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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests

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23 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

His wife jokingly refers to it as The Big House that cum built. 

 

I understand that reference!

Just now, 66BUFF said:

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I've met her.  It took her 2.2 seconds to inform me that she was "the" Sharona..."the one the song's about".

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Just now, Gil Bang said:

I understand that reference!

I've met her.  It took her 2.2 seconds to inform me that she was "the" Sharona..."the one the song's about".

Well how long do it take you to inform her that you were the “Gil Bang” of surly horns dot com?

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Well how long do it take you to inform her that you were the “Gil Bang” of surly horns dot com?

THE Gil Bang, I think you meant.

Vintage Surly -- discussions about The Knack derailing a thread about the head football coach at Michigan performing career suicide by banging an administrative staffer and then having a psychotic episode in which he threatens to kill himself and others.  You cannot make this shit up.

(BTW, "Your Number or Your Name" is the best song on the Knack's first album.)

 

From Sherrone Moore to debates and discussions on The Kinks and the Knack.

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Frankly, I get the Kinks & the Animals mixed up all the time.

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10 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Well how long do it take you to inform her that you were the “Gil Bang” of surly horns dot com?

Of course, I NOW introduce myself in that manner, but when I met her, "Gil Bang" only existed in the mind of Larry David.

How can one be charged with sodomy? I understand it in rape scenarios and yes charge those MFers. But if you say your wife likes butt stuff to a cop during an investigation, they can make that a charge?

29 minutes ago, Deej said:

"What starts here changes the world."

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My Ginga!

12 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Damn they gonna poach PK right before our game aren’t they? 

I don't think PK and Mad Martin would last very long together.  Polar opposites.

4 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

How can one be charged with sodomy? I understand it in rape scenarios and yes charge those MFers. But if you say your wife likes butt stuff to a cop during an investigation, they can make that a charge?

Desuetude laws

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5 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

How can one be charged with sodomy? I understand it in rape scenarios and yes charge those MFers. But if you say your wife likes butt stuff to a cop during an investigation, they can make that a charge?

many states classify oral sex as "sodomy".  Michigan is one of those.  I'd like to think that Blondie takes it up the keister, but, maybe not. 

9 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

How can one be charged with sodomy? I understand it in rape scenarios and yes charge those MFers. But if you say your wife likes butt stuff to a cop during an investigation, they can make that a charge?

Asking for a friend?

That list of charges was bullshit anyways, all we know is he was arrested on suspicion of assault. 

Just now, Gil Bang said:

many states classify oral sex as "sodomy".  Michigan is one of those.  I'd like to think that Blondie takes it up the keister, but, maybe not. 

This is a real shitty situation and it stinks!

20 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Deion?  🤣🤣
 

that would be epic!

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How to not pay a loser coach the remainder of their contract

Hire some pussy

Pussy is still undefeated. 
probably 1/20th of the cost

15 minutes ago, markstanco said:

From Sherrone Moore to debates and discussions on The Kinks and the Knack.

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14 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Frankly, I get the Kinks & the Animals mixed up all the time.

"In my defense, she had a Knack for being a Kinky Animal." - Sherrone, possibly

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Deion?  🤣🤣

Pretty delusional then at the end there, full retard. 

16 hours ago, SarksJuggs said:

I’m tired of staying quiet. I am a support staffer at the University of Texas and Steve Sarkisian impregnated me. I am going public…unless he hires an offensive coordinator. 

The joke will be on you when he hires Greg Davis.

41 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Cubans sucks at sports too. Hiring Nico should automatically disqualify him from doing anything but writing checks

Did he hire him? Thought that was after he sold the team to get in on the Casino gravy train

1 minute ago, Deej said:

The joke will be on you when he hires Greg Davis.

Why would you even joke about that.

They both love that lateral offense, tho.

2 hours ago, Juicy said:

My wife and I were talking about this last night. As a girl dad, I couldn't imagine putting my daughter through this heartbreak. Even in my non famous circle of life, I could never break my daughters heart like this. Now to do this on such an incredibly epic level just shows what an actual piece of shit he is. 

...but you fought through those conflicting feelings and executed this honeypot operation to perfection anyway.  For the greater good.

Hold up hold up. Did he threaten to kill the side piece or his wife? And then was threatening suicide? So much to sort through

30 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Sherrone and Mark Sanchez about to have a knife off in prison 

That would be an interesting show.  Celebrities in prison no rules cage fight.  The winner gets two years taken off of their sentence and a pack of smokes. 

1 minute ago, Hornin04 said:

Hold up hold up. Did he threaten to kill the side piece or his wife? And then was threatening suicide? So much to sort through

Sounds like he went to his wife first and threatened to kill himself. Then he left, went to the side piece, and threatened to kill her and then himself. 

Allegedly. 

Dammit that makes it less fun, and we need this. You ain’t the first to be caught fucking around and won’t be the last. You ain’t that special. Take your lumps and move on, but let us have this, please.

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1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

Sounds like he went to his wife first and threatened to kill himself. Then he left, went to the side piece, and threatened to kill her and then himself. 

Allegedly. 

The wife: breaking bad GIF

43 minutes ago, Mittens said:

nsiap, but not shocked this came from one of the shittier barstool tools

 

Naturally it comes from people who can’t even get laid by a chick like that. Yes it’s shitty what she did but she didn’t exchange vows with his wife. He is the one who the most shit should come down on. It appears they had an ongoing affair. She is his subordinate. I’m not giving a pass to her either. But he is the one who pledged his life and fidelity to someone else. If he doesn’t want to be faithful don’t get married unless your spouse is cool with an open relationship and hell maybe his was? No idea. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 

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Obviously Moore is the biggest pos in this situation, but anyone who has an affair with someone thats married with kids is human garbage in their own right. 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Naturally it comes from people who can’t even get laid by a chick like that. Yes it’s shitty what she did but she didn’t exchange vows with his wife. He is the one who the most shit should come down on. It appears they had an ongoing affair. She is his subordinate. I’m not giving a pass to her either. But he is the one who pledged his life and fidelity to someone else. If he doesn’t want to be faithful don’t get married unless your spouse is cool with an open relationship and hell maybe his was? No idea. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 

She knew darn well what she was doing.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Naturally it comes from people who can’t even get laid by a chick like that. Yes it’s shitty what she did but she didn’t exchange vows with his wife. He is the one who the most shit should come down on. It appears they had an ongoing affair. She is his subordinate. I’m not giving a pass to her either. But he is the one who pledged his life and fidelity to someone else. If he doesn’t want to be faithful don’t get married unless your spouse is cool with an open relationship and hell maybe his was? No idea. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 

Yeah sure, the inexplicable 55k raise was just part of the deal. Two transactions. Must have been some fine print that someone did not understand.

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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2 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Obviously Moore is the biggest pos in this situation, but anyone who has an affair with someone thats married with kids is human garbage in their own right. 

While I don't necessarily disagree, you're probably describing a solid 30% of the population.

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47 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Sherrone and Mark Sanchez about to have a knife off in prison 

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6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Naturally it comes from people who can’t even get laid by a chick like that. Yes it’s shitty what she did but she didn’t exchange vows with his wife. He is the one who the most shit should come down on. It appears they had an ongoing affair. She is his subordinate. I’m not giving a pass to her either. But he is the one who pledged his life and fidelity to someone else. If he doesn’t want to be faithful don’t get married unless your spouse is cool with an open relationship and hell maybe his was? No idea. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 

What was she supposed to do?

He said send out this fax, pick up that package in the mail room, oh and suck deez! 

2 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Damn…from playing in the “Big House” to being played with in the big house. 

Sherrone….. my man

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It’s a tale as old a time. 
 

Tell me that’s not a still of Cutty in the wire

6 minutes ago, JBJ said:

She knew darn well what she was doing.

Sure and so did he. They both suck. But he owed a higher duty of fidelity to his wife. She didn’t owe his wife shit.

5 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Yeah sure, the inexplicable 55k raise was just part of the deal. Two transactions. Must have been some fine print that someone did not understand.

They both suck. Agreed. 

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