the robot" will take on a whole new meaning

51 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

The sheer volume of hookers in Houston is fucking astounding. 

Who is Astounding and how is he fucking all of the hookers?

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2 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Hopefully better than my last one night stand

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1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

The sheer volume of hookers in Houston is fucking astounding. 

Source?  We need names, photos and phone numbers of alleged volume of hookers...

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2 hours ago, slorch said:

Sex robots are gonna train people to be rapists?

 

I was skeptical about the claim too, then I read about the issues that the place in Spain was having. Holy Shit, people (men) are fucking depraved.

Oh yeah we can have legal sex doll houses, but God forbid if you want to play some damn blackjack, shoot some dice or bet on a football game.

6 hours ago, Stella Link said:

Geezzz....what's next?  Sex-Doll wedding chapels and Caribbean honeymoon trip packages??

just need to line up some investors

Oh yeah we can have legal sex doll houses, but God forbid if you want to play some damn blackjack, shoot some dice or bet on a football game.

Sinner. With your games of chance not run by the government.
5 hours ago, F250 said:

I was skeptical about the claim too, then I read about the issues that the place in Spain was having. Holy Shit, people (men) are fucking depraved.

 

1 hour ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

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She's got a puuuurty mouth.

 Bet those teeth are soft

Are these the ones that piss on you and fart loudly when you fuck em? If so, as soon as you guys find out where this den of iniquity is located, please post here so i can be sure to avoid. 

1 hour ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

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Do these dolls have anuses?  Asking for a friend.

Well, I'm sure they clean them up between visits.  Maybe. 
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Article says it's really intended to be "try before you buy."  

One thing that seems worse than buying a sex doll is buying a used sex doll.

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

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They can just open a car wash as well.  Run them dolls right thru the wash and wax right behind yer Lexus and pick up trucks.  If they add a dry cleaner drop off service it's a Fortune 500 success.

9 hours ago, Stella Link said:

Geezzz....what's next?  Sex-Doll wedding chapels and Caribbean honeymoon trip packages??

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Honestly, though, could you imagine having an "off" button for your wife?  

"Honey, I'm headed out of town with some buddies.  See ya."

"You can't just up and leave!  We have plans."

*click*

 

 

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Should name the store "Second Cumming". 

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Should name the store "Second Cumming". 

How 'bout "Eskimo Bros Hut"

As long as these robots don't make you buy them shit, want to cuddle, watch movies, or talk, I could see this catching on. Even more so if they can be taught to make a sangwich.

8 hours ago, next2naus said:

"doing the robot" will take on a whole new meaning

as will "domo arigato mr. roboto" for the females and the gays. NTTAWWT.

Article says it's really intended to be "try before you buy."  
One thing that seems worse than buying a sex doll is buying a used sex doll.


Still probably cleaner than most women.
37 minutes ago, Parliament said:

There is a forum for this. "Real Doll.com" or something.

"or something"  riiigggghhhtt.  

 

11 hours ago, Hate said:

Well, I'm sure they clean them up between visits.  Maybe. 

Sex doll cream pie afficianados?

 

I wonder if they'll be offering gang bang group rates?  Might be a nice get together for Houston area Surlyhorns.  

8 hours ago, Stella Link said:

Source?  We need names, photos and phone numbers of alleged volume of hookers...

Go to the bar at hilton americas 

You can fuck them AND program them to shut up?

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Go to the bar at hilton americas 

LOL...walked through there on my way to the Astros game over the weekend and I know what you mean.  

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