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Oh yeah we can have legal sex doll houses, but God forbid if you want to play some damn blackjack, shoot some dice or bet on a football game.


Fuck all that. I just want to buy liquor on Sundays
11 hours ago, Stella Link said:

Source?  We need names, photos and phone numbers of alleged volume of hookers...

Take your pick!

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Vic Mackey is gonna fuck R2-D2 in an efficiency apartment after they eat raw chicken and cream corn, isn't he?

22 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Honestly, though, could you imagine having an "off" button for your wife?  

"Honey, I'm headed out of town with some buddies.  See ya."

"You can't just up and leave!  We have plans."

*click*

 

 

That would be great.  But you wouldn't even have to inform your wife you were headed out of town if you just left her off and only flipped her on for sex occasionally.

 

1 hour ago, Angry Gorilla said:

That would be great.  But you wouldn't even have to inform your wife you were headed out of town if you just left her off and only flipped her on for sex occasionally.

 

Yes, I would probably take the more environmentally friendly approach and leave her off most of the time.

20 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Take your pick!

 

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we need to do a kickstarter for animatronic sheep.

selling to aggy is the best market on the planet.

100% guaranteed sell-through.

is it illegal to manufacture bestiality devices?

reveille would probably sell well too...

It's gonna be on Richmond near the Galleria, because of course it is. That strip put the Ho in Houston. I asked Mrs MaC where she would thought they would put it and said "Here's one hint: it's not on Westheimer." "Oh," she said. "Richmond."



we need to do a kickstarter for animatronic sheep.
selling to aggy is the best market on the planet.
100% guaranteed sell-through.
is it illegal to manufacture bestiality devices?
reveille would probably sell well too...


Bad dragon seems to be making a lot of money, so I doubt it
56 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

It's gonna be on Richmond near the Galleria, because of course it is. That strip put the Ho in Houston. I asked Mrs MaC where she would thought they would put it and said "Here's one hint: it's not on Westheimer." "Oh," she said. "Richmond."

She seems pretty familiar with the area.

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

we need to do a kickstarter for animatronic sheep.

selling to aggy is the best market on the planet.

100% guaranteed sell-through.

is it illegal to manufacture bestiality devices?

reveille would probably sell well too...

Now, would you make them look like that to get the furrys on the cash cow, or just plain sheep?

6 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

we need to do a kickstarter for animatronic sheep.

selling to aggy is the best market on the planet.

100% guaranteed sell-through.

is it illegal to manufacture bestiality devices?

reveille would probably sell well too...

Ask yer mom, she has a collection of beastiality "toys"....... {obligatory ?}

On 9/25/2018 at 5:00 PM, Hate said:

Really?  In Houston vs Vegas?  

yes.  Houston is the home to most of surly's moms

On 9/25/2018 at 10:47 PM, PRONG HORN said:

 

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whats the point of this bot if youre going to make it talk?

Maybe it's only for the dirty talk?

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9 hours ago, 52-80 said:

whats the point of this bot if youre going to make it talk?

 

You interact with it.  If you just try to put your dick in a hole it might get mad.


There is no place easier to get a hooker than Houston. Imo even easier that Vegas 


I would put San Fran, during a big conference, ahead of either. You can’t walk 50 feet without passing a fancy whore.

Too bad...

Wondering if they would have any of those Cherry 2000's, for a friend of course...

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1 hour ago, Victorious1 said:

Too bad...

Wondering if they would have any of those Cherry 2000's, for a friend of course...

You have to be careful because those aren't water resistant.

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48 minutes ago, F250 said:

LOL at "This is not sin city", Houston is the Bud Strickland of Texas cities.

 

https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Houston-Councilman-said-visitors-to-Robot-13276646.php

Some choice quotes from our local representatives lmao...

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Gamboa asked councilmembers to block KinkySDollS opening in the city because it “would exacerbate the risk of sexual assaults for women” as men accustomed to using the human-like sex objects could transfer the behavior to real people.

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Abdulla voiced concern about sex trafficking in the city and criticized men who “purchase dolls or women.” He called upon Travis to put cameras “where these people are going to buy dolls; let’s put it also where people go to buy women.”

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At the City Council on Tuesday, however, the public opposition to the business was unanimous. “Today is the day to say don’t mess with Texas,” said Tex Christopher, the owner of a studio and conservative activist. “We have to send a message loud and clear” to stop this “unethical, bad, morally wrong” business from coming to Houston.

 

"Gamboa asked councilmembers to block KinkySDollS opening in the city because it “would  exacerbate  the risk of sexual assaults for women” as men accustomed to using the human-like sex objects could transfer the behavior to real people."

Well, we certainly don't want any excessive "exacerbation" going on....

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Yeah....Houston doesn’t want any of those robot brothels taking any of their business away from their human brothels. Sex trafficking capital of Texas. 

i'm surprised Astroglide and Kleenex are even legal sometimes.

Holy fuck...

Somebody gonna have an unregulated orgasm and kill us all.

I love living in a place where I can't walk home from a bar or restaurant without having a half dozen or more women walking up to me, smile, and say "I go with you" or something similar.

21 minutes ago, RayDog said:

I love living in a place where I can't walk home from a bar or restaurant without having a half dozen or more women walking up to me, smile, and say "I go with you" or something similar.

They must like your capri pants...

On 10/3/2018 at 5:36 PM, Stella Link said:

"Gamboa asked councilmembers to block KinkySDollS opening in the city because it “would  exacerbate  the risk of sexual assaults for women” as men accustomed to using the human-like sex objects could transfer the behavior to real people."

Well, we certainly don't want any excessive "exacerbation" going on....

You spelled masturbation wrong.

On 10/3/2018 at 5:45 PM, Neonmoon said:

Yeah....Houston doesn’t want any of those robot brothels taking any of their business away from their human brothels. Sex trafficking capital of Texas. 

Won't somebody think of the slut whores ?

13 hours ago, slorch said:

They must like your capri pants...

That's cargo shorts.

26 minutes ago, RayDog said:

That's cargo shorts.

So, all you have to do is wear cargo shorts and lots and lots of women will come up to you, smile,  and ask to go home with you? 

Wow....who knew??

So, all you have to do is wear cargo shorts and lots and lots of women will come up to you, smile,  and ask to go home with you? 
Wow....who knew??

It helps if all the pockets are stuffed with money
On 10/3/2018 at 4:45 PM, Neonmoon said:

Yeah....Houston doesn’t want any of those robot brothels taking any of their business away from their human brothels. Sex trafficking capital of Texas. 

I was talking to a co-worker about this story (she's a huge Astros fan and so frequently travels to and stays in Houston) and she said the Hilton Americas is owned (?) by the city. 

On 10/3/2018 at 4:45 PM, Neonmoon said:

Yeah....Houston doesn’t want any of those robot brothels taking any of their business away from their human brothels. Sex trafficking capital of Texas. 

Reminds me of Lubbock staying dry because the liquor stores( in a very limited strip of land just south of the city) were filling the coffers of the churches to oppose open sale of alcohol.

It was soooooo freaking stupid.

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