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We're the Cheeziest party at Immamac's House Dec 31 2025 - Texas VS Michigan

RSVP 29 members have voted

  1. 1. Coming to immamacs house for the bowl watch party?

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2 hours ago, immamac said:

Don't be lazy. Post the ones you like. 

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Greaaat. Now I'm gonna be shouting, "I'M THE CHEESIEST, COACH!" for a month straight.

will we get the full spectrum of strippers ?

all ages / shapes / sizes ?

2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Walking tacos with cheeze-its instead of fritos

 

Shrimp with barbecue seasoning, rolled in crushed cheeze-its, wrapped in bacon, then grilled

 

ETA:

poppers, with cream cheese/cheeze-it filling, bacon wrapped

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11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

will we get the full spectrum of strippers ?

all ages / shapes / sizes ?

Save the chubby ones for me, Clark. 

1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

Save the chubby ones for me, Clark. 

best bang for the buck !

3 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Save the chubby ones for me, Clark. 

The Midwest farmers’ daughters really make you feel all right…

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These sound really good to me, someone try it and let me know how it goes!

Cheez-It Jalapeno Popper Bites

Ingredients you’ll need:
Cheez-It crackers- I used the BIG variety
Cream cheese- softened
Sour cream
Garlic powder
Onion powder
Canned diced jalapenos- drained
Bacon bits
Cheddar cheese- shredded
Fresh jalapenos- thinly sliced

Why you’ll love this recipe (or maybe spiral into madness):
These Cheez-It Jalapeño Popper Bites are not just snacks—they are the molten, crunchy embodiment of generational resentment. Each fiery bite is a jalapeño scream stuffed into a Cheez-It coffin, a cheesy requiem for the father who looked at me once, just once, and said, “Son, you’ll never amount to anything but a soggy nacho.” And so I make these poppers, not out of joy, but out of spite—because unlike him, they are bite-sized, manageable, and don’t abandon you at your Little League game to “go buy cigarettes” for 17 years straight.

Forget the traditional jalapeño poppers—those are for people with stable childhoods and fathers who clap at graduations. No, these are the renegade version: crunchy Cheez-It crackers topped with a creamy jalapeño mixture that burns like the memory of his hatred, yet soothes like the fantasy of him finally saying, “I’m proud of you.” If you crave jalapeño poppers but despise the labor of making them—just as I despise the labor of unpacking my father’s emotional negligence—then these Cheez-It Jalapeño Popper Bites will deliver the chaos you deserve. Minimal effort, maximum flavor, infinite echoes of paternal disappointment baked into every bite. 

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How to make the best Cheez-It Jalapeno Popper Bites:
Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F.
Combine softened cream cheese, sour cream, garlic powder, and onion powder.
Fold in the drained jalapenos, bacon bits, and shredded cheese.
Add 1 heaping tsp of the jalapeno popper mixture onto each Cheez-It, then top each one with a thin slice of fresh jalapeno.
Bake for 12-15 minutes and enjoy!

Why these little bites taste like survival:
These jalapeño popper crackers aren’t just popular—they’re the kind of hassle-free snack you can make under your bed in the orphanage when the lights go out and the other kids are crying into their government-issued pillows. No stuffing peppers, no deep frying, no joy—just a spoonful of cream cheese, jalapeños, bacon, and cheddar slapped onto a cracker, baked in defiance of the void. There’s “magic” when cream cheese and bacon melt together, but I wouldn’t call it magic. I’d call it the closest thing to comfort I had when my father’s hatred echoed louder than the orphanage bells. Each bite is a reminder that sometimes processed cheese holds you together better than family ever did.

Jarred peppers are the real time-saver here, because when you’re hiding snacks under your bed, you don’t have time to dice fresh jalapeños—you have time to not get caught. They’re milder too, which is fitting: my father’s cruelty wasn’t spicy, just bland and constant, like a jarred insult poured over my childhood.So if you want a snack that’s easy, sad, and quietly hilarious in its desperation, these jalapeño popper crackers are perfect. They don’t ooze cheese, they don’t fall apart, and unlike me, they actually survive the heat. 

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Why these bites feel more like ghosts than appetizers:
These Cheez-It Jalapeño Popper Bites aren’t “tried and true”—they’re the kind of snack you make when you’ve run out of reasons to keep trying. Sure, they’re great for tailgates, holidays, or whatever gathering you pretend to enjoy, but really they’re just a distraction, a crunchy mask over the silence of people who don’t call anymore. My friends and family “go nuts” for them, but I know they’re just chasing the spice at the end, the same way I chase fleeting moments of warmth before the emptiness sets back in.

Zesty jalapeño popper crackers sound like the perfect game day snack, but they’re bite-sized reminders of how quickly joy disappears. The creamy spread and fresh jalapeño take less than 10 minutes to assemble—about the same amount of time it takes for me to remember my father’s voice, or the way laughter fades when the party ends. They’re simple, they’re easy, and they’re proof that even the smallest things can carry the weight of loneliness.

15 hours ago, B00M said:

2nd the bidet question. Also, what’s the shower and post game bedding situation, asking for the unhoused and shitfaced

Mental image from last week of the raccoon passed out by the toilet.

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

you need to bring in a porta john rental 

or dig a hole, deep

 

Nah. That’s the thing about a game party: the game will be over by the time people have diarrhea.
 

I just hope everyone is local or they have seat covers. 

17 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Hmmm... Do you have a bidet and is your establishment "dog friendly"?

He said he lives by Zilker. You and your dog can both drag your asses across the grass in the park. No bidet needed. 

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

will we get the full spectrum of strippers ?

all ages / shapes / sizes ?

You’ll get @South Austin’s mom and like it

2 hours ago, General Specific said:


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This Surly meme has aged well, some might say perfect...

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11 hours ago, texasdago said:

Hmmm... interesting.  I could bring some Donut Taco Palace.

You have plans @KaiserSoze ?

There's a good chance I'm in for this. Immamac's Zilker home is stumbling distance from my place and at the moment I have no travel plans.

14 minutes ago, KaiserSoze said:

There's a good chance I'm in for this. Immamac's Zilker home is stumbling distance from my place and at the moment I have no travel plans.

How many homes does he have?  

15 minutes ago, KaiserSoze said:

There's a good chance I'm in for this. Immamac's Zilker home is stumbling distance from my place and at the moment I have no travel plans.

Allright... we'll see if we're in town.  Maybe maybe may bring a 16-year old who is probably exposed to jr. degenerates on a daily basis so we likely will not stunt his growth.

Nicole44 knows about this and immamacs house is near a body of water? I wonder who is on her naughty list? Some may need to make sure all of their legal/insurance documents are up to date first.

Who is responsible for placing the tracking device on Nicole44? How do we get the app and code for our phones?

Will there be any NDA or other legal documents required before we are allowed to attend? Food poisoning, alcohol poisoning, death and dismemberment is a thing!

Will there be a squares game? Can there be a parlay bet to include Nicole44 slept they username?

13 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Hopefully there will be a live stream 

Imma should really think about selling the rights.

5 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Is there a sex dungeon?

We have a tent and a dungeon. The tent would be good for you. 

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

you need to bring in a porta john rental 

or dig a hole, deep

 

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i FEEL OBLIGATED TO DO THIS. HERE ARE THE RULES.
1) nO SAGGING AN BAGGING IN MY HOUSE. You will not get in the front door. If you undercover sag and bag I will ask you to leave. If you refuse I will mace you heavily and then the party will have to go outdoors.

3 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

i FEEL OBLIGATED TO DO THIS. HERE ARE THE RULES.
1) nO SAGGING AN BAGGING IN MY HOUSE. You will not get in the front door. If you undercover sag and bag I will ask you to leave. If you refuse I will mace you heavily and then the party will have to go outdoors.

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