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We're the Cheeziest party at Immamac's House Dec 31 2025 - Texas VS Michigan

RSVP 29 members have voted

  1. 1. Coming to immamacs house for the bowl watch party?

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2 hours ago, Gandalfish said:

This Surly meme has aged well, some might say perfect...

 

Immamac, please tell me you're renting out at least half a dozen porta-potties. 

Maybe have a paramedic or two in a truck out front?

If you aren't going to come at least help come up with recipes. I'll take pics and document. 

You can make baked olives covered in cheezits. I’ve had them a couple of times, can’t remember how to make them. I’ll look for a recipe.

Not coming, but for bbq, a smoked meat loaf with crushed cheese-its for binder would work. Maybe sprinkle some on top when it is done. 

14 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

He’s inviting Surly, not Warehime

We're talking about people who populate a board that has an annual shart thread. 

On 12/9/2025 at 1:41 PM, Bill Brasky said:

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4 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

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You beautiful bastards.

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Can probably get Sherrone Moore pretty cheap. 

He's probably going to be locked up with other commitments 

Is there a sex dungeon?

Someone gon get Pulp Fiction’ed
On 12/9/2025 at 11:08 AM, immamac said:

1904 Anita Drive 

both tacos

I never bet on sports...ever.

But in light of the news yesterday, is there a reason I shouldn't put every dime I have on Texas to cover at -5.5?

13 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Can probably get Sherrone Moore pretty cheap. 

Hankering for some forced sodomy and illegal seduction are ya? 

You know this thread got me thinking.  I may have the perfect idea.  But I guess I would have to grind the cheese-its into dust and sprinkle from on high as a finishing touch.  Wonder if by come miracle I could actually make this burnt orange?  It's both cool and sharable! Come to think of it, since I like to eat the opponents mascot where possible, pigs in a blanket would work for next Arkansas game.  I give you (not yet cheese tinted) Longhorn Pigs in a Blanket!  

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5 minutes ago, horn4life said:

You know this thread got me thinking.  I may have the perfect idea.  But I guess I would have to grind the cheese-its into dust and sprinkle from on high as a finishing touch.  Wonder if by come miracle I could actually make this burnt orange?  It's both cool and sharable! Come to think of it, since I like to eat the opponents mascot where possible, pigs in a blanket would work for next Arkansas game.  I give you (not yet cheese tinted) Longhorn Pigs in a Blanket!  

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Please don't let me discourage your Cheez-It aspirations and dreams.... BUT there is a simpler answer.

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17 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Can probably get Sherrone Moore pretty cheap. 

If he gets released from jail.

Can probably get Sherrone Moore pretty cheap. 

For a carton of lucky strikes.
44 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


For a carton of lucky strikes.

 

I hear they’re very popular with the children. 

On 12/8/2025 at 7:49 PM, immamac said:

I'm gonna email corporate. I'll see if we can get them to sponsor 

ask them if they still have this

 

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


For a carton of lucky strikes.

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Get a cage full of chickens, a  football square board underneath and feed them nothing but Cheez-it's. Chicken-Cheez-it Bingo.

goddamn i wish I lived in Austin so I could come crash immamac's house party

 

idea:

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I concocted some decent Chex/Cheezit mix yesterday.  The proportions can be changed, since I didn't exacly measure things.    I mean I just poured stuff out of the boxes, so these qtys are guesstimates.

3 cups corn chex

2 cups rice chex

2 cups white cheezits  (you could probably use orange)

1-2 cups whole pecans

1/2 cup pepitas (roasted and shelled pumpkin seed)

1/2 cup raisins

Mix all the above in a big roaster, not a slow cooker

Melt 3 sticks of butter

add in 1/4 - 1/3 cup brown sugar

about a 1/4 tsp apple pie spice.  

 

Roast at 250 for an hour, stirring every qtr hour.     You can add more chex mix if it seems there's too much liquid, and as you cook the chex will absorb it and the cheezits will get coated.  

If you use a slow cooker, it steams it too much and things come out soggy.  Found that out the hard way on some other mix I made.

Is this going to be a halftime show on The Ocho?

I'm thinking chocolate fountain to dip CheezIts in.  And a CheezIts Cheese fountain to compliment it.

 

But CheezIts dipped in chocolate sounds good for some reason.

22 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I'm thinking chocolate fountain to dip CheezIts in.  And a CheezIts Cheese fountain to compliment it.

 

But CheezIts dipped in chocolate sounds good for some reason.

I like to make tiny peanut butter n cheez-it sandwiches

My hydration level so bad I piss cheez-its.

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

I'm thinking chocolate fountain to dip CheezIts in.  And a CheezIts Cheese fountain to compliment it.

 

But CheezIts dipped in chocolate sounds good for some reason.

 

When I sent that sample home with you, I warned you to take it easy with that shit. It ain’t for amateurs. 

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