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Don’t most of us play the same numbers over and over? I’ve used pretty much the same ones for a long while and I’ll add to them occasionally.

id be happy just to win a million 

I'm going to take out a life insurance policy on the winner.   Odds are pretty much 100% that person will be dead in 5 years.   

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Any way my numbers for my 2 tickets tonight are
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 25
7, 11, 3, 38, 63 and 24

 

@Wally Fairway You know what the odds are that your first numbers hit?  Sheesh...

<Ducks>

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[mention=458]Wally Fairway[/mention] You know what the odds are that your first numbers hit?  Sheesh...



I'm guessing you are gonna say they are not the same as the odds of any other set of numbers being drawn?

The "problem" I see is that he would have to share with 25,000 other winners...
37 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ain’t none of you assholes winning shit

well yeah, not with that kind of attitude mister!

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2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

One billion dollars, and you’re going to have Chad and Rudy sleeping on your porch like Dish Boggett. 

Don't forget about Chad's retarded cousin Seth.  He'll be there too.

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ain’t none of you assholes winning shit

 

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ain’t none of you assholes winning shit

Say what it again
Jokes is on you asshole - I won $10 a couple of weeks ago (and it has only cost me about $30 to play the lottery this year) SO HA

4 hours ago, jeevsie said:

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1 billion is 50 chicks at the same time kinda money.

 

17 minutes ago, F250 said:

1 billion is 50 chicks at the same time kinda money.

 

Line ‘Em up.  2 strokes each 

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

 

id be happy just to win a million 

I'd probably trash a million dollar ticket. Too lazy to drive down and turn it in.

Surly weirdness

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Can you imagine carrying a lottery ticket in to get cashed that is worth a billion dollars?

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5 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Don’t most of us play the same numbers over and over? I’ve used pretty much the same ones for a long while and I’ll add to them occasionally.

id be happy just to win a million 

i say "quick pick" over and over, so, it'd be really weird if i played the same numbers over and over.  real rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead type of situation. 

1 hour ago, F250 said:

1 billion is 50 chicks at the same time kinda money.

 

3 questions: how much is a confiscated russian yacht?  how many girls can i fit on said confiscated russian yacht?  what's the risk of polonium poisoning associated with owning a confiscated russian yacht?

52 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

It’s our eoq (I know doesn’t align with everyone else) and I’m in sales.  Times like this is when I hope I win the lottery

Same, and I could sure use a miracle. 

5 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Don’t most of us play the same numbers over and over? I’ve used pretty much the same ones for a long while and I’ll add to them occasionally.

id be happy just to win a million 

I used to play the same numbers all the time until I forgot to buy a ticket one night and realized that if they drew my numbers I would have to kill myself.

I've never bothered to fill in the little bubble sheet to pick my own numbers. Quick pick is fine.

3 hours ago, F250 said:

Can you imagine carrying a lottery ticket in to get cashed that is worth a billion dollars?

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I would have it in a briefcase handcuffed to my arm

17 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

If I saw you in the parking lot you’d be missing an arm. 

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6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I would have it in a briefcase handcuffed to my arm

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14 hours ago, jeevsie said:

 

@Wally Fairway You know what the odds are that your first numbers hit?  Sheesh...

<Ducks>

How are they any different than any combination of 5 out of 70 and 1 out of 25? Every ball has the same odds on every draw. 

 

You didn’t hit me with your response because I ducked. 
 

(I agree with you)

13 hours ago, closetohumping said:

It’s our eoq (I know doesn’t align with everyone else) and I’m in sales.  Times like this is when I hope I win the lottery

Once it was confirmed I had indeed won, it would be zero days before I told them I would be leaving the company, effective immediately.  I don't hate my job or my employer, and there's no animosity, but the functionality of that relationship would change immediately.

 

2 hours ago, slorch said:

Once it was confirmed I had indeed won, it would be zero days before I told them I would be leaving the company, effective immediately.  I don't hate my job or my employer, and there's no animosity, but the functionality of that relationship would change immediately.

 

Not me.  I'd collect the money, get it set up in various accounts and then quit.  I  wouldnt be the most productive employee during that time.

I wouldn't quit at all. 

Spoiler

I'd just let them wonder what happened to me

 

25 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

I haven't looked yet + did I win?

Unless you bought your ticket in Illinois, nope.

single ticket sold in Illiniois winner. 

 

legit good luck to that person.   I am pretty sure ILL doesnt have a way to redeem annonymously.

 

which means everyone is gonna know who just won. and all the freaky freaky's of the world are about to come busting down their door. 

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Got the megaball with megaplier! Think that’s $6. Later, suckas!!!!!

Got the megaball with megaplier! Think that’s $6. Later, suckas!!!!!

Turned $6 into $20 here.
2 minutes ago, millhouse said:

I kinda hope @ChiTownDocwon for the lolz 

@Prepuce of Doomcould throw a bunch of money at demon gourds

Lol.  Winning ticket out of Des Plaines.  Wasn’t me.  Heard after tax lump sum will be 350ish.  That’s amazing but far from a billion dollars.  Damn shame I say.  

9 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lol.  Winning ticket out of Des Plaines.  Wasn’t me.  Heard after tax lump sum will be 350ish.  That’s amazing but far from a billion dollars.  Damn shame I say.  

1.2 is the annuity.  Cash option is like $700mil.  Fed tax down to 350 and then state of Illinois is what 5%?  So another 35 mil.   315mil net

26 minutes ago, midtown said:

1.2 is the annuity.  Cash option is like $700mil.  Fed tax down to 350 and then state of Illinois is what 5%?  So another 35 mil.   315mil net

Yeah I’d happily put up with all of that. I’d definitely go lump sum too, I’d be worried some weird shit happens in the future & payments get cut off. 
 

Has anyone from TX ever won one of these huge lottos? Seems like the Midwest/Northeast get most of the winners.

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So there’s some big glitch tonite delaying the results…hmmmmm…figures the one time I win (just kidding) but numbers still aren’t up yet. News is reporting an error. I cry bullshit! 

25 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So there’s some big glitch tonite delaying the results…hmmmmm…figures the one time I win (just kidding) but numbers still aren’t up yet. News is reporting an error. I cry bullshit! 

It's rigged! I won the Powerball!

18 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

It's rigged! I won the Powerball!

We all did until they say different. Lol. Still no numbers. WTF? I’m not buying whatever this glitch news story is…

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