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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests

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#1803
5 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

1. All soda is for children, who don't give a shit about their teeth or caloric intake. Any man of advancing years who still drinks soda is not taking his health seriously.

Well, for starters, soda is just unflavored sparkling water with a little sodium. 

Now if you’re talking about drinking pop, I could follow your line of thinking. 

#1804
4 hours ago, Crockett said:

Cheerwine is the gentleman's option

now here's a guy with some fucking culture.... unlike me but pretty sure you guys figured that one out years ago.

#1806
4 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

That the one smuggling a small canoe?

I’m not sure where this thread goes from canoe 🛶 smuggling. Check mate? 

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#1810
3 hours ago, Satchel said:

 

Yes racism is in everything, every molecule, every shadow. It is the theory of everything! How progressive!

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#1811
2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I know. But when someone’s happy endings leads to this shit it ain’t worth it. Undefeated or not. 

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But no butter knife or scissors charges …../hmmmm

#1812
10 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Fan work is thirsty work.  Big Red anyone?

Considering this thread involved Michigan, I'm surprised no one brought up

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#1814
1 minute ago, El Squared said:

But no butter knife or scissors charges …../hmmmm

Curious indeed. Were they the kind of scissors ✂️ that come with the kitchen knife block or some kind of shitty scissors some of us keep in a desk drawer? It does matter. For all we know he grabbed some of those dull ass scissors we all have and never seem to throw away and then realized it wasn’t an actionable threat so he went for the butter knives? Because nothing says “I’m serious” like a butter knife. 

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#1816
Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

There could be a potential NIL deal for Coach Moore here, I'm thinking Oneida or Mikasa might be a sponsor?

Makes sense. Or Cutco. 
 

when you are serious about cutting yourself in front of your side piece…Mikasa! 
 

I wish I was in the marketing “room” for Cheez It right now. They have a chance to be epic. If they play it right. 

#1817
3 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

There could be a potential NIL deal for Coach Moore here, I'm thinking Oneida or Mikasa might be a sponsor?

Vector Marketing

#1819
14 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Considering this thread involved Michigan, I'm surprised no one brought up

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What flavor is big blue?
Guessing regret 

#1822
1 hour ago, ATXbronco said:

That picture deserved a cleaner look

r/FuckImOld - How times flies

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5, 2, 4, 1, 3. 

#1823

The entertainment value would be much higher if he had screwed Ellison’s wife.

And the entertainment value is really high right now.

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#1824
38 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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This graphic leaves out one Gary Moeller, who liked to get all "Moellered-up" and have drunken episodes in public, that also got him shitcanned from Meatchicken head football corch.  Lulz.

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#1825
51 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m not sure where this thread goes from canoe 🛶 smuggling. Check mate? 

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She seems nice

#1826

Maybe elderly but "favorite son" Les Miles could come riding in on his white whore horse to save the day for his alma mater!  Lulz.

#1827
10 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Because he wasn't, he was hired because he was on Harbaugh's staff and the administration didn't want to rock the boat any more than necessary (oopsie).

As someone else said above, in terms of the hire itself he was Michigan's Rodney Terry. Except I guess Terry was way more qualified so this might not be a fair comparison for him in multiple ways.

 

10 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Terry is a very apt comparison, except Terry wasnt a literal piece of shit. He actually had character and integrity. 

 

10 hours ago, DigDug said:

I'm guessing because he had never been a head football coach anywhere ever, not even high school. 

And now you're given the keys and big office to the school that has historically more wins than any other college football team.

Again, just a guess.

You realize Ryan Day had the exact same qualifications right? 

#1828
4 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Maybe elderly but "favorite son" Les Miles could come riding in on his white whore horse to save the day for his alma mater!  Lulz.

I thought the rumor was they were getting gruden 

#1830
3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

 

 

You realize Ryan Day had the exact same qualifications right? 

Yeah but as far as we know he’s not aborting humans he makes with his staff and giving 50% hush raises 

#1831
1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Maybe elderly but "favorite son" Les Miles could come riding in on his white whore horse to save the day for his alma mater!  Lulz.

It would be mighty white of Les to white knight Paige and perhaps white wash these dark times. 

#1832
1 minute ago, B00M said:

Yeah but as far as we know he’s not aborting humans he makes with his staff and giving 50% hush raises 

The night’s still young 

#1833
2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

We know what the difference is right?

 

 

 

 

What's the difference?

#1835
Well fuck me….
We were told the greatest threat to America was white men in white sheets.
Now we are being told the greatest threat to black America is white women between the sheets. 
 
When is that asteroid due to impact earth?

He may have a point…in Lubbock. It never washes off from there. So I heard.
#1836
Did anyone else find it slightly titillating that @Nicole44 used the term "snatch" multiple times in one post or am I just a degenerate pervert?

As in…”snatch someone off of Rainey street” ?
#1837
The Red Dye #40 was sent in to hunt and kill whatever was inside you.
it saved your fucking life.

RFK to the rescue.

Thread is a shitshow, why not Cloak it up.
#1838
Just now, Stunns38 said:


RFK to the rescue.

Thread is a shitshow, why not Cloak it up.

Its ok Im headed over there next to post 100 Big Red images and a selection of pocket knives for those chucklefucks.

#1839

RFK to the rescue.

Thread is a shitshow, why not Cloak it up.

Because, this is like family, in which you don’t discuss religion or politics! Yes, yes, I know, I just conflated Surly and family… WTF!

Doesn’t make it less true!

Love u wretched hive of scum and villainy!
#1840
51 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

There could be a potential NIL deal for Coach Moore here, I'm thinking Oneida or Mikasa might be a sponsor?

With a 2nd chance, he could take a stab at being a spokesman and begin a new career.

 

credit to the wife.  LOL

 

#1841
2 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

With a 2nd chance, he could take a stab at being a spokesman and begin a new career.

 

credit to the wife.  LOL

 

For what?

#1842
1 hour ago, El Squared said:

Yes racism is in everything, every molecule, every shadow. It is the theory of everything! How progressive!

Relax. It’s a take on the intersectionality of race and sex that the dominant culture doesn’t hear very often.

#1843
49 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

This graphic leaves out one Gary Moeller, who liked to get all "Moellered-up" and have drunken episodes in public, that also got him shitcanned from Meatchicken head football corch.  Lulz.

MORE good, good times! (for those unfamiliar with the legendary meltdown)

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Gary Moeller, then head football coach at the University of Michigan, was arrested on April 28, 1995, following a drunken outburst at the Excalibur restaurant in Southfield, Michigan. He was reportedly so intoxicated that jail officials refused to admit him, recommending he be taken to a hospital for possible alcohol poisoning. During the incident, Moeller verbally abused his wife, waitresses, and other patrons, made suggestive comments to a waitress, sang loudly, and attempted to dance on the dance floor, causing the band to cut its set short. He also threw a lamp shade at the restaurant manager and challenged him to a fight after being asked to leave. After leaving the restaurant, Moeller punched a police officer in the chest when officers arrived, leading to his arrest. The police audio from the incident, which captured Moeller's emotional breakdown and slurred speech, was later released and widely broadcast, significantly impacting public perception. Moeller resigned as head coach on May 5, 1995, less than a week after the incident, citing embarrassment and stating he did not have a drinking problem. He had no prior history of alcohol-related issues or arrests.

 

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#1845
23 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Its ok Im headed over there next to post 100 Big Red images and a selection of pocket knives for those chucklefucks.

@MrPhlegm????

#1848
44 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Ryan day is white

There, you said it.  Now That Guy can rest easy.  Never mind that Ryan Day had more coaching experience, more years as an OC, plus significant NFL experience. 

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#1850
2 hours ago, NCMountaineer said:

now here's a guy with some fucking culture.... unlike me but pretty sure you guys figured that one out years ago.

Who the fuck is this guy?

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