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23 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

I just saw a Reel of someone asking a woman in Alabama what she would do if she won tonight. 
 

She said she would take 70 million and fire and buyout the Bama football coach, and also fire and buyout the AD. 

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32 minutes ago, futureman said:

some asshole in texas won the jackpot.  surly poster?

hopefully my dad. Or a Surly poster. Man, our NIL would kick ass. 

Here’s a shocker….. the winning numbers were bought at a joint called Big’s 103 which is located on US Highway 290 out near Stonewall, Texas - Between Fredericksburg & Johnson City.

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7 hours ago, futureman said:

some lucky rich asshole in texas won the jackpot.  surly poster?

Fify

4 minutes ago, hornian said:

If true, rookie move on telling anyone that he won. 

Rumor is its a pledge which makes me even more skeptical 

Your Delta name is... "Sugardaddy!"

Read it was bought at a Valero in Fredericksburg. Probably some retiree

8 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Here’s a shocker….. the winning numbers were bought at a joint called Big’s 103 which is located on US Highway 290 out near Stonewall, Texas - Between Fredericksburg & Johnson City.

 

3 hours ago, Updawg said:

Read it was bought at a Valero in Fredericksburg. Probably some retiree


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Looking fake. The winner in Texas wasn’t a QP like that picture 

15 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Here’s a shocker….. the winning numbers were bought at a joint called Big’s 103 which is located on US Highway 290 out near Stonewall, Texas - Between Fredericksburg & Johnson City.

I've stopped there more than a few times. Didn't buy a ticket but if I had and won I would use the money to take over the town of College Station and ban the use of maroon paint and make Randolph Duke the mayor, if he is still alive. 

8 hours ago, F250 said:

I've stopped there more than a few times. Didn't buy a ticket but if I had and won I would use the money to take over the town of College Station and ban the use of maroon paint and make Randolph Duke the mayor, if he is still alive. 

I'd buy the OX ranch - but with more tanks and flamethrowers

I wouldn't even quit my job. 

Spoiler

I'd just let them wonder what happened to me. 

 

13 hours ago, 4th_and_18 said:

Probably one of those spelling bee oligarchs.

Probably not a lot of Asians in Stonewall

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Probably not a lot of Asians in Stonewall

Das wasis!

Probably not a lot of Asians in Stonewall

I was referring to the Scripps family which has been in Fredericksburg for many years.
On 9/8/2025 at 10:14 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

I wouldn't even quit my job. 

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I'd just let them wonder what happened to me. 

 

I'd make them fire me and collect unemployment for the shits and giggles. 

The frat ticket was a prank by the pledge master.  

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