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#1051
2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

These are the two worst teams in the playoff, not counting James Madison or Tulane

Aggy says hold my ewe….

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#1052
8 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Surgery at halftime. 

Did they knight the thumb surgeon at halftime, or was that at an earlier OU game? 

#1055
1 minute ago, Rudiger said:

The black guy in the hoodie?

I would suspect Sherrone Moore is available. 

#1056
1 minute ago, Juke_Em said:

They really hired Arbuckle just to secure Mateer. And both of them are duds 😂 Good luck with these losers next year too. Neither are built for SEC football

I've misunderstood and thought this Mateer asshole was a senior this whole time - he has another year of eligibility?!

#1057

Wife (no pics) came downstairs and the bama scored 27 unanswered.  She’s headed back upstairs so hold onto your butts. 

#1060
Just now, Steamboat1874 said:

How in the fuck did these two teams get in instead of Texas.

Successfully apparently. 

#1062
Just now, TexasGolf said:

Wife (no pics) came downstairs and the bama scored 27 unanswered.  She’s headed back upstairs so hold onto your butts. 

what about her butt?

#1064
Just now, PGFrog said:

I would suspect Sherrone Moore is available. 

OU looking to hire him to teach sexual harassment classes to OU players.

#1069
1 minute ago, bureaucrat said:

I've misunderstood and thought this Mateer asshole was a senior this whole time - he has another year of eligibility?!

Depends if he hires Pavia's attorney. 

#1070
2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Did they knight the thumb surgeon at halftime, or was that at an earlier OU game? 

Yup...bob Stoops did it with a basket of dicks.

#1071
Just now, Paul Wesley said:

OU should be 1000% looking for a QB in the portal.  

Unlikely, it's one of the one good things about him being here.  They have some fools gold in Brent and John and they will ride it into next year.  

#1073
Wife (no pics) came downstairs and the bama scored 27 unanswered.  She’s headed back upstairs so hold onto your butts. 

She’s baiting you, go get a 2 mins quickie out the way.
#1075
3 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

How in the fuck did these two teams get in instead of Texas.

Ridiculous.

Every missed tackle and dropped pass I’ve asked the same thing. Which means I’ve repeated that question 82,456 times so far tonight 

#1076
Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Unlikely, it's one of the one good things about him being here.  They have some fools gold in Brent and John and they will ride it into next year.  

Burnt Veggies earned himself another year.  But if they start going south fast next season, he’s gone.  

#1077
Just now, Stunns38 said:


She’s baiting you, go get a 2 mins quickie out the way.

4:15 commercial breaks, plenty of time.

#1078

OU is going to come back because unlike Bama, their receivers can actually catch the goddamn ball.

#1081

wasn't arbuckle supposed to be the best oc in cfb history, and mateer a guaranteed heisman winner?

why is ou so crap on offense? im confused

#1082
12 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Surgery at halftime. 

Brain replacement surgery at halftime, using the brain of someone named "Abby Normal" or something.

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#1086
3 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


She’s baiting you, go get a 2 mins quickie out the way.

She bating someone, that is for sure. 

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#1087
Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Burnt Veggies earned himself another year.  But if they start going south fast next season, he’s gone.  

He is fucked because he is gonna lose his 4th Red River in 5 years and that will pretty much end him short of a playoff run to the final 4. 

#1088
Just now, Wayne Arnold said:

wasn't arbuckle supposed to be the best oc in cfb history, and mateer a guaranteed heisman winner?

why is ou so crap on offense? im confused

Mateer has a bad thumb, haven't u heard 

#1089
Burnt Veggies earned himself another year.  But if they start going south fast next season, he’s gone.  

He needs to stay longer
#1090
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Hot take:

This game and the 3 tomorrow will give more ammo to “12 teams is too many” for a playoff than “the wrong teams got in”.

12 teams is too many. There are not 12 title contenders in college football 

#1091
Just now, Wayne Arnold said:

wasn't arbuckle supposed to be the best oc in cfb history, and mateer a guaranteed heisman winner?

why is ou so crap on offense? im confused

Mateer is the Temu Lite version of Sam Ehlinger, minus the power run game. 

#1092
Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Unlikely, it's one of the one good things about him being here.  They have some fools gold in Brent and John and they will ride it into next year.  

Oh, I agree with you.  

This whole playoff run for OU is fool's gold.  They are a steaming pile of shit on offense.  They can't run the ball at all, and Arbuckle tries to make up for that by risking Mateer's life and limbs.   

#1093
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Hot take:

This game and the 3 tomorrow will give more ammo to “12 teams is too many” for a playoff than “the wrong teams got in”.

This was a weird year where Texas is probably the 4th best team in the country but ended up ranked at 13th with a bunch of spares with 0 chance of winning between them and the top 3 teams. That doesnt happen very often. It was a product of how hard our schedule was. 

#1094

OU playing to stay close instead of win the game appears to be working.  'bama gonna play it safe in the defensive backfield and give up a FG, but not TD. 

#1096
11 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

These are the two worst teams in the playoff, not counting James Madison or Tulane

Honestly 6 teams would have been plenty this year based on the field they let in.

#1097

The OU coaching staff is really bad - and I am all for it!

When they encounter any duress, esp. defense, Venables loses his composure.  And the players follow suit.
Fatty Arbuckle decides now down 27-17 is the time to use Mateer as a bludgeon.    Just moronic.

And - I am all for it!  Extensions for everyone!

#1099
Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Mateer is the Temu Lite version of Sam Ehlinger, minus the power run game. 

ou fans had me convinced he was joe burrow 2.7

#1100
Just now, Wayne Arnold said:

wasn't arbuckle supposed to be the best oc in cfb history, and mateer a guaranteed heisman winner?

why is ou so crap on offense? im confused

Him and now K States new HC Collin Klein who I though Greg McElroy during our game against aggy wanted to ask for a date.    Funny how both of these guys were hyped and once their offenses start sputtering against us, they quit talking about them. 

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