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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests

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17 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Because he wasn't, he was hired because he was on Harbaugh's staff and the administration didn't want to rock the boat any more than necessary (oopsie).

As someone else said above, in terms of the hire itself he was Michigan's Rodney Terry. Except I guess Terry was way more qualified so this might not be a fair comparison for him in multiple ways.

 

9 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Terry is a very apt comparison, except Terry wasnt a literal piece of shit. He actually had character and integrity. 

Very good comparison. Harbaugh got out after winning the title with the whole stealing signs fiasco. Moore was the interim/acting HC while Harbaugh served his suspension. I'm sure the players lobbied hard for him to get the full-time gig and he goes 8-5 and 9-3. Not good enough with the 2023 title fresh in their minds.

Seems UM officials -- at least the AD -- has known about the affair with the assistant for some time now. Moore going completely ape shit and getting arrested is harder to explain. Did he go nuts because he heard Michigan was moving to let him go over the deal?

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1 hour ago, Newdoc said:

I’m a bit disappointed that the only drama UT can muster is a stripper’s monkey biting kids on Halloween. Are we really gonna consider ourselves top tier when we can’t compete with Michigan on stuff like this?

I know we are joking here, but it's not like there isn't potential for some bad shit to go down on Sark's watch.  Yes, it's in the past... but it's in his past.

You can try and compartmentalize this discussion to football, but the Chris Beard wounds are still fresh, and that wasn't too far off from what happened here.

Me... I'm just gonna stand by wide-eyed as this unfolds and meditate on the immortal words of Bono we hear at this time every year: "Tonight, thank God it's them instead of you."

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47 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Have we heard anything about what kind of knife it was?

Was he out running around with some kind of Benchmade Bugout or a Kershaw, or did he just grab a butter knife out of the drawer?

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14 minutes ago, SameSame said:

For the money, it's hard to beat a Kershaw.  For that baller on a budget.

I got a ZT folding knife for Christmas a couple of years ago.  Great knife.  I think it's a couple hundred dollars though.

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I know we are joking here, but it's not like there isn't potential for some bad shit to go down on Sark's watch.  Yes, it's in the past... but it's in his past.

You can try and compartmentalize this discussion to football, but the Chris Beard wounds are still fresh, and that wasn't too far off from what happened here.

Me... I'm just gonna stand by wide-eyed as this unfolds and meditate on the immortal words of Bono we hear at this time every year: "Tonight, thank God it's them, instead of you."

Feed the whores… let them know it’s the receiving time. 

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1 minute ago, DigDug said:

I got a ZT folding knife for Christmas a couple of years ago.  Great knife.  I think it's a couple hundred dollars though.

There is a direct cosmic correlation between how much you spend on a knife and how quickly you will lose it

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1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

There is a direct cosmic correlation between how much you spend on a knife and how quickly you will lose it

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I’m not into knives but I can 100% confirm this applies to sunglasses. $11 pairs from the checkout line at Home Depot will stick with you until the end of time. 

8 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Moore going completely ape shit and getting arrested is harder to explain. Did he go nuts because he heard Michigan was moving to let him go over the deal?

Presumably Moore had some idea that an investigation was underway. Is there any chance an investigation wouldn't at least give him a chance to explain his side, even as a last step before completing the investigation? 

Is it possible that the side chick cooperated with the investigation and Moore only found out as he was shown the door?

18 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

I lived through Texas starting 3rd-string Randy McEachern for basically an entire season.

We probably need at least 4 good QBs.

#metoo. Also need a couple Earl Campbells or Lam Jones.

Could the tip have come from a little cock blocking dude on the staff that was really into that little jezebel? 

2 minutes ago, El Squared said:

#metoo. Lam Jones

 

"If Bill Cosby had been white, he would've gotten another chance."

-- Jemele Hill, probably

19 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

Very good comparison. Harbaugh got out after winning the title with the whole stealing signs fiasco. Moore was the interim/acting HC while Harbaugh served his suspension. I'm sure the players lobbied hard for him to get the full-time gig and he goes 8-5 and 9-3. Not good enough with the 2023 title fresh in their minds.

Seems UM officials -- at least the AD -- has known about the affair with the assistant for some time now. Moore going completely ape shit and getting arrested is harder to explain. Did he go nuts because he heard Michigan was moving to let him go over the deal?

Unless I misunderstood something, didn't the blonde white girl assistant go to the admin and confess the whole thing? No doubt saying she was manipulated and coerced by her boss?

Seems like he got fired, knew she turned on him, went off the rails and threatened to kill her for the betrayal. Sounds like his wife went Melania on him, potentially for good reason, and he put his emotional energy into his affair. 

19 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

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tf is that?

that thing looks like it would snap on a good piece of meat

22 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I know we are joking here, but it's not like there isn't potential for some bad shit to go down on Sark's watch.  Yes, it's in the past... but it's in his past.

You can try and compartmentalize this discussion to football, but the Chris Beard wounds are still fresh, and that wasn't too far off from what happened here.

Me... I'm just gonna stand by wide-eyed as this unfolds and meditate on the immortal words of Bono we hear at this time every year: "Tonight, thank God it's them instead of you."

I guess there is potentially bad shit going down everywhere. However, Sark did B&E and then threaten to kill anyone. So speculative coupd bes and bullshit are just that.

39 minutes ago, SameSame said:

For the money, it's hard to beat a Kershaw.  For that baller on a budget.

Kershaw is a fine choice.  If you want a 100% utilitarian knife, go with Buck 110.  I've cut all kinds stuff with mine.  Never let me down.

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12 hours ago, B00M said:

What if 1 has a rare genetic disease that means she can’t physically exert herself without damaging her heart.

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2 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Gonna stop you right there Broseph,

we don’t know the situation, Major is a fiery red head with major needs, maybe his wife shut the front and back door down in the third trimester. Maybe she told him bang all the Latina Gorditas you want just don’t get caught. 

Keep my ginger’s name out ya mouth 

Plus I don’t think she reported to Major and she gave him a raise not the other way around

2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

... she gave him a raise ...

In his pants amirite?  

Major needs to be AD at UTRGV, it would be like dying and going to heaven for him.

25 minutes ago, DigDug said:

I got a ZT folding knife for Christmas a couple of years ago.  Great knife.  I think it's a couple hundred dollars though.

Depending on the model, it was at minimum that, probably a lot more.  You better have thanked whoever gave that to you.

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Of those coaches, only Freeze and Pitino got second chances to be a HC. And who is saying that Moore and Tucker will never get another shot? Race baiting bullshit.  

15 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Are you under the impression that he wasn’t having some mental health issues? As of yesterday I have a whole lot of evidence to the contrary. 

Being violent or threatening violence does not necessitate someone having mental health issues. Being anxious because you screwed up big time does not make you a mental health patient. Internal and external stressors are part of life. While they can contribute to problems the decision making and consequences are his. No automatic bubble of protection for poor choices. 

Just now, Vertigo said:

Of those coaches, only Freeze and Pitino got second chances to be a HC. And who is saying that Moore and Tucker will never get another shot? Race baiting bullshit.  

Sending his ass to an HBU would be a death sentence for him considering his proclivity for extremely unsweet berries 

3 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Sherrone was handed a job that many others were more qualified for.  Not sure he was even the best assistant on Jim's staff but I know JIm was pissed at the AD and was wielding his power.

 

Can we leave race out of this situation and sports?

He would also help keep all the bodies hidden. 

2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Sherrone was handed a job that many others were more qualified for.  Not sure he was even the best assistant on Jim's staff but I know JIm was pissed at the AD and was wielding his power.

 

Can we leave race out of this situation and sports?

This.  There are convenience hires of all races.  See Pete Golding.  No way Ole Miss hires him as HC in a normal coaching cycle.   

15 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

looks like it would snap on a good piece of meat

What she said

13 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Set Up

 

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Adam is a virtue-signaling barking rectum. 

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Well he’s spent already two nights in the clink you’d like to think by this point they will be ready “sometime around 1 p.m.” 

On 12/11/2025 at 8:23 AM, Reese Bennett said:

The band does themselves no favors with their choices of haircuts and clothes while the bulk of the song is rudimentary and repetitive, but damn if that section from 2:38-3:24 rocks out just enough to save the whole thing. Should have been the focus instead of being relegated to the last third.

You must be a youngin..that song was #1 for 6 weeks and the #1 single of 1979. It was everywhere 

1 hour ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Terry is a very apt comparison, except Terry wasnt a literal piece of shit. He actually had character and integrity. 

That and he actually got Texas to the elite eight. What the fuck did Moore do?

Or, and hear me out, don’t cheat on your spouse with a subordinate, give her a raise to keep her quiet, and then threatened to kill her (and yourself) when it all comes out
And then you won’t be judged on Moore’s actions 

Is this a whole new Moore’s Law? Or just a corollary, addendum or footnote?
Just now, CumStainedJorts said:

That and he actually got Texas to the elite eight. What the fuck did Moore do?

He gave of us 30 glorious pages of engaging intelligent and humorous banter 

2 minutes ago, CumStainedJorts said:

That and he actually got Texas to the elite eight. What the fuck did Moore do?

Beat Ohio State. 

16 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Sherrone was handed a job that many others were more qualified for.  Not sure he was even the best assistant on Jim's staff but I know JIm was pissed at the AD and was wielding his power.

 

Can we leave race out of this situation and sports?

hermanator has zero impulse control on cloakroom shit.  You request will be denied. 

6 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

You must be a youngin..that song was #1 for 6 weeks and the #1 single of 1979. It was everywhere 

Not to mention there's nothing wrong with rudimentary and repetitive if it slaps. Not every song needs to be an artistic experimental discovery.

1 hour ago, TOR said:

Victorinox  Opinel , is the only acceptable answer.

Fixed

21 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Being violent or threatening violence does not necessitate someone having mental health issues. Being anxious because you screwed up big time does not make you a mental health patient. Internal and external stressors are part of life. While they can contribute to problems the decision making and consequences are his. No automatic bubble of protection for poor choices. 

100%.  Has he displayed this sort of behavior before?   I’m positive he regrets it now.  Everything just avalanched on him but pulling a knife on the wife is basically the point of no return.  This ain’t urban fingerbanging a coed 

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Not to mention there's nothing wrong with rudimentary and repetitive if it slaps. Not every song needs to be an artistic experimental discovery.

Hell yeah!

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59 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

That we know of..

He did however beat her Gato to death with his Baton Rouge 

Give this man his pulitzer!

Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

100%.  Has he displayed this sort of behavior before?   I’m positive he regrets it now.  Everything just avalanched on him but pulling a knife on the wife is basically the point of no return.  This ain’t urban fingerbanging a coed 

There are conflicting reports, but it looks like he pulled the knife on the sidepiece after busting into her home.   Wondering if she was the anonymous tip giver and is the one that got Moore fired.

For everybody talking about if he's going to get another chance to coach again, at this point he just needs to stay out of prison.

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Well he’s spent already two nights in the clink you’d like to think by this point they will be ready “sometime around 1 p.m.” 

I could be wrong, but I think in most states you can be held 48 hours before being arraigned. I'd venture a guess arraignments are set for 1:00 p.m. on the daily. He might be the first one up or he might be fifteenth in line. So, arraigned "sometime around 1 p.m." probably makes a lot of sense. 

12 minutes ago, CumStainedJorts said:

That and he actually got Texas to the elite eight. What the fuck did Moore do?

He beat Ohio State, which is HUGE for that fanbase. Both had no business being a full time head coach. Both took over for solidified coaches caught up in a scandal and rode the momentum. But once that wore off and it was their turn to sail the ship with their players, all their flaws were on full display. Luckily, UT saw this sooner than later and cut bait. Michigan I assume even before this happened, were probably in talks for the next coach. 

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

There are conflicting reports, but it looks like he pulled the knife on the sidepiece after busting into her home.   Wondering if she was the anonymous tip giver and is the one that got Moore fired.

Yes, that was confirmed by Detroit news.  The girl went to the school administration and confessed to the affair and brought emails and texts to show them.

34 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Her rhetoric here makes no sense as Ime Udoka is the head coach of the Rockets right now, Ron Washington got a second chance as the Angels manager, and I'm sure Mel Tucker could get a DC job if he wants one.

That said, the actual president of the country is currently going around making racist rants against blacks and latinos. Which is something he's done his whole career. Kind of hard to blame non whites in America, especially blacks and latinos, for feeling attacked for their race given the circumstances. 

Right. Don’t forget most clouds are also white….you’ve probably yelled at a lot of them.

Just now, El Squared said:

Right. Don’t forget most clouds are also white….you’ve probably yelled at a lot of them.

Yeah, but it's the dark ones we don't like.....;)

 

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12/12/2025 

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The Court has received information a complaint will filed by the Washtenaw County Prosecutor’s office.  As soon as we have charging information that will be shared. 

Pending determination of probable cause by the magistrate  arraignment on this case will be today, December 12th at 1:00 PM (EST).  It can be viewed live in our courthouse or through livestream that will be available here:  Livestream Link

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2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

100%.  Has he displayed this sort of behavior before?   I’m positive he regrets it now.  Everything just avalanched on him but pulling a knife on the wife is basically the point of no return.  This ain’t urban fingerbanging a coed 

Everyone always regrets it when they get “caught.” If everything was on the up and up no need to hide it. No need to for cloak and dagger. And it sounds like this affair was so fucking sloppy message boards knew about it. This assistant he was sleeping with was not so honored to be doing him that she was going to keep the secret if things started to fall apart for her professionally or personally. And if she was coerced into doing so and can prove as much there are way bigger problems for Michigan. 
 

Nick Saban has it right: if you’re going to FAFO do it with someone who has way more to lose than you do. All the Lane Kiffin types who think they are such hot shit should take note. Quite a few of these women get involved in affairs like this because they are playing an angle. They are not so honored to be in a secret affair that they will honor the secret. 🤫 or they are counting on using it for their own benefit. 

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