December 16Dec 16 1 hour ago, Sawbonz said: This thread is worse than the Ewers thread I’ve been trying to tell y'all.
December 16Dec 16 1 hour ago, Sawbonz said: This thread is worse than the Ewers thread Well, the results are in! Ashley Dupree (her original spelling - thanks @boilerhorn for some strong detective work) held off a late, spirited run by Abbie Cornish to win the title of your fave mistress who destroyed someone's career! Congrats, Ashley! Paige actually didn't fare very well in our contest, finishing in the bottom half in almost every ranking and even received the dreaded x, which makes @Ojo Rojo's 'mid' comment actually pretty on-point. This does cast an even more disparaging shadow on Sherrone's life choices, as the dude had it made and threw it all away for someone who really wasn't that impressive. As far as Paiges' life choices, she may not have had the best father-figure to learn from. I am friends with someone who was previously married to a former Dallas Cowboy scout and she has nothing good to say about him or the lifestyle. Despite sounding like a dream job to many, it's a fairly shitty life of travel and misery, according to her.
December 16Dec 16 36 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: Well, the results are in! Ashley Dupree (her original spelling - thanks @boilerhorn for some strong detective work) held off a late, spirited run by Abbie Cornish to win the title of your fave mistress who destroyed someone's career! Congrats, Ashley! Paige actually didn't fare very well in our contest, finishing in the bottom half in almost every ranking and even received the dreaded x, which makes @Ojo Rojo's 'mid' comment actually pretty on-point. This does cast an even more disparaging shadow on Sherrone's life choices, as the dude had it made and threw it all away for someone who really wasn't that impressive. As far as Paiges' life choices, she may not have had the best father-figure to learn from. I am friends with someone who was previously married to a former Dallas Cowboy scout and she has nothing good to say about him or the lifestyle. Despite sounding like a dream job to many, it's a fairly shitty life of travel and misery, according to her. never knew my X would be so detrimental to a young girls life
December 16Dec 16 8 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said: never knew my X would be so detrimental to a young girls life She's 31, but you will have to live with this forever.
December 16Dec 16 1 minute ago, Parliament said: Lololololololol do it. he just needed more resources ? this would be an absolute disaster but honestly if they aren't going to pull debeor or elko give them the Nebraska treatment
December 16Dec 16 Listen, for $9-$10MM a year, I'll hang up my lawyer hat and put on a UM head coach hat. It worked for Mike Leach, might as well take a flyer on me.
December 16Dec 16 3 hours ago, Parliament said: I believe it's a call out to what his predecessor did. Whoops. Yeah that's right.
December 16Dec 16 Good article about the UM institutional rot..,https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/bianchi-michigan-dirtiest-program-college-150700696.html
December 16Dec 16 Who wore it better? Chris Beard is the OG of coaches doing a Zoom court hearing. I thought with his prison garb, the camera looking down at hm, plus the mask, made it an unbeatable image. But Sherrone Moore's image may have him topped. There is a doom-like, apocalyptic quality to the image. Everything from his look of utter hopelessness, to the pixel-challenged quality, to the claustrophobic nature of the space make it an instant classic. Who do you think gets the nod? NOTE: Moore would be wise to consider that if Beard could have a career after that shot, even he might have a chance at redemption.
December 16Dec 16 7 hours ago, TreatyOak said: Well, the results are in! Ashley Dupree (her original spelling - thanks @boilerhorn for some strong detective work) held off a late, spirited run by Abbie Cornish to win the title of your fave mistress who destroyed someone's career! Congrats, Ashley! Paige actually didn't fare very well in our contest, finishing in the bottom half in almost every ranking and even received the dreaded x, which makes @Ojo Rojo's 'mid' comment actually pretty on-point. This does cast an even more disparaging shadow on Sherrone's life choices, as the dude had it made and threw it all away for someone who really wasn't that impressive. As far as Paiges' life choices, she may not have had the best father-figure to learn from. I am friends with someone who was previously married to a former Dallas Cowboy scout and she has nothing good to say about him or the lifestyle. Despite sounding like a dream job to many, it's a fairly shitty life of travel and misery, according to her. Where’s the girl that got her bootyhole tickled in a bar by Urban Meyer?
December 16Dec 16 52 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said: Where’s the girl that got her bootyhole tickled in a bar by Urban Meyer? Allegedly. Doesn't count because he didn't fuck her and didn't lose his job because of it.
December 16Dec 16 2 hours ago, TreatyOak said: the Moore pic looks like a scene from the upcoming season or Severance Edited December 16Dec 16 by dcar00
December 16Dec 16 3 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: If UT had gone there instead of SECX3, you could add Applewhite and Ol’ Freak Nasty.
December 17Dec 17 5 hours ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said: Where’s the girl that got her bootyhole tickled in a bar by Urban Meyer?
December 17Dec 17 7 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: They're still The BIG, SLOW, TEN. They're slow -- slow thinking, slow in all facets of the game, and slow in life outside football.
December 17Dec 17 Well, the results are in! Ashley Dupree (her original spelling - thanks [mention=4622]boilerhorn[/mention] for some strong detective work) held off a late, spirited run by Abbie Cornish to win the title of your fave mistress who destroyed someone's career! Congrats, Ashley! [emoji4] Paige actually didn't fare very well in our contest, finishing in the bottom half in almost every ranking and even received the dreaded x, which makes [mention=2210]Ojo Rojo[/mention]'s 'mid' comment actually pretty on-point. This does cast an even more disparaging shadow on Sherrone's life choices, as the dude had it made and threw it all away for someone who really wasn't that impressive. As far as Paiges' life choices, she may not have had the best father-figure to learn from. I am friends with someone who was previously married to a former Dallas Cowboy scout and she has nothing good to say about him or the lifestyle. Despite sounding like a dream job to many, it's a fairly shitty life of travel and misery, according to her. Um...
December 17Dec 17 5 hours ago, Modessit said: Um... 5 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: Good point. Donna Rice. Might have won. If we're going CR...
December 17Dec 17 Marilyn Monroe to go even deeper CR. She didn’t ruin JFKs career. But she’s the winner.
December 17Dec 17 Popular Post 7 hours ago, Modessit said: Um... Donna Rice fucked Mack Brown on a beach?
December 17Dec 17 Oh, boy. Here comes the ousucks portion of this shitshow. Quote Sherrone Moore allegedly had a "long history of domestic violence" with the University of Michigan staffer who had an affair with the football coach, her lawyer told police, according to recent court testimony After being arrested for an incident at that staffer's apartment on Dec. 10, Moore allegedly told cops he had "an intimate relationship for approximately two years" with the staffer The staffer said she ended communication with Moore on Dec. 8, and two days later he came to her home and entered without permission, an officer testified https://people.com/sherrone-moore-domestic-violence-michigan-affair-football-11870493
December 17Dec 17 27 minutes ago, TOR said: Oh, boy. Here comes the ousucks portion of this shitshow. A sooner committing domestic violence? Say it isn't so!
December 17Dec 17 27 minutes ago, TOR said: Oh, boy. Here comes the ousucks portion of this shitshow. This guy seems like an all around piece of shit that got what was coming to him. A real Michigan man.
December 17Dec 17 Popular Post On 12/16/2025 at 8:23 AM, Tex Long said: For you puzzled pussy pickers , plausible proof: Look, I thought Dirk was a badass with the Mavs, and its neat that he fucks like a porn star in heat, but I'm still choosing the tranquilized mattress over a 47 year old german dude. Also, this comment about the daily revelations from Reddit cracked me up.
December 17Dec 17 1 hour ago, TOR said: Oh, boy. Here comes the ousucks portion of this shitshow. To be fair, he seems like more of the mere threatening, screwdriver wielding variety of sooner rather than the actually violent pushing girls down stairs or breaking their faces kind.
December 17Dec 17 3 hours ago, Scholz said: To be fair, he seems like more of the mere threatening, screwdriver wielding variety of sooner rather than the actually violent pushing girls down stairs or breaking their faces kind. Are you confusing Corn and OUSux, or did Ousux have their very own LP. (Who is still dead for a decade which is gods gift to women)
December 17Dec 17 Popular Post 22 hours ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said: Where’s the girl that got her bootyhole tickled in a bar by Urban Meyer? I am NOT a girl!
December 17Dec 17 16 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: Are you confusing Corn and OUSux, or did Ousux have their very own LP. (Who is still dead for a decade which is gods gift to women) Both before enrolling at blowu: Dorial Green-Beckham (2014) - In April 2014, while at the University of Missouri, Green-Beckham was accused of breaking into an apartment and pushing a woman down a flight of stairs during an altercation involving his then-girlfriend. Dede Westbrook (2012) - Westbrook was accused of throwing the mother of his two children to the ground. edit: and of course Joe Mixon (2014) - punched a female student so hard that he broke 4 bones in her face. Edited December 17Dec 17 by Scholz
December 17Dec 17 7 hours ago, TreatyOak said: Good point. Donna Rice. Might have won. Ollie North and Fawn Hall He secretly married her 40 years later. Lulz.
December 17Dec 17 4 hours ago, TOR said: Oh, boy. Here comes the ousucks portion of this shitshow. Two year relationship. I bet nobody at UM had a clue.
December 17Dec 17 13 minutes ago, notre dame joe said: Two year relationship. I bet nobody at UM had a clue. I'll try to put it into terms you can understand: They withdrew their names from consideration as witnesses following the 2025 season. They appreciate all the support from their families and fans, and they are hoping to bring the next Michigan Man in as Head Football Coach to Ann Arbor in 2026. Shouldn't you have opted out of this message board by now to gear up for next year's commenting championship?
December 17Dec 17 On 12/16/2025 at 1:39 PM, TreatyOak said: Who wore it better? Chris Beard is the OG of coaches doing a Zoom court hearing. I thought with his prison garb, the camera looking down at hm, plus the mask, made it an unbeatable image. But Sherrone Moore's image may have him topped. There is a doom-like, apocalyptic quality to the image. Everything from his look of utter hopelessness, to the pixel-challenged quality, to the claustrophobic nature of the space make it an instant classic. Who do you think gets the nod? NOTE: Moore would be wise to consider that if Beard could have a career after that shot, even he might have a chance at redemption. Moore's is way worse because of the weird porta-potty thing he is in. Is that shit normal in Michigan? Covid mask is a nice way to cover your face too.
December 17Dec 17 1 hour ago, notre dame joe said: Two year relationship. I bet nobody at UM had a clue. Sherrone does pride himself on his discretion.
December 17Dec 17 6 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said: Sherrone does pride himself on his discretion excretion. Fixed it for you
December 17Dec 17 On 12/15/2025 at 7:49 PM, El Squared said: I don’t think the available facts make it unreasonable to assign blame. Both have culpability, but how obtuse does one become arguing about the decimal points in this situation? I know for a fact you're not new to Surly. Thus, this question is really stupid because this place lives nearly exclusively on the decimal point argument.
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