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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return

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All the people bringing up Flood and our OL on this thread: 

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You fucking little bitch pussies. Let things play out.  A bunch of goddamn children. 

 

 

 

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55 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Maybe it was a mutual parting of ways....ya dig?

 

hell have a new job asap 

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Just now, wood said:

I hope you're right and PK just left of his own accord, but when someone at that level leaves on their own, they usually make an announcement and public doesn't find out from the university that they were just 'not retained'. Who knows ...

Yeah, I agree. I really hope we didn't actually fire him. He wouldn't deserve that. Given how, uh, reserved (neurodivergent?) PK is, it wouldn't be that surprising if he didn't make the usual announcement. 

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

All the people bringing up Flood and our OL on this thread: 

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You fucking little bitch pussies. Let things play out.  A bunch of goddamn children. 

 

 

 

And when/if it happens, not a one will come back and be like “I was a bitch, I could have just been patient” 

54 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

Maybe PK forced Sark to call those retarded plays in the red zone at Columbus that lost us the game and kept us out of the playoffs. 

 

PK was calling those shitty plays all season ????

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Yeah, I agree. I really hope we didn't actually fire him. He wouldn't deserve that. Given how, uh, reserved (neurodivergent?) PK is, it wouldn't be that surprising if he didn't make the usual announcement. 

Agreed. He don’t deserve to be fired. He’s been the best coach on the team for 2-3 years.

My speculation is that Sark wasn’t pleased with how weak our pass defense has been 4 out the 5 years PL has been here and wanted to upgrade.

What is the best offense that PK has shut down while at Texas? He’s benefitted from playing many backup QBs. 

I appreciated him and think he’s great, but we aren’t taking advantage of our DL with his scheme. That’s a scheme you play when you don’t have our level of talent. 

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It is shocking but if Muschamp can field a defense like Georgia's I would be gruntled.

PK landing at Oregon sounds plausible. 

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Just now, 6th Street said:

Was this a Sherrone Moore situation with PK?

That dude is too artistic to pull

15 minutes ago, B00M said:

Are we sure he was fired and it’s wasn’t that PK wanted to go to Oregon or somewhere else in PAC NW?

yes

who was the coordinator that was in love with mugging the LBs

Not every coach who gets fired now is because they were having sex with an assistant. 

51 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

@ChiTownDoc is an OU alum and posts here because their boards are written at a fourth grade level.  

 

i've never seen @ChiTownDoc and barry switzer in the same room 

just saying ... 

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

What is the best offense that PK has shut down while at Texas?

I appreciated him and think he’s great, but we aren’t taking advantage of our DL with his scheme. That’s a scheme you play when you don’t have our level of talent. 

Did a great job against tOSU this year.

Akina wasn't around for PK's Prevent defense against OU a few years ago that cost us the game.  He was a good D coordinator, but the secondary under his schemes has been pretty awful no matter who the secondary coach has been. They got a few picks against an inept Marcel Reed but against almost every other team his Zones and Prevents were feasting ground for other team's QB's.  It is a weird move but I don't hate getting Muschamp back either.  

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

It is also being reported it was mutual 🤯

It was. just like Johntay Cook's departure from the University of Washington after 48 hours. 

16 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

On the bright side, at least security blanket Nansen wasn't promoted to full DC...

That's actually pretty surprising

4 minutes ago, naija said:

who was the coordinator that was in love with mugging the LBs

Reese 

What a weird feeling. Frustration/anger immediately followed up with excitement.  It's like having make-up sex in the span of a few seconds. 

 

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Lateral move at best unless Muschamp can help coach the OL

muschamp jumps around more and yells, can look unhinged = serious surly cred 

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Not every coach who gets fired now is because they were having sex with an assistant. 

Every coach who gets fired now goes home and is like, "honey, I have good news and bad news..."

46 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Given recent events, is that something we want in a coach?

Just keep him away from the butterknives and kitchen shears and we'll be alright.

1 hour ago, DrunkBevo said:

Why the hell was pk fired and that bum flood still has a job.  We are so cooked its not even funny.  Well enjoyed the run while it lasted.  Im sure the reboot of muschamp will go as well as the akina reboot

Oh you think that our defense after the Kentucky game was acceptable? We looked like shit in every game after that (sans aggy and well, that's aggy for you). 

6 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

My speculation is that Sark wasn’t pleased with how weak our pass defense has been 4 out the 5 years PL has been here and wanted to upgrade.

You can call it a weakness or a double edge sword for PK, but he is pliable. He is very open to suggestions and works well with people. When the chemistry is right, it is extremely effective. There are times when that also bites him in the ass. Akna and the Florida game come to mind. 

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Just now, Fastbreak said:

Don’t we have a game in like a week?

It's just an exhibition that no one cares about and Surly totally won't be upset if we lose. 

Just now, Fastbreak said:

Don’t we have a game in like a week?

 

this is the craziest part of all this 

but sark did pk a solid cutting him now v after the bowl game 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

muschamp jumps around more and yells, can look unhinged = serious surly cred 

What the fuck did you say?

BOOM! Will Muschamp's energy, fiery style taking center stage at Florida in  return to the SEC - al.com

3 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Akina wasn't around for PK's Prevent defense against OU a few years ago that cost us the game.  He was a good D coordinator, but the secondary under his schemes has been pretty awful no matter who the secondary coach has been. They got a few picks against an inept Marcel Reed but against almost every other team his Zones and Prevents were feasting ground for other team's QB's.  It is a weird move but I don't hate getting Muschamp back either.  

Saban said as much in the playoffs last season.  He said that at some point UT would have to play some man on D and be aggressive.  PK was a “bend don’t break” DC.  That doesn’t fit well with Sark’s finesse O.  Sark’s O did better with Saban style D.  That seems to be what he wants.  

6 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Akina wasn't around for PK's Prevent defense against OU a few years ago that cost us the game.  He was a good D coordinator, but the secondary under his schemes has been pretty awful no matter who the secondary coach has been. They got a few picks against an inept Marcel Reed but against almost every other team his Zones and Prevents were feasting ground for other team's QB's.  It is a weird move but I don't hate getting Muschamp back either.  

People need to see this for what it is. It gives us insurance if Sark ever leaves and Muschamp is a tough fucking dude. He will instill discipline in this team. The defense was ass my dude for every game after Kentucky and dont forget the Florida abortion. 

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Some people are letting the Muschamp head coach experience cloud their judgement. Dude is a good DC. 

Sark is getting lazy on the defensive hires.  "Coach at UT?  Then you are in!"

He should fire that shit OC who forced his offense on Arch earlier this year and the guy who couldn't punch it in with a championship on the line last year.

 

I don't think this goes well.  Will has fuck you money and has watch Kirby on what it takes to win as a head coach.  

19 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

No, it’s not awesome, it’s fucking embarrassing.  It was embarrassing everytime it happened here before. 
You think it’s great to see that clown for the LSU WBB team make an ass of herself on the bench?  Goes for any coach that wants to act like a dickhead they need to keep it in the locker room. 

Wholeheartedly disagree. Get ready. 
 

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Getting back full custody of this gif makes it all worth it. 

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Just now, Debris said:

Wholeheartedly disagree. Get ready. 
 

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These same people say Sark is too reserved on the sideline. Circles and shit.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Some people are letting the Muschamp head coach experience cloud their judgement. Dude is a good DC. 

*was

He hasn't been one in ages

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Just now, Tex-19 said:

*was

He hasn't been one in ages

2 years does feel like a long time to like a 5 year old I guess.

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Gideon isn't taking a demotion to come back to Texas, at least it makes no sense career wise to do so.

Co-DC and DBs coach. Make him a promise he’s DC when/if BOOM takes a job. You get continuity.

Just now, Tex-19 said:

*was

He hasn't been one in ages

He was fucking Co-DC at Georgia for two years (2023-2024). He moved back to being an analyst this season. 

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@Hank_Hill and @TrashMaster G, I saw you each gave me negative reps for trashing Coach Sark. 

Hey, I'm in a little bit of situation here at Surly Horns, due to my posts and some stupid, innaccurate misunderstanding about some missing money. It's really not a big deal, and it's not even that much money that I lost, and there's no reason to look into the situation, 'cause there's nothing going on.

Anyways, if you guys could each give me around 25 likes, that would be really great and help me with my current situation. We're a family!  

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3 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

*was

He hasn't been one in ages

2 years ago...you know their back to back titles based on their killer defenses?

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