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#1152
22 minutes ago, Pancho said:

What the fuck has happened to this thread in the last 24 hours?

Good Christ

$10 is serious business

#1156
34 minutes ago, Pancho said:

What the fuck has happened to this thread in the last 24 hours?

Good Christ

The same shit that always happens with the joyless people on this site.

#1158
32 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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O/U 49.5 rushing yards from RBs today? I’m betting the under.

I’m thinking Sark gets pass happy.

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#1161
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I’m guessing that @texifornia is fabuloooouuuss at parties and nothing akin to a square. The only thing square about that dude is what is color-coordinated in his blazer’s breast pocket.

You're probably right. Everyone just sits around him at parties and frantically awaits him to post on surly. He's so cool. 😎

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#1163
1 hour ago, mdleast said:

Some of you may say with words that you woke up feeling the Cheeziest.

I prove it with my actions:

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That looks like santa gave roudolph a handy and sprayed it all over the house.

#1173
48 minutes ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

You're probably right. Everyone just sits around him at parties and frantically awaits him to post on surly. He's so cool. 😎

You’re probably too stupid to understand this, but I was lampooning @texifornia as much as anything. I really think you’re going to do well here.

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#1175
18 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I’ve found the best approach is DAtW through the early afternoon, go to the hotel to nap when the wife and kids have had enough of Epcot, me or both, then regroup for a nice dinner. This time at The Boathouse.

Kill me.

This is me every time my wife brings up going to Orlando.

#1176

Boy there was a lot of bitch ass posting about our run game when the depth chart got released

How did that work out for us?

#1177
23 hours ago, satyanash said:

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Do you come up with these or do you just post these because I guess the advanced stats didn’t take into account how awesome Arch is and how bad Bryce throws the ball.

#1178

21 hours ago, mdleast said:

Some of you may say with words that you woke up feeling the Cheeziest.

I prove it with my actions:

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That is fucking art. By the looks of it, quite literally.

Get this pic on the socials and I'm pretty sure they'll have you make it again as the trophy for next year.

And one last lol at the posters who woke up the bitchiest, thinking we lose to the Bifferines

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