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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests

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11 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I know for a fact you're not new to Surly. 

Thus, this question is really stupid because this place lives nearly exclusively on the decimal point argument.

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4 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

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Ollie North and Fawn Hall

He secretly married her 40 years later.  Lulz.

Did not know that.  So random it has to be true.  It is.

He's 82.  She's 61.

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

I know for a fact you're not new to Surly. 

Thus, this question is really stupid because this place lives nearly exclusively on the decimal point argument.

 

11 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

If we're going CR...

56-years-ago-the-chappaquiddick-incident

Had a friend thru a civic organization of which I was a member.  She was 30+ years older than most of us and from the northeast, and had worked Democratic political campaigns for a time. 
 

She and several other women were in a limo with Ted Kennedy on the way for him to speak at an event ahead of an election. 

He joked to them “are you ladies nervous to be riding in a car with me?”

 

She said he was a piece of shit.  But she was a paid campaign employee so she kept working. 

34 minutes ago, Parliament said:

 

A relentless commitment to Intergrity… except that last National Championship. We’re gonna claim and embrace that one despite the fuckloads of evidence that prove we acted with a complete disregard for integrity in order to win games.

"Make no mistake," said Grasso. "We will leave no stone unturned, and any further action we take will be based on credible evidence and findings, developed through a rigorous investigation.

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15 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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I looked up and read this dogshit take by “JR Gamble” who I assume has been thawed out of some Nordic peat bog and is now offering his Cro-Magnon views on sports and society as some form of elaborate performance art. 
 

BLUF: It’s totally unfair that Michigan hasn’t fired this woman who was promoted above her rightful rank by the man she was having an affair with. 
 

Yeah, no shit— it turns out that screwing subordinates and giving them extra workplace consideration leaves institutions in an uncomfortable and precarious place once the merry go round of blowjobs and great performance evaluations stops. And you can’t just fire the people who got promotions that way.

It’s almost like that’s exactly why managers are explicitly told DO NOT SLEEP WITH PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR YOU. And it’s almost like Sherrone could have avoided being victimized by simply not sleeping with women on his staff. 
 

We need an IQ test before people are allowed to publish on the internet, a simple shape rotation type thing before you can hit “submit.” 

16 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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Massive incel vibes on this one.

The toxic nuts are having way too much fun with this.

 

 

7 minutes ago, TOR said:

The toxic nuts are having way too much fun with this.

 

Can confirm.  

Can't say I blame you

We immensely enjoyed the Jimbo/aggy drama and Riley leaving OU for USC

It's why CFB is still special - watching your rival fall apart spectacularly and making memes about it. And still referencing it 5 years later. 

If we're going CR...

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Marilyn Monroe to go even deeper CR. 
How is going CR when the original six included one bringing down Spitzer?
On 12/15/2025 at 2:45 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Jesus Christ should be #1 on the list.  UM is gonna need someone with resurrection experience before this is all over.

Brice Underwood's NIL benefactor is also having a bad run?  Coincidence???

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Yeah.  But still...

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I mean to be fair Paige should also be fired, with a generous severance and a big fucking NDA and non disparagement clause. 

Give her 2M and tell her good luck, forget you were ever here and take Michigan off your resume, we won't answer anyone that calls about you. 

One presumes she either quit or is holding out for a buyoff.  I mean, she doesn't think she can just go in to work every day and be just regular?

Just now, Parliament said:

One presumes she either quit or is holding out for a buyoff.  I mean, she doesn't think she can just go in to work every day and be just regular?

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7 hours ago, Parliament said:

One presumes she either quit or is holding out for a buyoff.  I mean, she doesn't think she can just go in to work every day and be just regular?

Well she was obviously afraid to come forward about their non-consensual relationship as he became manipulative and controlling. 

9 hours ago, immamac said:

I mean to be fair Paige should also be fired, with a generous severance and a big fucking NDA and non disparagement clause. 

Give her 2M and tell her good luck, forget you were ever here and take Michigan off your resume, we won't answer anyone that calls about you. 

2 million to go away or 35x her salary? That's like the most aggy thing I have ever seen you post. 

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

2 million to go away or 35x her salary? That's like the most aggy thing I have ever seen you post. 

How much do you think the lawsuit is going to be for? How much reputational damage do you think it's worth to fire her and/or keep her around knowing she's unfireable?

Yeah that seems fair. It's a number no sane person would turn down. 

11 hours ago, Parliament said:

One presumes she either quit or is holding out for a buyoff.  I mean, she doesn't think she can just go in to work every day and be just regular?

Is she still going in and acting as Biff’s exec assistant?  
 

it amazes me how powerful men are brought down not by fucking around, but making really stupid choices in who they fuck around with. I’m 67 and remember early days of HR meetings on sexual harassment in my 20’s, so all of them have been thru it and still risk careers.  I worked for a family biz where two of three brothers were fucking the EA and supposedly didn’t know about the other.  And she was not a looker and had a rotten personality.  
 

the worst right now are the racism accusations because the coach at Ohio got fired for cause without much fanfare. Uhh, it’s a tiny school in comparison.  2nd, he didn’t go batshit crazy and go try to murder the mistress with a butter knife.  

On 12/17/2025 at 6:21 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

Did not know that.  So random it has to be true.  It is.

He's 82.  She's 61.

66 according to internet.web

3 hours ago, immamac said:

How much do you think the lawsuit is going to be for? How much reputational damage do you think it's worth to fire her and/or keep her around knowing she's unfireable?

Yeah that seems fair. It's a number no sane person would turn down. 

Yeah the discovery alone is worth avoiding. That would be a hell of a lot more expensive damage wise to UM than a $2 million severance with an NDA and a non-disparagement clause. That is the way to go. 
 

OU is fucking up Bama’s shit, Will they still want DeBoer? 

Is she still going in and acting as Biff’s exec assistant?  
 
it amazes me how powerful men are brought down not by fucking around, but making really stupid choices in who they fuck around with. I’m 67 and remember early days of HR meetings on sexual harassment in my 20’s, so all of them have been thru it and still risk careers.  I worked for a family biz where two of three brothers were fucking the EA and supposedly didn’t know about the other.  And she was not a looker and had a rotten personality.  
 
the worst right now are the racism accusations because the coach at Ohio got fired for cause without much fanfare. Uhh, it’s a tiny school in comparison.  2nd, he didn’t go batshit crazy and go try to murder the mistress with a butter knife.  

We had a HR director get fired for fucking the HR managers in the division. Mind numbing.

I’ve seen some of the race stuff about the Ohio coach today. Some people aren’t intelligent enough to tell the difference.
31 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

OU is fucking up Bama’s shit...

Hasn't aged well.

Just now, Parliament said:

Hasn't aged well.

Sure but I still feel like if DeBoer loses this why would they want him? But it is now a game. Anyone’s game. 

14 hours ago, Parliament said:

One presumes she either quit or is holding out for a buyoff.  I mean, she doesn't think she can just go in to work every day and be just regular?

She could just pull a Costanza.  Pretend the whole thing never happened. 

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Yeah the discovery alone is worth avoiding. That would be a hell of a lot more expensive damage wise to UM than a $2 million severance with an NDA and a non-disparagement clause. That is the way to go. 
 

OU is fucking up Bama’s shit, Will they still want DeBoer? 

 

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Sure but I still feel like if DeBoer loses this why would they want him? But it is now a game. Anyone’s game. 

Impressive!

30 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

She could just pull a Costanza.  Pretend the whole thing never happened. 

Just jump out of the matrix we are all in. I mean take the red pill or blue pill or whatever. We are all in a simulation. lol. 😂 

13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Just jump out of the matrix we are all in. I mean take the red pill or blue pill or whatever. We are all in a simulation. lol. 😂 

What happens if you take both pills?🤔

4 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

What happens if you take both pills?🤔

Apparently you sound like Chris Fowler and then you get pegged.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Apparently you sound like Chris Fowler and then you get pegged.

Now This is how you nail a one liner. 

7 hours ago, immamac said:

How much do you think the lawsuit is going to be for? How much reputational damage do you think it's worth to fire her and/or keep her around knowing she's unfireable?

Yeah that seems fair. It's a number no sane person would turn down. 

Dude she can argue, that her name has been tarnished and future professional prospects ruined by a superior employed by the University of Michigan who physically/sexually/whatever abused her. Likely with a mountain of evidence right there on her phone. 

That’s worth a shitton more than $2 million

8 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

Dude she can argue, that her name has been tarnished and future professional prospects ruined by a superior employed by the University of Michigan who physically/sexually/whatever abused her. Likely with a mountain of evidence right there on her phone. 

That’s worth a shitton more than $2 million

35 times her salary which is already greatly inflated? Not really. 

8 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

Dude she can argue, that her name has been tarnished and future professional prospects ruined by a superior employed by the University of Michigan who physically/sexually/whatever abused her. Likely with a mountain of evidence right there on her phone. 

That’s worth a shitton more than $2 million

That's still a fraction of what they would have had to continue to pay Sherron for being a shitty coach.  She did that institution a favor.

Elko holding Miami to only 10 points has gotta be tempting for Michigan.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Elko holding Miami to only 10 points has gotta be tempting for Michigan.

Would no doubt be a hilarious outcome of all of this , maybe he got enough angry phone calls yesterday to make him consider it 

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Would no doubt be a hilarious outcome of all of this , maybe he got enough angry phone calls yesterday to make him consider it 

Looch accidentally let out a reasonable take during his postgame show yesterday expressing some veiled concern about Elko hiring within to replace both OC and DC.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Elko holding Miami to only 10 points has gotta be tempting for Michigan.

I would tear stitches laughing if that happens.

 

 

 

 

 

worth it

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

I would tear stitches laughing if that happens ...

Boob job?

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

Boob job?

Inguinal hernia repair.

 

apparently squatting 1.5x body weight at 47 yr old is “pushing it”.

 

 Come to think of it, I prolly shoulda asked for a tummy tuck and a butt lift at the same time.

 

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