September 25, 20187 yr She's got some real assholes for friends. Whatever happened to drawing dicks on faces of people who pass out??! Quote A British woman has been questioned by police in Spain after doctors found a dead tortoise inside her vagina, according to reports in the Spanish media. Staff at the emergency department of a medical center in the south of the island Tenerife are said to have called local cops after making the bizarre discovery, the respected daily El Dia claimed. The unnamed woman, described as an expat by El Confidential, is said to have sought help after suffering pain in her genital area which doctors diagnosed as an infection caused by the reptile. The Sun has not been able to independently verify any of the claims that have been widely reported in Spanish media. She is said to have told police she began to feel odd after going out partying with a group of British friends a couple of days earlier, El Periodico reports. She apparently had no idea how the reptile ended up where it did. The size of the reptile has not been revealed and some reports suggest it may have been a turtle rather than a tortoise. https://nypost.com/2018/09/20/woman-on-vacation-reportedly-finds-dead-tortoise-in-her-vagina/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
September 25, 20187 yr Must have been a snatching turtle Edited September 25, 20187 yr by millhouse Damn orang beat me to it
September 25, 20187 yr Hey, maybe she was just trying to visually create the tortoise in the hair....
September 25, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said: I believe the kids these days call that being 'terrapined" too soon.....
September 25, 20187 yr She was just working on the appetizer for her new fusion restaurant. A combo of turtle soup and clam chowder.
September 25, 20187 yr The size of the reptile has not been revealed and some reports suggest it may have been a turtle rather than a tortoise. if it's a turtle it is a tortoise. don't kids take biology in 7th grade and learn this shit anymore?
September 25, 20187 yr She was trying to come out of her shell, and got confused. Edited September 25, 20187 yr by DougO
September 28, 20187 yr Quote Staff at the emergency department of a medical center in the south of the island Tenerife are said to have called local cops after making the bizarre discovery Can she sue for Tortoise Interference?
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