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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests

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This is wild. If Sark did actually do something similar (I do not think so) let’s bury that shit deep because this is so fucking embarrassing for that program.

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Thamel has confirmed it 

That doesn’t confirm what he said. There’s no reason given. 

1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Is that a combination of Jeff fisher and Jed Fisch?  Both assholes

Sharp as a fuckin' cue ball, this one...

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

See LSU.  This is how you fire someone for cause.  Kelly had to have been porking someone 

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1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Sharp as a fuckin' cue ball, this one...

he was gay, Gary Cooper? 

dfp 3 mins ago

Sherrone Moore reportedly detained by police after Michigan firing
Tony Garcia
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Updated Dec. 10, 2025, 7:39 p.m. ET

Ex-Michigan football coach Sherrone Moore has been detained by police.

According to ESPN's Dan Wetzel, police in Saline, Michigan "assisted in locating and detaining Moore" - and turned over to Pittsfield Township for investigation into potential charges. Moore was fired earlier in the day after two years as Wolverines' coach.

At this time it's not clear what he was detained for.

 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

That doesn’t confirm what he said. There’s no reason given. 

Abortion is legal in Michigan, right? What the heck could he be arrested for? Harassing the assistant and a mental health crisis both seem pretty believable, but then again that's why they'd also be great rumors to start I guess.

25 minutes ago, Chopper said:

You'd be prejudicial against an attractive woman. 

Your Jedi mind tricks don’t work on me, Coach Petrino. 
 

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Just now, Hank_Hill said:

This is wild. If Sark did actually do something similar (I do not think so) let’s bury that shit deep because this is so fucking embarrassing for that program.

Is it, though?

They got to unload a mediocre coach for free.

It's embarrassing for the coach.  Nobody expects a university to keep a coach's dick in his pants for him.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Abortion is legal in Michigan, right? What the heck could he be arrested for? Harassing the assistant and a mental health crisis both seem pretty believable, but then again that's why they'd also be great rumors to start I guess.

Using university funds to pay for the abortion (embezzlement)?

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Using university funds to pay for the abortion (embezzlement)?

Oh my god this would be like the cherry on top of this shit cake for Michigan

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Is it, though?

They got to unload a mediocre coach for free.

It's embarrassing for the coach.  Nobody expects a university to keep a coach's dick in his pants for him.

They’ve known about it for months though and it sounds like the local press was onto it and they needed to act. Otherwise I bet he’s coaching the bowl. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Is it, though?

They got to unload a mediocre coach for free.

It's embarrassing for the coach.  Nobody expects a university to keep a coach's dick in his pants for him.

It's what aggy HOPED would happen to get Jimbo fired for free.

28 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Of course, beat me to it.

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She be hiding her 3 chins under there. Hey, that's not the listeater with makeup on, is it?

Its for her own safety. Her chins looked like turkey giblets to elko.  

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This is always gonna be true to me. Now a load-bearing pillar in my mental landscape. 
 

 

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Yes

I mean, Sark has already done all this (minus her being a subordinate and then crashing out at her house [allegedly on the 2nd part]) with L’Oréal, toss ETOH addiction on top of it.

 

and Texas hired him.

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Abortion is legal in Michigan, right? What the heck could he be arrested for? Harassing the assistant and a mental health crisis both seem pretty believable, but then again that's why they'd also be great rumors to start I guess.

sex crime was my first thought. Hard to conjure a second guess. Harassment is a good one.

 

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2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

dfp 3 mins ago

Sherrone Moore reportedly detained by police after Michigan firing
Tony Garcia
~1 minute

Updated Dec. 10, 2025, 7:39 p.m. ET

Ex-Michigan football coach Sherrone Moore has been detained by police.

According to ESPN's Dan Wetzel, police in Saline, Michigan "assisted in locating and detaining Moore" - and turned over to Pittsfield Township for investigation into potential charges. Moore was fired earlier in the day after two years as Wolverines' coach.

At this time it's not clear what he was detained for.

 

Tony Garcia?   How do we know this reporter isn’t related to the Indiana qb?   Madness

My guess is the assistant coach in question is the person Sharrone blames for leaking his affair story.

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Abortion is legal in Michigan, right? What the heck could he be arrested for? Harassing the assistant and a mental health crisis both seem pretty believable, but then again that's why they'd also be great rumors to start I guess.

Rumor has it he went to his wife and threatened to kill himself, then went to Shiv's place, tried to break in and threatened to kill her

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

This is wild. If Sark did actually do something similar (I do not think so) let’s bury that shit deep because this is so fucking embarrassing for that program.

I don’t know why you are comparing the two. I think Moore may have been actually arrested as well. He gave them no choice. 

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

I mean, Sark has already done all this (minus her being a subordinate and then crashing out at her house [allegedly on the 2nd part]) with L’Oréal, toss ETOH addiction on top of it.

 

and Texas hired him.

Subordinate part is the issue.  Didn’t we fire Major and Bev over that?

1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is always gonna be true to me. Now a load-bearing pillar in my mental landscape. 
 

 

Holy shit

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

I mean, okay, better than poor Bobby who gave up a lesser job for Bojack Horseman. 

Jessica Dorrell Loses Everything over Bobby Petrino Affair

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1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

I mean, Sark has already done all this (minus her being a subordinate and then crashing out at her house [allegedly on the 2nd part]) with L’Oréal, toss ETOH addiction on top of it.

 

and Texas hired him.

Well yea that is a pretty big difference 

3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Using university funds to pay for the abortion (embezzlement)?

He can afford that out of pocket but those posts about doubling her salary in exchange for her silence could definitely be illegal use of state funds.

2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is always gonna be true to me. Now a load-bearing pillar in my mental landscape. 
 

 

BUSTED!

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I don’t know why you are comparing the two. 

Because people were throwing out allegations that Sark got back at L’Oréal by fucking a staffer? Seems pretty directly comparable to me. 

Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Subordinate part is the issue.  Didn’t we fire Major and Bev over that?

Subordinate and handing out a promotion at a government institution. A state job. Easy and inevitable call. Not firing him gets the AD fired if it ever comes out. 

39 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Dang it, coach. I don't want to get all introspective and serious on the funniest thread in a long time.

You probably don’t have to. I have unfortunately been involved in quite a few suicides. No one that has threatened suicide (in my experiences) has ever done it. 

It was pretty obvious in this moment that the dude was batshit:

 

3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is always gonna be true to me. Now a load-bearing pillar in my mental landscape. 
 

 

Snitches get stitches mother fucker.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

This musta been some world class, rolls-royce, end of the world type pussy

Or it was basic white girl pussy and he’s just a dude doing what dudes do.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

This musta been some world class, rolls-royce, end of the world type pussy

How hard will you laugh if it isn't?  Lulz.

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I don’t know why you are comparing the two. I think Moore may have been actually arrested as well. He gave them no choice. 

What Sark did to us in the swap was criminal.

22 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m just watching this shit implode. This is stunning. So is Michigan still gonna make the bowl? Is DeBoer gonna split for Michigan? And like what fucking Kiffin to Bama? I am just enjoying this shit. It’s flipping nuts. 🥜 

Fire up "The Night Crew"  😎

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This musta been some world class, rolls-royce, end of the world type pussy

 

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

Jesus. Saban and Hil Dawg bumping uglies is not something I needed in my fucked up lil head

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This musta been some world class, rolls-royce, end of the world type pussy

Men have been doing wildly dumb shit for very average pussy for approximately 300,000 years.

49 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

he would absolutely end up at the buffet

on 12thman.com these are the first 10 females listed in the aggy football front office staff directory

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Jesus. Saban and Hil Dawg bumping uglies is not something I needed in my fucked up lil head

We all had to read that together 

Surly group therapy starts tomorrow 

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