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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

Sure and so did he. They both suck. But he owed a higher duty of fidelity to his wife. She didn’t owe his wife shit.

plus, he was her fucking boss, so maybe she didn't feel comfortable rejecting his advances

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11 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

857 posts in this thread

 

821 of which are repeated memes and links

and this is one of them. 

Just now, chainsaw said:

plus, he was her fucking boss, so maybe she didn't feel comfortable rejecting his advances

And that’s my understanding of the main reason why he was fired. I am hearing reports now that Michigan may be claiming he was fired only after he was arrested? Is this some type of spin from Michigan Brass? It’s weird. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

And that’s my understanding of the main reason why he was fired. I am hearing reports now that Michigan may be claiming he was fired only after he was arrested? Is this some type of spin from Michigan Brass? It’s weird. 

That makes them look pretty bad

2 hours ago, immamac said:

I heard he did it to himself with a knife. 

As an OC, he unfortunately missed the hole 

2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

plus, he was her fucking boss, so maybe she didn't feel comfortable rejecting his advances

And that's the Michigan ADs fault, you just can't give a guy the title of "Fucking Boss" and expect him to not use it. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

And that’s my understanding of the main reason why he was fired. I am hearing reports now that Michigan may be claiming he was fired only after he was arrested? Is this some type of spin from Michigan Brass? It’s weird. 

Some contracts read you can only get fired for breaking a law.

14 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

857 posts in this thread

 

821 of which are repeated memes and links

Am trying to think of more to post.

54 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

That's nice work boys. /Chief Wiggum

I'm sure most parents "investigate" their kids the same way when they clearly were up to something.

Did you do that??

Nope.

Oh, ok good. Have some ice cream.

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

And that's the Michigan ADs fault, you just can't give a guy the title of "Fucking Boss" and expect him to not use it. 

Yeah it’s like Head nurse. 

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

As an OC, he unfortunately missed the hole 

Actually I think he had the opposite problem. 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

while requesting to have Peter Carroll arrested for kicking a FG...ok, dude.

56 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Sherrone and Mark Sanchez about to have a knife* off in prison 

*shiv

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Sure and so did he. They both suck. But he owed a higher duty of fidelity to his wife. She didn’t owe his wife shit.

Agree and disagree.  There are pretty clear societal and moral boundaries around marriage and homewrecking.  I'm not saying bring back honor killings, but she owes his wife and family a certain level of respect and decency as fellow human beings.

55 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Of course gruden is on this moron’s list 

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

while requesting to have Peter Carroll arrested for kicking a FG...ok, dude.

I thought he said he wanted Pete Carroll murdered?

They should heavily involve Dave Portnoy in the hiring process.

Just now, Js1 said:

I thought he said he wanted Pete Carroll murdered?

maybe.  to be honest I just saw a short blurb on his stupid ass reaction to the FG.  I thought he wanted the FBI to investigate or some shit like that.

Just now, JBJ said:

Agree and disagree.  There are pretty clear societal and moral boundaries around marriage and homewrecking.  I'm not saying bring back honor killings, but she owes his wife and family a certain level of respect and decency as fellow human beings.

55k raise > than any decency owed. Ask her.

3 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Agree and disagree.  There are pretty clear societal and moral boundaries around marriage and homewrecking.  I'm not saying bring back honor killings, but she owes his wife and family a certain level of respect and decency as fellow human beings.

Dude, guys lie about that shit to change a girl's mind too. Talk about how they are separated/divorced when they aren't, tell them they have a hall pass, or whatever to get them to ignore the family stuff.  It is 100% on the person in a committed relationship to stay committed to it. Nobody is going to have a zoom call with the wife to confirm that they are in the divorce process before sleeping with someone. 

 

Michigan Men cheat, get caught and then leave the program under a cloud of scandal.

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8 minutes ago, B00M said:

Of course gruden is on this moron’s list 

.....and Deion. What a maroon

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49 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

many states classify oral sex as "sodomy".  Michigan is one of those.  I'd like to think that Blondie takes it up the keister, but, maybe not. 

to follow the arc of the thread

Blondie 1979 Rolling Stone Cover Story

58 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

How can one be charged with sodomy? I understand it in rape scenarios and yes charge those MFers. But if you say your wife likes butt stuff to a cop during an investigation, they can make that a charge?

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17 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

That's nice work boys. /Chief Wiggum

I'm sure most parents "investigate" their kids the same way when they clearly were up to something.

Did you do that??

Nope.

Oh, ok good. Have some ice cream.

Well, to take an action like firing, you need evidence.  Witnesses, a cum-stained dress, something.

If no one fesses up and no one is talking, there's not a lot to go on.

 

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

That's nice work boys. /Chief Wiggum

I'm sure most parents "investigate" their kids the same way when they clearly were up to something.

Did you do that??

Nope.

Oh, ok good. Have some ice cream.

I mean honestly what else are you gonna do with two adults knocking boots on the DL. This wasn’t some criminal investigation. Hiring a PI or doing anything beyond looking at work systems is……fraught. 

7 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Agree and disagree.  There are pretty clear societal and moral boundaries around marriage and homewrecking.  I'm not saying bring back honor killings, but she owes his wife and family a certain level of respect and decency as fellow human beings.

What does he owe his wife? I agree PS is a POS. But he’s a bigger one than she is. He married his wife. He owed those three little girls something better than what he has presented the last 24 hours: they will learn he is a lying sack of shit, allegedly forced his side piece to abort their half sibling, is dangerous and violent and a gross sex addict who had zero respect for their mom or his employer. If honor killings for whores should be brought back what should be done for husbands who act like he has purportedly done?  Having a dick isn’t a license to be one or fuck whomever whenever you want. Jmo. They both suck. PS and SM. This will follow them forever and he may have a decent spell behind bars. Karma is a gangsta. She will have the Monica Lewinsky stain wherever she goes and her parents will probably send her to Europe or some shit. So she can reinvent herself and find someone not scared away by this scandal she was actively participating in. Jmo. 

13 minutes ago, B00M said:

Of course gruden is on this moron’s list 

It's a joke list

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Dude, guys lie about that shit to change a girl's mind too. Talk about how they are separated/divorced when they aren't, tell them they have a hall pass, or whatever to get them to ignore the family stuff.  It is 100% on the person in a committed relationship to stay committed to it. Nobody is going to have a zoom call with the wife to confirm that they are in the divorce process before sleeping with someone. 

 

I've seen your exact scenario play out with a good friend of mine. She was sold a bill of goods by the dude. In my book that still doesnt excuse her behavior. Its a really simple rule, you don't sleep with someone thats married and you really dont sleep with someone thats married with kids. Character matters and this staffer did harm to that family. 

13 minutes ago, B00M said:

Of course gruden is on this moron’s list 

Complaining about Portnoy? 
That’s a funny twist.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

What does he owe his wife? I agree PS is a POS. But he’s a bigger one than she is. He married his wife. He owed those three little girls something better than what he has presented the last 24 hours: they will learn he is a lying sack of shit, allegedly forced his side piece to abort their half sibling, is dangerous and violent and a gross sex addict who had zero respect for their mom or his employer. If honor killings for whores should be brought back what should be done for husbands who act like he has purportedly done?  Having a dick isn’t a license to be one or fuck whomever whenever you want. Jmo. They both suck. PS and SM. This will follow them forever and he may have a decent spell behind bars. Karma is a gangsta. She will have the Monica Lewinsky stain wherever she goes and her parents will probably send her to Europe or some shit. So she can reinvent herself and find someone not scared away by this scandal she was actively participating in. Jmo. 

Nobody owes anyone shit this is all just some moral gatekeeping gobbley-goock

The guy was a meathead moron and fucked an employee of his.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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In case you needed any further evidence that Dave Portnoy is a fucking dumbass.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

The guy was a meathead moron and fucked an employee of his.

that sums up my first marriage 

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Some of you drive by posters who think you are gonna rep farm on some unoriginal repost shit from twitter just don't post it. Post something else instead with your brain that's funny. 

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7 minutes ago, immamac said:

Some of you drive by posters who think you are gonna rep farm on some unoriginal repost shit from twitter just don't post it. Post something else instead with your brain that's funny. 

How about Reddit?

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Some of you drive by posters who think you are gonna rep farm on some unoriginal repost shit from twitter just don't post it. Post something else instead with your brain that's funny. 

<heading over to get some unoriginal Bluesky repost shit>

13 minutes ago, immamac said:

Some of you drive by posters who think you are gonna rep farm on some unoriginal repost shit from twitter just don't post it. Post something else instead with your brain that's funny. 

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Ordering Plan B on door dash might be the funniest part of the story. We all know you make the women order that shit and you Venmo her after. Usually with a sad face emoji. 

Seems like the news stations know about as much or less than we seem to know: what an update. 😂 

 

 

13 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

In case you needed any further evidence that Dave Portnoy is a fucking dumbass.

I did not. But thank you.

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

I did not. But thank you.

If his genuine list truly has Gruden above Saban in a world where both options could actually be available that’s beyond the low point I already had him at. He’s sub-level idiot. 

You insensitive assholes are forgetting what really matters--Michigan may have a competent coach by the time we play them in 2027.

Assholes.

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