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16 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Bama has 10 17 points, 4 first downs, and -3 rushing.  That's a wild stat line.

Updated for halftime.  So lucky to be in it right now.

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1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Why is venables wearing an MJ hoodie 

his Red Skull uniform is at the cleaners

4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Kirby Smart lives on the fucking field and never gets called for it.

Yep.   NEVER gets called for it.     

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

OU radio call of pick six 

 

Oh no…

 

hahahahahha

Just now, Sawbonz said:

Why is venables wearing an MJ hoodie 

So, apparently those teams with the jumping Jordan logo have deals with "The Jordan Brand" division of Nike, not Nike per SE.

It spills over from time to time.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

There is a white area that is supposed to be clear....it NEVER is.  

Kirby smart could have fucked that dudes daughter and finger fucked his wife there and would have been awarded a first down when that ref ran into him for … reasons 

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

OU radio call of pick six 

 

Believe it or not, that is not the worst throw he's made this season.

But his thumb.....

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Was expecting something like this, that was a weak flag

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3 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Id chill in the garage with the exhaust on if my coach was wearing an Air Jordan basketball hoodie in the playoffs

What if he dressed like Elko

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

DeBoer always looks like he’s in pain 

Hemorrhoids... 😂

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

Believe it or not, that is not the worst throw he's made this season.

But his thumb.....

He should have gone aggy man 👍🏻 

All the coaches are on the field the issue was the ref was backpedaling and someone was in his way. Petty call but legit, not the same as a coach on the field 

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, apparently those teams with the jumping Jordan logo have deals with "The Jordan Brand" division of Nike, not Nike per SE.

It spills over from time to time.

It’s just Nike shit that gets priced higher for the Jordon logo.   Just looks strange for football stuff.    

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2 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

I stand corrected. We have a ball game here. 

The Pats are frauds.

That was the most “ref show” bullshit I have ever seen. Give me a break

1 minute ago, tx ind said:

 

Was expecting something like this, that was a weak flag

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That photo is amazing.

5 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Id chill in the garage with the exhaust on if my coach was wearing an Air Jordan basketball hoodie in the playoffs

That is the magic black hoodie that all the trailer fucks in Bama are praying for on Christmas day...

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3 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Updated for halftime.  So lucky to be in it right now.

It’s the reverse of OU’s win a month ago. 

3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

What if he dressed like Elko

What if he dressed like Biff Poggi?

Honestly, either of these teams could lose to James Madison.  

Media hypes up Mateer like he's something special. He's a glorified WR playing QB...not accurate, poor-decision maker. He's supposed to be this amazing runner but I always see him tip-toeing around out there. He's not that guy

1 minute ago, Alien Octopus said:

That is the magic black hoodie that all the trailer fucks in Bama are praying for on Christmas day...

Except…he wore this same hoodie earlier when he lost to OU. Sooooooooooo…

I mean understand the whole superstition thing in sports but once you lose with that shit on isn’t the object or article of clothing done? I mean the magic is over? 

Why is Uncle Remus so worked up?!

36 minutes ago, TOR said:

Was he on the phone to his agent most of the 1st half or something?

I mean he had a headset on. Idk who he was talking to

Why is venables wearing an MJ hoodie 


He’s getting paid to wear it. OU needs the money. IMG_5550.jpg
8 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

OU radio call of pick six 

 

Ha ha!  Reminds me of this.

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Except…he wore this same hoodie earlier when he lost to OU. Sooooooooooo…

I mean understand the whole superstition thing in sports but once you lose with that shit on isn’t the object or article of clothing done? I mean the magic is over? 

They call it the black hoodie of death and OU slogan is hard to kill. I mean ok, I am expecting a badass second half then.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Except…he wore this same hoodie earlier when he lost to OU. Sooooooooooo…

I mean understand the whole superstition thing in sports but once you lose with that shit on isn’t the object or article of clothing done? I mean the magic is over? 

No doubt, but these chuckle fucks have been making this a thing all season. I really hope to see DeBoer jet to UofM so we can watch them burn the hoodies. 🤞🤞

Just now, Alien Octopus said:

No doubt, but these chuckle fucks have been making this a thing all season. I really hope to see DeBoer jet to UofM so we can watch them burn the hoodies. 🤞🤞

Hillbillies burning black hoodies of death in their trailer parks seems dangerous. 

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

DeBoer always looks like he’s in pain 

He looks way more chill to me than Venables who always looks like he’s got a butt plug up his ass. 

1 minute ago, Juke_Em said:

Media hypes up Mateer like he's something special. He's a glorified WR playing QB...not accurate, poor-decision maker. He's supposed to be this amazing runner but I always see him tip-toeing around out there. He's not that guy

Not just the media.  OU fans thought he was going to be legit because he had amazing numbers at Washington St. which include losing games to New Mexico and Wyoming.    Using a high school football example, it’s like a QB with amazing numbers from the Rig Grande Valley transferring to a DFW , Austin or Houston area upper tier school and trying to produce there.  Likely not going to be the same.   

9 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Id chill in the garage with the exhaust on if my coach was wearing an Air Jordan basketball hoodie in the playoffs

 

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

They call it the black hoodie of death and OU slogan is hard to kill. I mean ok, I am expecting a badass second half then.

If you have ever been in the Norman Wal Mart just east of the campus you would see how appropriate the hard to kill moniker is for the Norman area.

Especially in the area around the aisle with all the cold medication and cough syrup locked up behind glass.  First time I ever saw zombies pushing shopping carts.

Just now, tbone_ said:

He looks way more chill to me than Venables who always looks like he’s got a butt plug up his ass. 

Maybe DeBoer is more of a size queen than Skeletor 

This is fantastic. While I doubt he was ever going to be drafted in the first round, a complete dogshit performance in this game further increases the chances Mateer comes back next season. 

16 minutes ago, TOR said:

Kind of a sidenote, is the stream 4k?  I'm watching OTA and my local is 720p.

My OTA (KTRK, Houston) is also 720p. 

14 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

What if he dressed like Elko

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As much as I’m hoping for a Bama win, OU has dominated the game outside of that fumbled snap and pick 6. Bama will actually need to move the ball in the 2nd half to win. 

Mfs will watch this dogshit game and think to themselves "this is real football"

the important thing here is that sooner and aggy players stay healthy so that they're not on drugs or in physical pain when they're watching playoff games from home next weekend

3 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Mfs will watch this dogshit game and think to themselves "this is real football"

Y’all are in the playoffs let it go

21 minutes ago, pops said:

Debour looks like he is 100% gone 

Please happen and then Kiffin gets the call to go.

2 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Mfs will watch this dogshit game and think to themselves "this is real football"

Look at the tech fan when they finally have a decent season.   Bless your little herpes having ass….

10 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

He looks way more chill to me than Venables who always looks like he’s got a butt plug up his ass. 

Where else would a butt plug be

You watch this game and you realize that all those people complaining about Tulane and JMU making the playoffs are complaining about the wrong teams

4 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

My OTA (KTRK, Houston) is also 720p. 

And the damn CW/ch39 station is 1080!  Makes no sense.

Just now, BB65 said:

Where else would a butt plug be

 

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