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Who the fuck are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) Another "Polutical Axis" Survey.

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Try to answer honestly - pushing the answers only skews yourself.

70 questions.  I would have preferred 2 additional responses for a more nuanced survey:

● Somewhat Agree

● Somewhat Disagree

https://8values.github.io/quiz.html

Post screenshots of your results & a

lso try ķafter testing today) to think of what your answers might have been like when you were 20 years old. Screenshot_20251209_155539_Chrome.thumb.jpg.e5ac5f4445505dedd351ad567e2088d3.jpgScreenshot_20251209_155631_Chrome.jpg.94688723a26fa55aa1f8b1353f90af25.jpg

I'm an anarcho-fascist communist member of the proletariat bourgeois elite young Republican NORML chapter.....or, at least, that was my pitch back in my college days.  I figured if I checked all the boxes, it might improve my chances with the chicks.  I certainly found myself saying "yeah, I totally agree!" with some whacked-out shit, simply because I thought it might make me marginally more charming and attractive to whatever girl had just shared said whacked-out shit.

It worked on occasion.

Like any of you can judge me.

Going to be a lot of libertarian socialism I bet.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm an anarcho-fascist communist member of the proletariat bourgeois elite young Republican NORML chapter.....or, at least, that was my pitch back in my college days.  I figured if I checked all the boxes, it might improve my chances with the chicks.  I certainly found myself saying "yeah, I totally agree!" with some whacked-out shit, simply because I thought it might make me marginally more charming and attractive to whatever girl had just shared said whacked-out shit.

It worked on occasion.

Like any of you can judge me.

 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm an anarcho-fascist communist member of the proletariat bourgeois elite young Republican NORML chapter.....or, at least, that was my pitch back in my college days.  I figured if I checked all the boxes, it might improve my chances with the chicks.  I certainly found myself saying "yeah, I totally agree!" with some whacked-out shit, simply because I thought it might make me marginally more charming and attractive to whatever girl had just shared said whacked-out shit.

It worked on occasion.

Like any of you can judge me.

Couldn't you simply get a cheap pawn shop guitar & sit under a tree, saying "Yeah, I'm a singer in a band.  We haven't decided on a name yet.  What's your name... I'll write a song about you in the morning... can I get $ 4 bucks for Wendy's?   I just bought new strings & picks" (reaches into pocket & hands one to said chica).

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1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Im kinda boring.

Well... isn't that endemic of the Parliamentary system? 

21 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

The Big Lebowski Sleeping GIF by Tech Noir

That must be exhausting. 

Apparently I have more in common with Mamdani than a love of kabab.  

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18 hours ago, Parliament said:

Im kinda boring

Well, yeah, you're participating in an online political axis survey...

Well fuck, I should start a Libertarian Socialism party.

I did another run-through putting in some of the most Christian responses I could think of, and yeah, socialism, lol.

That Jesus was a dirty hippie.

I believe in a benevolent monarchy descended from George Washington (last I heard this was a truck driver in Iowa,) a peaceful nation who pay Canada, Mexico, and the Bahamas to fight all our wars, monorails and airships servicing all villages (pilot training avoided because they'll be trained rhesus monkeys at the tillers,) required attendance at Anglican Church of America services wearing polished jack-boots (for the women, men can do whatever they want,) all children attend boarding schools where they study Latin, fencing, and horseback riding as well as one elective pertinent to the management of panicky foreigners, and every household receives a basic monthly income with extra bonuses for purchasing art, which will lead to distorted economies similar to the old days where Mom would send three individual children into a store to each buy 3 cents of candy with printed Food Stamp dollars, receiving a total of $2.91 in change, which they'd then fetch outside to Mom who would come in and buy a bottle of Thunderbird.

Also, we'd discontinue the use of nickels, dimes, credit cards, crypto, and all apps except Venmo because they haven't pissed me off yet.

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