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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests

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4 hours ago, TexArcher said:

So, Jemele Hill is still an idiot.  Cool.

What's slightly surprising is that there are so many other idiots with public platforms who think that either a) Moore would have gotten a second chance if he were white, or b) Moore has let down the black community with his actions.

Maybe this is just one guy who's getting karma for his choices?  Maybe it isn't automatically racism every time a black person gets punished for something?  Maybe it isn't setting an entire race back every time one dude gets caught with his dick out?  Maybe the fact that the media thinks his blackness has anything to do with this story is part of the problem?

We can't even enjoy a good old-fashioned career-suicide-by-undefeated-pussy story in this country anymore.

Moore is a Sooner. I’ll discriminate against them all day, every day. He’s a fucktard and this shouldn’t surprise anyone. I wouldn’t hire Drake Stoops or Baker Mayfield for anything either. They’re pieces of shit. Their diplomas are documentation of that. 

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Big Red is for assholes. 

I don’t use Big Red that often, but when I do I drink it.

Edited by Wishbone

16 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Y'all are weird, haha. Is it just Big Red or any fruity soda that is supposedly limited only to children? In any event, Jarritos for life. 

1. All soda is for children, who don't give a shit about their teeth or caloric intake. Any man of advancing years who still drinks soda is not taking his health seriously. 

2. That said, Jarritos are amazing and Piña is a guilty pleasure I'll drink sometimes on a hot day. I'm assuming most people have some fruity or sweet soda that they drink rarely. 

3. Among the pantheon of fruity sodas, Big Red is uniquely bad. It's a really unfortunate combinations flavors and the red die stains everything, including your lips. I'll admit that drinking it was a salty, savory meal (like BBQ) improves the flavor and makes it better, but I cannot understand anyone wanting to drink it by itself on a regular basis. 

1 hour ago, taybo20 said:

Moore is an idiot. I don’t feel bad for him at all after the stunt he pulled. Now he’s facing consequences which it would seem he’s never faced before. Welcome to real life idiot

I feel sad for him, but I don't feel sorry. He is still clearly not taking accountability for his actions. Breaking into the home of a woman you had an affair with for over two years to claim that she ruined your life because she told someone after they broke up is some next level delusion.  

2 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

... Any man of advancing years who still drinks soda is not taking his health seriously.  ...

 

Does Coke Zero and Beam count?

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Moore is a Sooner. I’ll discriminate against them all day, every day. He’s a fucktard and this shouldn’t surprise anyone. I wouldn’t hire Drake Stoops or Baker Mayfield for anything either. They’re pieces of shit. Their diplomas are documentation of that. 

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7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

As seen on the internet:
Sharone Moore - The first and the last Black HC of of Michigan.

32 minutes ago, sidis said:

i can't imagine the most perfect random number generator algorithm in the most sophisticated system possible can be more effective and generating the most random fucking shit possible than the patented surly long thread pop-in surprise.

haven't checked in on a thread in a day or two? just pop in on to the last page of a thread so that you can see this Sherrone moore downfall crash out thread turn into people's take on the nastiest shit ever invented...big red.

because of course.

love you people.

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So Moore brought a butter knife to a gunfight huh?  Well I guess based on how his offense has played over the last couple of years that shouldn’t be all that surprising. 

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12 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

1. All soda is for children, who don't give a shit about their teeth or caloric intake. Any man of advancing years who still drinks soda is not taking his health seriously. 

2. That said, Jarritos are amazing and Piña is a guilty pleasure I'll drink sometimes on a hot day. I'm assuming most people have some fruity or sweet soda that they drink rarely. 

3. Among the pantheon of fruity sodas, Big Red is uniquely bad. It's a really unfortunate combinations flavors and the red die stains everything, including your lips. I'll admit that drinking it was a salty, savory meal (like BBQ) improves the flavor and makes it better, but I cannot understand anyone wanting to drink it by itself on a regular basis. 

Any man in advancing years who drinks anything but water does not take his health seriously. 
 

That said you are going to die of something. Stop trying to cheat death and live a little pilgrim. Did not know this was a got damned Mormon board. 

Edited by Alien Octopus

Not everybody is the perfect person in the world…Everyone does -- kills people with butter knives, murders people with scissors, steals from you, steals from me. I just feel that people need to give him a chance.

5 minutes ago, TOR said:

Does Coke Zero and Beam count?

It's always okay to drink soda with liquor. 

That's actually another knock against Big Red - it doesn't go with any kind of booze. Except maybe vodka, but vodka goes with everything so that doesn't really count. 

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Just checking here. So lemme see if I got this right. So the assistant was on his staff?

I’ll show myself out.

31 minutes ago, markstanco said:

When I was at camp as a kid, I got sick with flu-like symptoms.  They gave me a Big Red.  To this day, I have no idea why.

They did it to fuck with you.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

If Lane wins like they think he's going to win, he'll be allowed to do anything he want in Baton Rouge.

I don’t think they cared at all when Ogre was in the hot tub with the young coeds. Losing games was his only mistake.

2 minutes ago, TxTower said:

Just checking here. So lemme see if I got this right. So the assistant was on his staff?

I’ll show myself out.

I laughed. 

2 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

It's always okay to drink soda with liquor. 

That's actually another knock against Big Red - it doesn't go with any kind of booze. Except maybe vodka, but vodka goes with everything so that doesn't really count. 

A new place opened in my neighborhood (Mary and S 5th 78704). They have a frozen marg made with Big Red!  What the hell? I just wanted a frozen marg. Couldn't try it.

On 12/10/2025 at 6:04 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

he would absolutely end up at the buffet

on 12thman.com these are the first 10 females listed in the aggy football front office staff directory

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Stay with me….

proof we are living in the matrix 

Race

Head Coach

Big Red 

Major Applewhite 

Red McCombs 

Unqualified coaches

Pointing Fingers

Side pieces

Firings

 I could go on….

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

"If Bill Cosby had been white, he would've gotten another chance."

-- Jemele Hill, probably

Random fact: my wife and I are on the last episode of the Cosby Show. We are in the stands for the college graduation scene. My wife’s best friend was the stage manager on the show and put us in the scene, haha. 

2 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

I don't know why you snowflakes want to cry "cloakroom!" at the drop of a hat any time someone mentions Trump. He was a racist piece of shit long before he was president so his inclusion in the discussion isn't political.  

Typical political horseshit redefining words. If only there was a place on this site where you could tell us more about the world and what it really means.
We are having more serious discussion about the Knack, Big Red, and the effectiveness of butter knives when wielded with bad intentions.  Your PSA about Trump is a distraction. Some of us come here for this silly shit. 

2 minutes ago, TxEx84 said:

A new place opened in my neighborhood (Mary and S 5th 78704). They have a frozen marg made with Big Red!  What the hell? I just wanted a frozen marg. Couldn't try it.

wat fresh hell is this

11 minutes ago, TxTower said:

Just checking here. So lemme see if I got this right. So the assistant was on his staff?

I’ll show myself out.

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28 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

I had to google and it wasn't clear but I take it "Sailing on Milk Yacht" means banging white girls? 

I'm what some might call a "lifelong learner."

23 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

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Guess the earlier "let himself go" comment did not reckon he is in peak form.

7 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Stay with me….

proof we are living in the matrix 

Race

Head Coach

Big Red 

Major Applewhite 

Red McCombs 

Unqualified coaches

Pointing Fingers

Side pieces

Firings

 I could go on….

Not sure how you leave the Rainey Street Ripper off, you probably just got added to their list.

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13 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

It's always okay to drink soda with liquor. 

That's actually another knock against Big Red - it doesn't go with any kind of booze. Except maybe vodka, but vodka goes with everything so that doesn't really count. 

It was in Austin visiting a friend the night we found out that Freddie Mercury had died (as I recall, they had announced his illness only the day before). All we had in the apartment was a 2-liter bottle of Big Red and a cheap bottle of vodka, so that night will always be remembered as the “Big Red For Fred” disaster.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fireball ruined the gum for me. 

No, I meant it literally. Don't stick big red gum in your asshole.

17 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I don’t think they cared at all when Ogre was in the hot tub with the young coeds. Losing games was his only mistake.

He fucked a boosters wife that was the final straw. That and having a down year

42 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

1. All soda is for children, who don't give a shit about their teeth or caloric intake. Any man of advancing years who still drinks soda is not taking his health seriously. 

2. That said, Jarritos are amazing and Piña is a guilty pleasure I'll drink sometimes on a hot day. I'm assuming most people have some fruity or sweet soda that they drink rarely. 

3. Among the pantheon of fruity sodas, Big Red is uniquely bad. It's a really unfortunate combinations flavors and the red die stains everything, including your lips. I'll admit that drinking it was a salty, savory meal (like BBQ) improves the flavor and makes it better, but I cannot understand anyone wanting to drink it by itself on a regular basis. 

Fuck you, Jobu.

 

 

i had a Mexican Coke with Redbirds BBQ today (#3 on TM BBQ list), and it was worth EVERY FUCKING SECOND it took off of my life.

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Not sure if serious. Ann Arbor. 

 

1 hour ago, B00M said:

Like what

It was just a joke, clearly a poor one. I’ll see myself out. Lol

3 hours ago, El Squared said:

Being violent or threatening violence does not necessitate someone having mental health issues. Being anxious because you screwed up big time does not make you a mental health patient. Internal and external stressors are part of life. While they can contribute to problems the decision making and consequences are his. No automatic bubble of protection for poor choices. 

I did not suggest protection for his choices. He absolutely could have mental health problems and nothing to the contrary has been presented.

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On 12/10/2025 at 6:04 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

he would absolutely end up at the buffet

on 12thman.com these are the first 10 females listed in the aggy football front office staff directory

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3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Fuck you, Jobu.

 

 

i had a Mexican Coke with Redbirds BBQ (#3 on TM BBQ list), and it was worth EVERY FUCKING SECOND it took off of my life.

That's the shit right there, especially out of a glass bottle as God intended!

Peanuts in your Sprite is also up there.

Peanuts in Big Red.....???

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26 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Did not know this was a got damned Mormon board. 

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Actually it might just be me

Just now, cmontexas said:

You quoting him is actually the complete opposite of shutting him TFU

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1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

Do people unironically like Big Red? Really? That's a children's drink. 

Cheerwine is the gentleman's option

3 hours ago, squib said:

That photo made my heart sink. What a fall.

Maybe he deserves what is coming his way, but we have all been "the man in a ciderblock room in a white jumpsuit at one point in our lives before wondering how we got there." 

Every man is a piece of the content; a part of the main. 

 

Well he got there by fucking his employee and then indirectly threatening her when he was fired from his job. He also got there by police car. 

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Yes. Politics fucking suck. Knives and sodas are awesome.

 

 

thanks for attending my Ted Talk.

I think soda/EDC talk sucks and reading peoples opinions on it on the football board sucks even worse. What do we do now?

51 minutes ago, TxTower said:

Just checking here. So lemme see if I got this right. So the assistant was on his staff?

I’ll show myself out.

Mutual raises were exchanged. 

52 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

It's always okay to drink soda with liquor. 

That's actually another knock against Big Red - it doesn't go with any kind of booze. Except maybe vodka, but vodka goes with everything so that doesn't really count. 

In undergrad, we had a drink we named “Cromulence”.  It was Big Red w/Gin.  At the time it was perfectly serviceable (hence the name).  
 

I don’t know that I’d want to drink it nowadays, though.

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Was he running while holding the scissors?  That’d be crazy. 

Everyone always regrets it when they get “caught.” If everything was on the up and up no need to hide it. No need to for cloak and dagger. And it sounds like this affair was so fucking sloppy message boards knew about it. This assistant he was sleeping with was not so honored to be doing him that she was going to keep the secret if things started to fall apart for her professionally or personally. And if she was coerced into doing so and can prove as much there are way bigger problems for Michigan. 
 
Nick Saban has it right: if you’re going to FAFO do it with someone who has way more to lose than you do. All the Lane Kiffin types who think they are such hot shit should take note. Quite a few of these women get involved in affairs like this because they are playing an angle. They are not so honored to be in a secret affair that they will honor the secret. [emoji2958] or they are counting on using it for their own benefit. 

Plenty of women seek out and fuck men for advancement. Take as old as time.
2 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

In undergrad, we had a drink we named “Cromulence”.  It was Big Red w/Gin.  At the time it was perfectly serviceable (hence the name).  
 

I don’t know that I’d want to drink it nowadays, though.

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