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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests

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I'm late to this party, but holy shit - that was some expensive pussy.

Couple of thoughts - did this man have no friends?  No one to tell him, "Hey man, this is bad idea jeans. Not worth it."  That's sad.

I will never understand the mindset of dudes with so much to lose fucking it all away on mid pussy.  You would think men in their position would only risk all of their shit on top-notch Victoria's Secret Angel-type pussy.  But alas.

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So many shitty takes and morons that cheese puns and or big red talk would improve the thread. FML 

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18 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I miss those times when we were arguing about Big Red and which is The Knack's best song. 

Those were the best of times……

47 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

I agree. 

However, someone above said that this adult woman, who chose to be in this affair, is just as much a victim as the little boys raped in the shower by Sandusky. Do you agree with that? 

I highly doubt thats the case and already said anyone who has an affair with a married person and kids is a pos. But to really make any kind of informed judgement on the situation we need more than just the fact that it happened and went on for two years and she turned over the texts. For all we know he used his position in all of these compromising ways and grinded her down into making a mistake. Or she couldve totally targeted him and said she will use her wiles to enter a relationship with him and leverage that to get things she wants. My point is we have no idea across the whole spectrum, yet we have people in here defending both extremes. 

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Why Iron Man? He doesn’t bring shit to the table. 
No offensive identity 

No heart

Propped up by Cap’

1 hour ago, UT59 said:

A butter knife wielded properly is a fearsome weapon.  IMG_5414.gif.d1c80a1c8f9b188ddd9559c09b71d5b5.gif

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23 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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If there’s one thing about this situation that genuinely upsets me, it’s that it brings joy to Ohio state fans

1 hour ago, WinningIsHard said:

So many shitty takes and morons that cheese puns and or big red talk would improve the thread. FML 

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2 hours ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

 

Jason Bourne kicked a guy’s ass with a rolled up magazine. 

Jack Reacher kicked three guy's asses with a roll of paper towels

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7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Jack Reacher kicked three guy's asses with a roll of paper towels

Big Jack Reacher or Tom Cruise-sized Jack Reacher?

John Wick killed 3 guys in a bar with a pencil.... a fucking. pencil. 

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

John Wick killed 3 guys in a bar with a pencil.... a fucking. pencil. 

Did he ask them if they wanted to watch him make a pencil disappear?

2 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

So many shitty takes and morons that cheese puns and or big red talk would improve the thread. FML 

Sad Happy Hour GIF

Username is a tell.

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2 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I will never understand the mindset of dudes with so much to lose fucking it all away on mid pussy.

This victim-shaming comment is very offensive and not appropriate. 

it's time to do better, and time for Surly readers to rise together and empower the people and the community and show the world what we're made of.

For this reason, I present some of the top mistresses who ruined public figure's lives, so you can rank them from 1-6. 

  • Jessica Dorrell (Bobby Petrino) The fomer volleyball star set the standard for the greatest press conference in history  
  • Ashley Dupree (Elliot Spitzer) The only high-end professional on this page, she brought down a governor 
  • Abbie Cornish (Ryan Philipe) Ryan Phillipe cheated w/ her on Reese Witherspoon, (coincidentally at the Four Seasons in Austin) and ruined his career 
  • Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Woods) Rachel caused a stir and remains one of the biggest names on a very, very long list 
  • Paige Shiver (Sherrone Moore) The reigning queen herself. We can't wait for her redemption story!  
  • Jamie Jungers (Tiger Woods) Things or time haven't been too kind for Jamie, who ended up busted for drugs in a Vegas brothel 

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4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

This victim-shaming comment is very offensive and not appropriate. 

it's time to do better, and time for Surly readers to rise together and empower the people and the community and show the world what we're made of.

For this reason, I present some of the top mistresses who ruined public figure's lives, so you can rank them from 1-6. 

  • Jessica Dorrell (Bobby Petrino) The fomer volleyball star set the standard for the greatest press conference in history  
  • Ashley Dupree (Elliot Spitzer) The only high-end professional on this page, she brought down a governor 
  • Abbie Cornish (Ryan Philipe) Ryan Phillipe cheated w/ her on Reese Witherspoon, (coincidentally at the Four Seasons in Austin) and ruined his career 
  • Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Woods) Rachel caused a stir and remains one of the biggest names on a very, very long list 
  • Paige Shiver (Sherrone Moore) The reigning queen herself. We can't wait for her redemption story!  
  • Jamie Jungers (Tiger Woods) Things or time haven't been too kind for Jamie, who ended up busted for drugs in a Vegas brothel 

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Anyone have the “would” meme with text in high quality? : r/MemeRestoration

5 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

This victim-shaming comment is very offensive and not appropriate. 

it's time to do better, and time for Surly readers to rise together and empower the people and the community and show the world what we're made of.

For this reason, I present some of the top mistresses who ruined public figure's lives, so you can rank them from 1-6. 

  • Jessica Dorrell (Bobby Petrino) The fomer volleyball star set the standard for the greatest press conference in history  
  • Ashley Dupree (Elliot Spitzer) The only high-end professional on this page, she brought down a governor 
  • Abbie Cornish (Ryan Philipe) Ryan Phillipe cheated w/ her on Reese Witherspoon, (coincidentally at the Four Seasons in Austin) and ruined his career 
  • Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Woods) Rachel caused a stir and remains one of the biggest names on a very, very long list 
  • Paige Shiver (Sherrone Moore) The reigning queen herself. We can't wait for her redemption story!  
  • Jamie Jungers (Tiger Woods) Things or time haven't been too kind for Jamie, who ended up busted for drugs in a Vegas brothel 

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4, 1a, 6

1b, 3, 5. 

Sigh

*unzips*
 

1 minute ago, pops said:

4, 1a, 6

1b, 3, 5. 

5, 1, 3

2, 4, 6

2 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

So many shitty takes and morons that cheese puns and or big red talk would improve the thread. FML 

 

If we could get more cheese puns, that would be grate. 

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

John Wick killed 3 guys in a bar with a pencil.... a fucking. pencil. 

 

cottonhill.webp

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

This victim-shaming comment is very offensive and not appropriate. 

it's time to do better, and time for Surly readers to rise together and empower the people and the community and show the world what we're made of.

For this reason, I present some of the top mistresses who ruined public figure's lives, so you can rank them from 1-6. 

  • Jessica Dorrell (Bobby Petrino) The fomer volleyball star set the standard for the greatest press conference in history  
  • Ashley Dupree (Elliot Spitzer) The only high-end professional on this page, she brought down a governor 
  • Abbie Cornish (Ryan Philipe) Ryan Phillipe cheated w/ her on Reese Witherspoon, (coincidentally at the Four Seasons in Austin) and ruined his career 
  • Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Woods) Rachel caused a stir and remains one of the biggest names on a very, very long list 
  • Paige Shiver (Sherrone Moore) The reigning queen herself. We can't wait for her redemption story!  
  • Jamie Jungers (Tiger Woods) Things or time haven't been too kind for Jamie, who ended up busted for drugs in a Vegas brothel 

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6, 1, 2

4, 3, 5

Big drop off from 5 to 6 tbh. 

47 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

x, 1 , 3

2, x , 4 

not impressed with a few of these tbh 

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2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

This victim-shaming comment is very offensive and not appropriate. 

it's time to do better, and time for Surly readers to rise together and empower the people and the community and show the world what we're made of.

For this reason, I present some of the top mistresses who ruined public figure's lives, so you can rank them from 1-6. 

  • Jessica Dorrell (Bobby Petrino) The fomer volleyball star set the standard for the greatest press conference in history  
  • Ashley Dupree (Elliot Spitzer) The only high-end professional on this page, she brought down a governor 
  • Abbie Cornish (Ryan Philipe) Ryan Phillipe cheated w/ her on Reese Witherspoon, (coincidentally at the Four Seasons in Austin) and ruined his career 
  • Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Woods) Rachel caused a stir and remains one of the biggest names on a very, very long list 
  • Paige Shiver (Sherrone Moore) The reigning queen herself. We can't wait for her redemption story!  
  • Jamie Jungers (Tiger Woods) Things or time haven't been too kind for Jamie, who ended up busted for drugs in a Vegas brothel 

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That might be the best picture of Ashley Dupree in all of the internets.

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L -> R :: Alix Earle, Cheryl Burke and Ashley Dupré, respectively.  Now she's removed a letter and added an accent after retiring from her high dollar escort job.  Earle is Dupre's stepdaughter.  Earle's father (Dupre's husband) is a "wealthy construction executive" in New Jersey.  I suspect he provides concrete for Tony Soprano.

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8 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

 

That might be the best picture of Ashley Dupree in all of the internets.
...

Because you can't see her face.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

6, 1, 2

4, 3, 5

Big drop off from 5 to 6 tbh. 

Takes a damn Okie to be the voice of reason. 

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Napoleon will fire the cannons and Ohio State will fall through the ice.

6 minutes ago, General Specific said:


It was an ok TV show.

Was it just me or did Parker have a rocking body?

7 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

That has me wondering, 

Whatz he gon' do with all that junk
All that junk inside his fup?

 

Adipocyte brisket

5 hours ago, BlackCat said:

I highly doubt thats the case and already said anyone who has an affair with a married person and kids is a pos. But to really make any kind of informed judgement on the situation we need more than just the fact that it happened and went on for two years and she turned over the texts. For all we know he used his position in all of these compromising ways and grinded her down into making a mistake. Or she couldve totally targeted him and said she will use her wiles to enter a relationship with him and leverage that to get things she wants. My point is we have no idea across the whole spectrum, yet we have people in here defending both extremes. 

I don’t think the available facts make it unreasonable to assign blame. Both have culpability, but how obtuse does one become arguing about the decimal points in this situation?

Gary Fatterson & his TCU towel girl. You just know

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

This victim-shaming comment is very offensive and not appropriate. 

it's time to do better, and time for Surly readers to rise together and empower the people and the community and show the world what we're made of.

For this reason, I present some of the top mistresses who ruined public figure's lives, so you can rank them from 1-6. 

  • Jessica Dorrell (Bobby Petrino) The fomer volleyball star set the standard for the greatest press conference in history  
  • Ashley Dupree (Elliot Spitzer) The only high-end professional on this page, she brought down a governor 
  • Abbie Cornish (Ryan Philipe) Ryan Phillipe cheated w/ her on Reese Witherspoon, (coincidentally at the Four Seasons in Austin) and ruined his career 
  • Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Woods) Rachel caused a stir and remains one of the biggest names on a very, very long list 
  • Paige Shiver (Sherrone Moore) The reigning queen herself. We can't wait for her redemption story!  
  • Jamie Jungers (Tiger Woods) Things or time haven't been too kind for Jamie, who ended up busted for drugs in a Vegas brothel 

 

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3 hours ago, TOR said:

Because you can't see her face.

I knew guys in high school that would counter with “you don’t fuck her face.”

Ex-girlfriend’s dad would say “they all look like Cindy Crawford in the dark.”

2 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

I knew guys in high school that would counter with “you don’t fuck her face.”

My dad always told me, it ain't the face you're fucking it's the fuck you're facing

5 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

I knew guys in high school that would counter with “you don’t fuck her face.”

Those guys were absolutely doing life wrong.

Huh? The NFL is not exactly full of choir boys but not noticeably more fucked up than College Football.

Ah well. Good one I guess.

7 hours ago, veritas aequitas said:

My dad always told me, it ain't the face you're fucking it's the fuck you're facing

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7 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Huh? The NFL is not exactly full of choir boys but not noticeably more fucked up than College Football.

Ah well. Good one I guess.

I believe it's a call out to what his predecessor did.

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