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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests

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1 hour ago, kalone said:

This thread is adding pages so much faster than I can read them 

You can skim over 99% of the posts on any given thread on Surly. 

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Just one more data point for the Bathsheba Syndrome.  Every single CFB Head Coach should be required to read this article and teach a class on it for his entire staff: The Bathsheba Syndrome

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Honestly - I just want more healthy fun and discussion. Really seemed like this place was depressing for a while. It's a lot better when it's fun like this.

 

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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Are we ever going to find out why he was arrested specifically? He didn’t get arrested for having an affair with an assistant? Does anyone even know anything in the mainstream media? They act like they are all shocked he was fucking around. 

Conduct unbecoming of a Michigan man

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20 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

What's the story? DM me please?

oh, for fuck's sake..

3 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Vintage Surly -- discussions about The Knack derailing a thread about the head football coach at Michigan performing career suicide by banging an administrative staffer and then having a psychotic episode in which he threatens to kill himself and others.  You cannot make this shit up.

(BTW, "Your Number or Your Name" is the best song on the Knack's first album.)

 

Agree on best song.  As for the band's look, that derived from Doug Fieger's resemblance to John Lennon. So they called their debut "Get the Knack" a la "Meet the Beatles" and dressed accordingly.  And the Kinks comment is appropriate, as Ray Davies professed his admiration for The Knack's (and Abba's!) frequent use of Jerry Allison's (drummer for Buddy Holly and the Crickets) rolling drum beats and what Davies called "apparent loudness."  And their cover of "Heartbeat" is one of the best covers ever of Buddy Holly.  Also on "Get the Knack."

Should we send one of these to the Jail? Sherrone could probably use a little cheering up about now.

 

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3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Should we send one of these to the Jail? Sherrone could probably use a little cheering up about now.

 

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I will throw in $5 bucks for a t-shirt donation. 

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40 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Kind of sucks in this case from the old 30 day rule.  Now they have to wait until a new coach is hired, then can enter 5 days later.  The new class got screwed since they werent told about this ongoing situation. 

I have no doubt they kept this silent until after Letter of Intent day. Fuck Michigan 

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23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

oh, for fuck's sake..

or is it "for fucks' sake", as in multiple fucks?  

5 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

They must have their share in Michigan.    

While Harbaugh wasn’t an alleged abuser.   He seemed to be a little awkward at times.   

Like the recruit sleep over…

I would personally like to thank Robert Carian for blowing up my Thursday morning. And I guess the rest of you degenerates with 2nd grade humor. Guess I'll get to work now. Thank God for xmas party season...

I have no doubt they kept this silent until after Letter of Intent day. Fuck Michigan 
No way they won't allow those guys to get out of that intent. At least, I hope so because that's exactly why Michigan waited until now. They knew about this for probably a few months. Wanted to see how the season played out. If he beat Ohio State, would they have buried this?
26 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Should we send one of these to the Jail? Sherrone could probably use a little cheering up about now.

 

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2 hours ago, Digdogger said:

My biggest concern in this whole situation is that this will cast an ugly shadow on the prestigious Cheez-It Citrus Bowl

This comment will age well.

Some will say, ‘Too well.’

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53 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Absolutely dead

Man, AI is taking the clowning to a whole new level. 

7 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Maybe Harbaugh or Venables will hire him as an analyst.

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Kind of sucks in this case from the old 30 day rule.  Now they have to wait until a new coach is hired, then can enter 5 days later.  The new class got screwed since they werent told about this ongoing situation. 

Excellent!

It gives us time to evaluate and contact everyone we want to portal to us, OL and otherwise!

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12 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Got a natty tho

 

10 minutes ago, Parliament said:

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Played OOC 

East Carolina 

UNLV

Bowling Green

 

 

 

17 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

2025 will go down as the craziest coaching fires ever… until 2026!

Coaching carousel is going to be like weather changes; shit is going to keep getting wilder and crazier every year.

Oracle had a bad earnings report yesterday and Larry Ellison, Brice Underwood's sponsor, is $34B poorer than he was a week ago.



Fire indeed.

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4 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Oracle had a bad earnings report yesterday and Larry Ellison, Brice Underwood's sponsor, is $34B poorer than he was a week ago.

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3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Its almost 2026

 

If you are accidentally getting pregnant, you deserve everything that comes with that, my lord

Really? Did some amazing advance in birth control occur in the past few decades I am unaware of?

11 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Oracle had a bad earnings report yesterday and Larry Ellison, Brice Underwood's sponsor, is $34B poorer than he was a week ago.

Oh no he might have to sell the 1/8th of a state that he owns

6 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Oracle had a bad earnings report yesterday and Larry Ellison, Brice Underwood's sponsor, is $34B poorer than he was a week ago.


Lost 34 billion.

More like poor-acle, Amiright?

Oh Brother. Looks like it’s Paramount that someone needed to Warner his own investors and Discovery some more money if he thinks his hostile takeover will work….

[Pause for laughter]

Hello?

Is this thing on?

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3 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

I just listened to the recording, one question how did this guyspacer.png get mixed up in all this?

 

 

7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Its almost 2026

 

If you are accidentally getting pregnant, you deserve everything that comes with that, my lord


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2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:


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Username and all

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

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Thank you for this... now I know what I'm buying for a white elephant party.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Did you sleep with her "Yes", Did you assualt her "Yes".

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For those that are unfamiliar with the yes joke.

 

 

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To me I don’t see what the big deal is.  Back when I was a kid we’d just say this is boys being boys

Just now, Digdogger said:

To me I don’t see what the big deal is.  Back when I was a kid we’d just say this is boys being boys

Art Briles: “She should have known that Michigan staff were bad guys”

5 hours ago, Grippe said:

I know the NCAA has said they'll never use the Death Penalty again, but this one has me thinking the corruption is so deep and rampant in Ann Arbor it might be called for.

At least until we pass them in all time wins

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