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Former Sen. Doug Jones is running for Governor of Alabama

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I doubt he'll win, but he's a good man for the job.   

I only discovered this news because Isbell played his campaign kickoff, and videos are out there. 

13 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Surly:

YARN | They think he's a righteous dude. | Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)  | Video gifs by quotes | 90d788aa | 紗

 

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Depends on what mayhem happens in the Republican primaries; when Jones won the senate seat the republicans were coming off a corrupt governor meltdown (Dr. Skeletor) and a three-way split to run for senator between Angry Snow-Monkey Mo Brooks (whose sorcery did not extend south of the Tennessee,) Luther Strange (comic-book villain and bland frat-boy who'd probably have won except he was planning to pardon Skeletor's crimes,) and Roy Moore, because that bible's not gonna thump itself.

Alabama deems it meet and right to have open primaries, so I and a multitude of Dems voted for Moore, because, wrench.

It was still a probable Republican win until a combo of Washington Post kiddie-stalking stories and Republican rebellion brought Moore down. Half of the Repubs stayed home. About 1/10 voted write-ins. Dems smelled blood and turned out. Squeaker, but it happened.

Tuberville is already picking out new furnishings for the Governor's Mansion.

11 minutes ago, baboso said:

Tuberville is already picking out new furnishings for the Governor's Mansion.

And a renovation on the bathroom windows in case he needs to make a hasty exit.

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2 hours ago, baboso said:

Tuberville is already picking out new furnishings for the Governor's Mansion.

Is he going to move to Alabama?

Tripp/Cash/Cruz is getting into Thatcher/Yardley/Yates territory .

 

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10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wasn’t his mom hot or something?

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On 12/20/2025 at 11:05 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Tripp/Cash/Cruz is getting into Thatcher/Yardley/Yates territory .

 

SMH at how McCarron references Coach Tuberville in his statement. Since when did Coach become a higher honorific than Senator?  

Also you have to wonder if its a coincidence that AJ received a head coaching job from a football league co-owned by Fox News. He has zero coaching experience.

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