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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You’re also winless. 

I prefer to focus on the positives 

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3 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

I prefer to focus on the positives 

Just like your HIV status

Seriously? I was thinking the exact opposite. 

Same. Plain Jane was the first thing I thought.
9 hours ago, Thatguy said:

The SEC is a lot harder grind than the BIG. 

Think Tim Robinson GIF by NETFLIX

Seems to be plenty of grinding going on in the B1G...just not on the football field

8 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Set Up

 

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Race card will be dealt shortly. 

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

and all top high school qb prospects pan out right?

Lolz. Maybe, Maybe not, but he has a much better chance of panning out than fucktard Pavia ever did. Lea has 99 problems but a bitch ain't one of them.

5 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Apologies if already posted, but Paige is apparently the daughter of long-time Chicago Bears scout Jeff Shiver.


And this Michigan Man Rich Eisen video is really illuminating.
Here are the highlights:

2:04 'I don't know what happened'
4:37 'This is a total mystery to me'
5:34 'I have no idea what this means'
8:27 'I'm as lost as everyone else is'
10:36 'This is so confusing'

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Eisen has a real knack for taking a long time to say nothing. 

If it happened at Ohio St, he would have some real strong opinions about it. He's pathetic to act like he didn't know. Dan Patrick said he heard rumblings of this back in October but didn't know if it was just a rumor or not.

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3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Jemele is a piece of work - it has been 2 days and she is already bitching that he hasn't had a second chance. Bitch, he is still in jail, it takes more that a minute to get that chance.

42 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Impressive FUPA

 

Did those guys use knives or guns?  Because what weapon you use affects how many strikes you get.

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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i know she is saying this to be controversial and get immediate clicks, its what she does, and was probably a huge reason why ESPN parted ways with her. 

 

but historically, shes got a point... I mean fuck all we have to do is look at Major 18 years ago banging the equipement girl while his wife was 8-ish months preggo.   

 

yes- he self reported it, so thats a tiny tiny bit in his favor, but all he got was a loss of his next guaranteed contract increase  (which admittedly was something like a half mil).. but he wasnt let go. 

 

the only immediate counter I can give her is Bobby Petrino getting let go, but thats because his fuckup was so public Piggy had no choice.... but 10 years later he was right back in the role. 

 

7 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

You know, we have all made good natured, and not so good natured fun of the dumpster fire, trainwreck, clown show up at Ann Arbor.

And not to put a Debbie Downer, "Oh it's that asshole Lid talking about mental health again" input into this ... but ...

The court on Friday has a hell of a decision to make.

Moore has already aptly demonstrated he is a threat to himself and others.

He lost his job paying about $6 million a year.

He was fired for cause so the only way he gets his buy out of $13.9 million is if he prevails in court.

He in all likelihood will lose his marriage.

In all likelihood, his visitation with his children will be supervised for quite some time, if granted at all.

He in unemployable for the immediate and perhaps long term future.

He lost his side piece.

Unless mental health testing was conducted today, how can any reputable judge release him at this time?

Don't be surprised if the court holds him for observation especially if the hospital he was taken to initially filed a petition for involuntary commitment.

Every aspect of this dude's life just came unwound. And don't forget the Cowboys just had a player with mental health issues take his own life.

Am I supposed to care? Reap what you sow.

I'll feel bad if he can somehow prove he was railroaded. 

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9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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What a fool.
Freeze was fired and did not coach for 2 years.
Bobby Petrino was out of work for 1 year.
Pitino was out of coaching for 1 year and had to climb back through Panithinaikos and Iona.
Price was unemployed for 1 year and his consolation prize was UTEP.

The big differences?
1 - 1 year has not yet passed.  Let's see what happens.
2 - none of the above broke into another person's home and threatened murder-suicide (allegedly) among other things

 

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5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Larry exercised some $2B worth of stock options this calendar year which means about a $750M of ordinary income tax liability. 

He does have to service the interest only couple percent loan he's got secured by 75 billion dollars worth of shares so you really showed Twice 

 

 

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1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

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That one right there, well that’s the full package!

Camel Tongue????

17 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Jemele is a piece of work - it has been 2 days and she is already bitching that he hasn't had a second chance. Bitch, he is still in jail, it takes more that a minute to get that chance.

Also, Ime Udoka is currently coaching the 2nd or 3rd best team in the NBA 

If Moore doesn't get another HC chance it's because he's a mediocre coach who might wind up in jail again.

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Notice she calls him a cornball.  She reflexively has to go with her usual claim of racism but she also wants to communicate that she doesn’t like him because he likes white women.  
 

Plus, the guy is still in jail and you are bitching about him not getting another job?

28 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Jemele is a piece of work - it has been 2 days and she is already bitching that he hasn't had a second chance. Bitch, he is still in jail, it takes more that a minute to get that chance.

If he takes over for Flood Im all in for 2nd chances.  Why not have more chaos, stripper poles and monkeys are getting boring. 

32 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i know she is saying this to be controversial and get immediate clicks, its what she does, and was probably a huge reason why ESPN parted ways with her. 

 

but historically, shes got a point... I mean fuck all we have to do is look at Major 18 years ago banging the equipement girl while his wife was 8-ish months preggo.   

 

yes- he self reported it, so thats a tiny tiny bit in his favor, but all he got was a loss of his next guaranteed contract increase  (which admittedly was something like a half mil).. but he wasnt let go. 

 

the only immediate counter I can give her is Bobby Petrino getting let go, but thats because his fuckup was so public Piggy had no choice.... but 10 years later he was right back in the role. 

 

Sharron would get a second chance if he hadn’t have pulled a knife on his wife.  Tugger was master baiting on the phone with a former sexual assault victim.  
 

jemele ruins it for real lefties.   
 

 

this reminds me of people crying racism when Brian Flores got fired.  By a black man.  Replaced by a ……black man

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21 minutes ago, elfenix said:

He does have to service the interest only couple percent loan he's got secured by 75 billion dollars worth of shares so you really showed Twice 

he wasnt paid 75 billion dollars, was he? when even a single dollar worth of shares is actually delivered to him through vesting or exercise, it is taxed. 

twice probably knows how it works. but you dont.

14 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Also, Ime Udoka is currently coaching the 2nd or 3rd best team in the NBA 

If Moore doesn't get another HC chance it's because he's a mediocre coach who might wind up in jail again.

I think it depends on if he is convicted of threatening to kill someone with a knife. that one could be hard to come back from.  his days are a head coach would probably be done. I'm sure he'll get a second chance for assistant jobs.

13 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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Can’t tell which of the tweets on this page are for real. Even knowing her history, Hill’s comment looks suspect.

But I may be a dumb shit.

18 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Notice she calls him a cornball.  She reflexively has to go with her usual claim of racism but she also wants to communicate that she doesn’t like him because he likes white women.  
 

Plus, the guy is still in jail and you are bitching about him not getting another job?

Cornball instead of a scumbag.  You cheat on your pregnant wife and then force your mistress to have an abortion you’re a scumbag

those have to be some AI hips and whatever that is, but not gonna like I'd still get nekkid with her.

 

but I opened this thread to say Michigan is a fucking cesspool. fuck those midwestern elitist fucks.

At some point, will it become Mishitigan?    Seems like a lot of shit goes on there.

33 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

look at Major 18 years ago banging the equipement girl while his wife was 8-ish months preggo.   

Gonna stop you right there Broseph,

we don’t know the situation, Major is a fiery red head with major needs, maybe his wife shut the front and back door down in the third trimester. Maybe she told him bang all the Latina Gorditas you want just don’t get caught. 

Keep my ginger’s name out ya mouth 

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No one can convince me that dog didn’t know this shit would eventually happen. That dog knew. 

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1 minute ago, TejasPedro said:

Gonna stop you right there Broseph,

we don’t know the situation, Major is a fiery red head with major needs, maybe his wife shut the front and back door down in the third trimester. Maybe she told him bang all the Latina Gorditas you want just don’t get caught. 

Keep my ginger’s name out ya mouth 

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4 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Gonna stop you right there Broseph,

we don’t know the situation, Major is a fiery red head with major needs, maybe his wife shut the front and back door down in the third trimester. Maybe she told him bang all the Latina Gorditas you want just don’t get caught. 

Keep my ginger’s name out ya mouth 

Narrator:  “She didn’t.”

19 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

those have to be some AI hips and whatever that is, but not gonna like I'd still get nekkid with her.

 

but I opened this thread to say Michigan is a fucking cesspool. fuck those midwestern elitist fucks.

She has a bigger package than me

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I get what she's trying to say but she's leaving out the fact that Freeze, Petrino, and Price were all fired after their conduct came to light.

Additionally, Moore allegedly went and threatened to off his lover and himself. If he doesn't beat the rap then he'll be in prison and it's hard to hire a guy in the slammer.

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

Jemele is a piece of work - it has been 2 days and she is already bitching that he hasn't had a second chance. Bitch, he is still in jail, it takes more that a minute to get that chance.

If he had won the game against Ohio State and made the playoff, we might not have ever heard about any of this.

She’s got a point, though. We all know it’s not a level playing field. She’s jumping the gun but there’s a history there in both college and the pros.

One Columbus broadcaster was just on the radio proclaiming that Brian Kelly would be a perfect fit at Michigan, explaining that he had success at Notre Dame (and earlier stops) and originally recruited Bryce Underwood to LSU. 

7 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

And this Michigan Man Rich Eisen video is really illuminating.

Here are the highlights:

2:04 'I don't know what happened'
4:37 'This is a total mystery to me'
5:34 'I have no idea what this means'
8:27 'I'm as lost as everyone else is'
10:36 'This is so confusing'

 

 

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2 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Is she afraid to get hit in the nuts?

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Make sure you're using the correct pronouns. 

13 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

She has a bigger package than me

We know.....

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