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How old are you? 218 members have voted

  1. 1. Well?

    • 0-19
      2
    • 20-29
      14
    • 30-39
      75
    • 40-49
      75
    • 50-59
      38
    • 60-69
      11
    • 70-79
      1
    • 80+
      2

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No really, I think this could be an interesting look into the array of opinions on this board. I left it private so no one has to out themselves. Feel free to answer below.

 

39

Edited by Longhorn_Fan68

Im fucking Methuselah, bitch!

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Almost 48, with the maturity of a ten year old...

Better question is how much you have in your 401k, cause then people's opinions would matter.

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Yesterday made 46. 

The candles didn't fit on my cake. 

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1 hour ago, Jack Burton said:

Better question is how much you have in your 401k, cause then people's opinions would matter.

Paycheck stubs or GTFO.

I have completed 50 orbits around the sun.  I think I'll go for a walk.  I feel happy.  I feel happyyyy.

 

1 hour ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I real appreciate the normal distribution we are seeing here.  Looks to be centered on 42 or so.

Gen X FTMFW!

When is Armybrat going to submit his response?

Old people can be dumbasses. Young people can be dumbasses. It don't make a shit.

how come this thread continues to 'read' and others don't?  is it because of the poll?

38

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Paycheck stubs or GTFO.

Paycheck stubs are for the poors.

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

When is Armybrat going to submit his response?

I don't think 80+ is high enough,

4 minutes ago, G650 said:

I don't think 80+ is high enough,

No option for "Dirt."

50 minutes ago, Bat Guano said:

Old people can be dumbasses. Young people can be dumbasses. It don't make a shit.

Children are innocent
Teenagagers are fucked up in the head
Adults are even more fucked up
And elderlies are like children

1 minute ago, SaucyJack said:

Children are innocent
Teenagagers are fucked up in the head
Adults are even more fucked up
And elderlies are like children

My friend says we’re like the dinosaurs.

I'm 21. Jesus, some of you fucks are old.

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

When is Armybrat going to submit his response?

Roosevelt was president when I was born.

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

Roosevelt was president when I was born.

Which one

3 minutes ago, Calihorn said:

I'm 21. Jesus, some of you fucks are old.

That’s what your grandma told me.

3 minutes ago, G650 said:

Which one

James John. He meant President of the Saint Nicholas Society of the City of New York.

32 minutes ago, Calihorn said:

I'm 21. Jesus, some of you fucks are old.

Ha. 21 is not even really an adult; we just tell you you're an adult and pat you on the head so you kids feel better about yourself.  Now get off my lawn.

 

37 minutes ago, Calihorn said:

I'm 21. Jesus, some of you fucks are old.

Still ejaculate prematurely, huh?

3 hours ago, bernorange said:

I have completed 50 orbits around the sun.  I think I'll go for a walk.  I feel happy.  I feel happyyyy.

 

 

5 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Looks like I am in the majority (so far).

5 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

40. I’m a man.

My baby son is 46.

1 hour ago, Calihorn said:

I'm 21. Jesus, some of you fucks are old.

You'll understand how funny this is in about 20 years.  But then it will be too late.

about tree fiddy....minus 298.

4 hours ago, G650 said:

Paycheck stubs are for the poors.

Yeah, post your K-1s!

5 hours ago, Calihorn said:

I'm 21. Jesus, some of you fucks are old.

I got concert T shirts older than you.

14 hours ago, Anastasis said:

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39. This close to being a man.  Counting down the days...

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