Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

If you can't beat them, something something.

  • Author
Just now, David Dennison said:

How should I react?

Yes

25 minutes ago, TxTower said:

Ju-Who now?

The guy that had a ton of talent at the running back position at Florida. It is a good hire. 

27 minutes ago, TxTower said:

Ju-Who now?

To be fair not many running backs coaches with name recognition.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

To be fair not many running backs coaches with name recognition.

I'm sure he's an upgrade... But then again, that was low hanging fruit.

  • Popular Post

As long as the OL is garbage it’s not going to matter who is coaching RB

  • Popular Post

IMG_4852.thumb.jpeg.c8db31a4ec19cdc099cc5f5b64d0d1c0.jpeg

Nice move going from the #12 to #11 RB coach in the SEC.

  • Popular Post
Flood is still here so this is just rearranging deck chairs. 

Maybe Jabbar can smack him for sucking
1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Flood is still here so this is just rearranging deck chairs. 

Sark is still calling the exact same plays also, giving zero fucks if its a good idea to expect his awful left guard to somehow move 3 steps to the side and turn a defensive end or else the play goes to shit

28 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

As long as the OL is garbage it’s not going to matter who is coaching RB

This..

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

can he bring Jaden Baugh with him?

Seems like maybe this is the play?

I like that Juluke coached high school ball in Louisiana for 17 years. He should have good connections in a talent-rich state. 

3 hours ago, MrBig said:

IMG_4852.thumb.jpeg.c8db31a4ec19cdc099cc5f5b64d0d1c0.jpeg

Nice move going from the #12 to #11 RB coach in the SEC.

Yea Frank Wilson is widely regarded as the worst RB coach in the SEC and this graphic proves it!

Great coach, was sorry to see him go.  Also keep your dirty whore hands off of Baugh!  

4 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

MEESA WANT RUNNING BACK!

Knock that off or I will organize the fatwa of all fatwas. 

1 hour ago, locodos said:

Also keep your dirty whore hands off of Baugh!  

Discover No Way GIF by ADWEEK

  • Author
4 hours ago, locodos said:

Great coach, was sorry to see him go.  Also keep your dirty whore hands off of Baugh!  

Val Kilmer Tombstone GIF by Giphy QA

  • Popular Post

Florida fans aren’t very happy, that’s usually a good sign. 

4 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Knock that off or I will organize the fatwa of all fatwas. 

I will send the Jawas to your fatwa. Let’s see who is talking then. 

Know absolutely nothing about this hire.

But you can't spell Juluke without "juke" so obviously we're back bitches.

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Know absolutely nothing about this hire.

But you can't spell Juluke without "juke" so obviously we're back bitches.

the cadets logic is sound 

 

Dude hasn't any produced a single yard at Texas yet wtf 

 

Edit so many ways to mess with this name 

Jabroni Ukulele 

Mustafar Annanuki

Carboni HeStinky 

Edited by BigHornedLurker

If this is the only move Sark makes this offseason, he's gonna be cooked quicker than I thought.  I'm not sure RB coach cracks the top 5 of our problems that need to be fixed.  

29 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Carboni HeStinky

This

  • Popular Post
8 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

If this is the only move Sark makes this offseason, he's gonna be cooked quicker than I thought.  I'm not sure RB coach cracks the top 5 of our problems that need to be fixed.  

Really good post. Season ended like two weeks ago, but I'm sure this is the only move he'll make. He did a deep audit and realized we only had one issue, and it was RB coach. He decided to get in done right away, and take the rest of the offseason off. We probably won't add any portal players either. Again, nice insight. 

 

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If he starts sucking it up, pretty sure we’re all gonna call him Jar Jar

Andy Samberg GIF

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

Know absolutely nothing about this hire.

But you can't spell Juluke without "juke" so obviously we're back bitches.

One of my first thoughts was I bet his players call him Coach Juke. If not, it's just more evidence we're in the wrong timeline.

  • Popular Post
5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Really good post. Season ended like two weeks ago, but I'm sure this is the only move he'll make. He did a deep audit and realized we only had one issue, and it was RB coach. He decided to get in done right away, and take the rest of the offseason off. We probably won't add any portal players either. Again, nice insight. 

 

Seriously, our fans after the regular season ends are such ass. Jesus fucking Christ, it’s December 13. Chillax 

27 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

If this is the only move Sark makes this offseason, he's gonna be cooked quicker than I thought.  I'm not sure RB coach cracks the top 5 of our problems that need to be fixed.  

1. It was.

2. Why would we be done on 12/13?

  • Author
10 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

One of my first thoughts was I bet his players call him Coach Juke. If not, it's just more evidence we're in the wrong timeline.

Poor Harambe.

13 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

This isn’t an offense or development move, it’s for recruiting

Part of offensive development is getting better RBs. 

 

16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

1. It was.

2. Why would we be done on 12/13?

Some people feel compelled to manufacture something to be pissed off about. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.