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#3

How is this guy a three star with that offer list. I know an offer isn’t necessarily an offer, but it’s a long list. 

#4

Man I really like this commit. A Midwestern (or upper east coast) TE is exactly what we need. Dude is already 6'4-6'5 and 230-230. He'll make a jump in the rankings. Dude looks like he can be my new Blaine Irby without injuries. 

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#5
3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

How is this guy a three star with that offer list. I know an offer isn’t necessarily an offer, but it’s a long list. 

It's early and the rankings will change drastically.

#6
2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

How is this guy a three star with that offer list. I know an offer isn’t necessarily an offer, but it’s a long list. 

He'll make the jump into the top 150 sooner rather than later. We got us a good one. Those Midwestern/upper east coast dudes, especially those from school like Don Boscoe Prep, or the Hun school almost always work out. He's going to be really, really good, he's a smart kid if he's graduating fron Don Boscoe. It's known more for football, but their academics are really good. 

#7
7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

How is this guy a three star with that offer list. I know an offer isn’t necessarily an offer, but it’s a long list. 

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#14

Great offer list. This screams that we aren't getting Brock Williams and quickly pivoted which I view as a positive from last cycle of having bad intel of where they stood with the #1 options after letting options #2-6 go

#20

I just want him to be our Phil Kessel. Just a Midwesterner who is weird as fuck, doesn't give a shit, doesn't drink water because cokes are better, and is at peak male physique. 

#21
On 12/20/2025 at 2:48 PM, William Bludworth said:

I just want him to be our Phil Kessel. Just a Midwesterner who is weird as fuck, doesn't give a shit, doesn't drink water because cokes are better, and is at peak male physique. 

 

 

#23
On 12/18/2025 at 5:48 PM, Bevo14 said:

It's early and the rankings will change drastically.

So maybe a two-star with a lunchpail?

#24
11 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

 

 

Phil Kessel and John Daly are men who can never be replicated. They're in their own universe, but somehow are absolutely awesome at their sport. 

#25

12 diet cokes, 21 cigs, and a shitpot of sugar. The other day I had one diet coke for the first time in forever, and half an hour later I felt sick to my stomach. I'm not entirely sure that John Daly is human.

#26
4 hours ago, Red Five said:

12 diet cokes, 21 cigs, and a shitpot of sugar. The other day I had one diet coke for the first time in forever, and half an hour later I felt sick to my stomach. I'm not entirely sure that John Daly is human.

He's not. He once won $55k and he got into a fight with his wife and he threw all the money out of the window over a bridge going over Memphis to Arkansas. He told her if she wanted the money go find it. He pays the bills. Lol. 

He onde played golf with no shirt, no shoes, no pants, but had his cigarettes at a Branson, MO golf course. 

He once passed out at a hooters in NC. He refused to go to the hospital and had no ride home. He was forced to spend the night in jail. 

He once walked into a strip club and told the waitresses the bill was on him and he left. He got the bill and it was something like $100k. He didn't even blink.

In college he arrived too big at 235 lbs, so he decided to go on a diet. That diet? Jack Daniels and popcorn. It worked.

Dude has a herum of topless women. It's insane. 

He's such a fucking weirdo cool guy that he wears topless pants. In 2014, Daly showed his admiration for the female form by rocking a pair of brightly covered pants festooned with silhouettes of naked women. They were classy naked women though. The kind you’d see at the beginning of a Bond movie, not the kind you’d tip with singles. 

Dude gambles like he's dying tomorrow, which I can see why. He thinks water is for pussies. He once told fans he only smokes two packs a day, not three, so he'll be ok. 

Fucking legend.

#27
11 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

Phil Kessel and John Daly are men who can never be replicated. They're in their own universe, but somehow are absolutely awesome at their sport. 

"That's why I never get injured. You can pull a muscle, but you can't pull fat."  ---- John Daly

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