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48 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

If this is the only move Sark makes this offseason, he's gonna be cooked quicker than I thought.  I'm not sure RB coach cracks the top 5 of our problems that need to be fixed.  

Jerrick Gibson left midseason because he could not stand Chad Scott. So it was a problem. Also Juluke coached at the HS rank in Louisiana for 19 years, so this is also for recruiting.

40 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If he starts sucking it up, pretty sure we’re all gonna call him Jar Jar

Jar Jar Binks Jukes?

29 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

This isn’t an offense or development move, it’s for recruiting

So who is going to coach the RBs since according to you Juluke is only here for recruiting?

15 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Part of offensive development is getting better RBs. 

 

And that can be achieved when your RB coach isn't hated by RBs. Glad Chad Scott has started the next chapter of his life.

6'1" 230, guy is a bruiser.

 

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1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Whew. 

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21 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Some people feel compelled to manufacture something to be pissed off about. 

I’ve had enough of your bullshit already.  Why don’t you go fuck yourself? 

13 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Clearly we should have hired the Missouri guy.

Should have signed Hardy before Mizzou.

 

And wake me when Flood is replaced. The most meaningful thing a RB coach can do is recruit great players.

14 minutes ago, Hard Times said:

And wake me when Flood is replaced. 

Honestly, this feels like a big ask. But ok. You want a DM? Or send me your cell and I'll text you? 

 

31 minutes ago, Hard Times said:

Should have signed Hardy before Mizzou.

 

And wake me when Flood is replaced. The most meaningful thing a RB coach can do is recruit great players.

Pretty sure Hardy to Mizzou was done before he even entered the portal. 
Also would have been a tough sell both ways considering the state of our room at that time. 

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If he starts sucking it up, pretty sure we’re all gonna call him Jar Jar

Juluke ? You mean Bukake over there ? 

I can’t believe Sark filled the RB coach opening. What a dumbass.

3 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Dude hasn't any produced a single yard at Texas yet wtf 

 

Edit so many ways to mess with this name 

Jabroni Ukulele 

Mustafar Annanuki

Carboni HeStinky 

 

Or just you know...

 

14 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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...☝️ this

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14 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I can’t believe Sark filled the RB coach opening. What a dumbass.

I swear you defend Sark more than anyone else on this board. Are you L’Oréal? 
 

Terrible hire, btw.

Yeah idk how to feel about the hire. I feel like there's an identity that needs to be established for that position. It was the Texas identity to have contact balance and run inside zone with some shake and bake and catching out if the backfield. 

Idk wtf our backfield is right now. 

I don't know if it's a coincidence, but Baugh supposedly just started following Arch on Instagram. 

1 minute ago, jetsfan76 said:

I don't know if it's a coincidence, but Baugh supposedly just started following Arch on Instagram. 

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27 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

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I swear you defend Sark more than anyone else on this board. Are you L’Oréal? 
 

Terrible hire, btw.

Show your work, pussy

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41 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I can’t believe Sark filled the RB coach opening. What a dumbass.

If this was directed at me, I was just posting news. 
 

I’m of the opinion that Sark needs to surround himself with the best coaches (both recruiting and coaching) he can find and add some outside blood that won’t be “yes men”. This guy seems to fill both of those roles.

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

If this was directed at me, I was just posting news. 
 

I’m of the opinion that Sark needs to surround himself with the best coaches (both recruiting and coaching) he can find and add some outside blood that won’t be “yes men”. This guy seems to fill both of those roles.

It wasn’t. It was directed at the idiots that think this is a terrible hire (cuz reasons) and/or think this means we aren’t also addressing OL problems (cuz reasons)

Show your work, pussy

I’ve got a better idea. How about you put that impotent fuckstick on ignore like the rest of us and quit quoting him so we don’t have to be subjected to his idiocy.
1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

 

Or just you know...

 

...☝️ this

Paul Atriedes is a terrible nickname.

16 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


I’ve got a better idea. How about you put that impotent fuckstick on ignore like the rest of us and quit quoting him so we don’t have to be subjected to his idiocy.

Idk I think I’m making some progress on his treatment plan

Idk I think I’m making some progress on his treatment plan

He’s a flaming fucking idiot. Tigers don’t change their stripes.

I guess making Jabbar Juluke Associate Head Coach was a way of getting him more money? The drop off from Tashard Choice with the same RBs was especially noticable with the YAC. I think sometimes people believe RBs can't be coached, that it's all innate talent, but Chad Scott showed how important coaching is.

5 hours ago, immamac said:

Yeah idk how to feel about the hire. I feel like there's an identity that needs to be established for that position. It was the Texas identity to have contact balance and run inside zone with some shake and bake and catching out if the backfield.  Idk wtf our backfield is right now. 

Kinda like No clue wtf Texas backfield was during 2025 season...

Run game was horrific in 2025... gotta believe 2026 run game will be better with "Jar Jar" coaching the RB room.  Don't be surprised to see more power running added next year.

RB coaches also don’t generally dictate the running schemes

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

RB coaches also don’t generally dictate the running schemes

No, but they need to be able to tell the OC and the HC whether the guys they coach can actually run the plays they want to call.

18 minutes ago, immamac said:

They definitely have a style and attitude that they dictate. 

 

2 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

No, but they need to be able to tell the OC and the HC whether the guys they coach can actually run the plays they want to call.

Yes to both. Personnel capabilities at both the OL and RB positions as well as the scent of the farts Sark is sniffing that day will determine our rushing identity before anything else.

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yes to both. Personnel capabilities at both the OL and RB positions as well as the scent of the farts Sark is sniffing that day will determine our rushing identity before anything else.

If Sark has a "fart sniffer" it's...

Spoiler

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11 hours ago, Debris said:

Florida fans aren’t very happy, that’s usually a good sign. 

That usually means it's an average Monday.

7 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

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I swear you defend Sark more than anyone else on this board. Are you L’Oréal? 
 

Terrible hire, btw.

I have to ask, who would you have picked? 

None of these complainers have ever heard of Juluke. Nor do they know anything about any other RB coach. That’s what makes their complaints so stupid. 

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

None of these complainers have ever heard of Juluke. Nor do they know anything about any other RB coach. That’s what makes their complaints so stupid. 

All they have to do is look at who he has recruited and coached and they wouldn’t be so concerned then. But then they wouldn’t have anything to bitch about 

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

None of these complainers have ever heard of Juluke. Nor do they know anything about any other RB coach. That’s what makes their complaints so stupid. 

Him or Larry Porter are the best RB coaches in the country. I don't think Dell McGee would take a position spot, even at Texas.   Maybe that guy at North Texas has something, but shorter track record.

 

5 hours ago, Farmer Vincent said:

I guess making Jabbar Juluke Associate Head Coach was a way of getting him more money? The drop off from Tashard Choice with the same RBs was especially noticable with the YAC. I think sometimes people believe RBs can't be coached, that it's all innate talent, but Chad Scott showed how important coaching is.

KK did the same thing when Juluke coached RBs at Tech.

8 hours ago, JBJ said:

Paul Atriedes is a terrible nickname.

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12 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

The thought of Baugh and Wisner with a side of Cooper makes my pants tight.

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14 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

The thought of Baugh and Wisner with a side of Cooper makes my pants tight.

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On 12/12/2025 at 8:59 PM, LTtxfan said:

Baton Rouge gonna be fun this year...

 

Sometimes you have to slap a bitch

Lagway is hitting the portal, can Baugh be far behind?

 

 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Damn that's pretty bad. Figures though, Florida made quite possibly the worst hire of the entire cycle. 

You think so?  Kentucky hoopleheads had been screaming for Sumrall since they lost to us.

1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

You think so?  Kentucky hoopleheads had been screaming for Sumrall since they lost to us.

Res ipsa loquitur

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