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13 minutes ago, staboner said:

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10cc sang in 1976 about the things we do for love.  And also... undefeated.

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22 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I don’t see ou beating bama twice. Bad draw for the sooners.

Yeah teams that can't run the ball or protect the quarterback generally match up well against top tier defenses in my experience. Especially on the road.

2 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Yeah teams that can't run the ball or protect the quarterback generally match up well against top tier defenses in my experience. Especially on the road.

It’s the cfp and not everything is about what’s on paper. It’s hard to beat a team twice in a season. I’m sure you know this with all the experience as a fan watching tech play in all those massive cfp games. 

18 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

It’s the cfp and not everything is about what’s on paper. It’s hard to beat a team twice in a season. I’m sure you know this with all the experience as a fan watching tech play in all those massive cfp games. 

I just don't see how this is a better matchup for Bama on the road in Norman than it was a few weeks ago. You don't have to act like a little bitch about it. Or maybe you do, I don't know your life.

52 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I don’t see ou beating bama twice. Bad draw for the sooners.

I disagree. Bama has looked awful for the past month and it’s on the road at night. I think OU will put it off. 

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Rarely in a college playoff do you get a complete fraud playing another complete fraud.  

The idea that one of these frauds is going forward to the next round is mind-blowing.  

 

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

She’ll never succeed with that flat ass haircut. She needs to poof it out like a 90’s glamour shot session to win at that place.

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Meg Ryan I love your work 

1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

I just don't see how this is a better matchup for Bama on the road in Norman than it was a few weeks ago. You don't have to act like a little bitch about it. Or maybe you do, I don't know your life.

Cool.

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

She’ll never succeed with that flat ass haircut. She needs to poof it out like a 90’s glamour shot session to win at that place.

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She wasn't bad back in the day.  Had a nice set of cans and I love women with a raspy voice.  

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1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

I just don't see how this is a better matchup for Bama on the road in Norman than it was a few weeks ago. You don't have to act like a little bitch about it. Or maybe you do, I don't know your life.

Alabama outgained OU by almost 200 yards, if they don't turn the ball over 3 times again they will win easily. It was and still is a good matchup for Bama.

I think what sickens me the most over the 2025 season is how your average Sooner fan truly actually believes their team is good.  That they have a shot at this.  

 

I don't think I've seen a more embarrassing offense make the playoff ever. 

Only in the position they are in bc they cheated to beat Auburn.  Just a crazy turn of events. 

The OU LSU debacle arguably set the entire sport back into the fucking stone age. 

I'm ready for this bull shit magic run of theirs to be met with utter annihilation.   Make these trailer dip shit gooners realize they never had any chance. 

3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

On another note, that's the OU women's BB coach.  Not bad.  Would.

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She looks like she would put Boomer Sooner on continuous loop for mood music.

2 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I don’t see ou beating bama twice. Bad draw for the sooners.

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Alabama is going to roll ousucks like a Rainey Street tourist.

4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

This is their second year or doing this and I understand why from a ratings standpoint in that they don't want to go up against the NFL on Saturday.  Tonight will get a huge rating but the late Saturday games on TNT (wut?) will be dismal.  

But having a big game at 7 pm on a weekday means you're shutting a city down but also the west coast is still at work or on their way home.

I appreciate the Friday game. I have shit to do all day tomorrow unfortunately. 

29 minutes ago, Tyrone Krivacs said:

Alabama outgained OU by almost 200 yards, if they don't turn the ball over 3 times again they will win easily. It was and still is a good matchup for Bama.

OU also had a huge field position advantage.  Bama hasn't played well lately and is fairly beaten up.  They got run over by GA just two weeks ago.  Had trouble with Auburn before that.

OU wins easily.

OU doesn't have an offense and Bama's O just seems broken.  I figure it will be a 16-15 kind of game featuring a safety and some sort of score on a turnover.  Holding my nose and pulling for BAMA.

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ROLL TIDE, RAMMER JAMMER ALABAMMER, OR WHATEVER ELSE YOU KLAN FUCKERS SAY.  BEAT THE DOG SHIT OUT OF OU.  AMEN.

 

What are the chances there is a huge meth lab under gaylord stadium that could explode?

35 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

OU also had a huge field position advantage.  Bama hasn't played well lately and is fairly beaten up.  They got run over by GA just two weeks ago.  Had trouble with Auburn before that.

OU wins easily.

Did you see that pathetic fucking excuse for football OU displayed against LSU?

You should forfeit next years season if you lose to this jack ass overrated OU squad

17 minutes ago, TOR said:

What are the chances there is a huge meth lab under gaylord stadium that could explode?

Pretty solid chance actually...  

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17 minutes ago, TOR said:

What are the chances there is a huge meth lab under gaylord stadium that could explode?

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4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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Ryan Williams. The last surviving member of the game, who then transfers to Texas 

5 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

My disdain of BlowU far exceeds my ambivalence toward Alabama.

Pretty much this. GO LAUNDRY DETERGENT! 

49 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

OU also had a huge field position advantage.  Bama hasn't played well lately and is fairly beaten up.  They got run over by GA just two weeks ago.  Had trouble with Auburn before that.

OU wins easily.

Stop being a pussy 

OU 28

Bama 10

I'm going to hate every damn minute of it. 

It’ll be a 16-10 or something land thieve win. Simpson reportedly is still hurt. These two offenses are offensive. 

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

OU also had a huge field position advantage.  Bama hasn't played well lately and is fairly beaten up.  They got run over by GA just two weeks ago.  Had trouble with Auburn before that.

OU wins easily.

And OU was a rolling ball of butcher knives against shitass mizzou and lsu?

OU beating bama was one of the biggest flukes of the year going off the underlying metrics.  If not for braindead "but the h2h" ou should have been on the bubble and probably left out.

Well, this evening’s college Gameday is unwatchable with constant shouting of Boomer in the background. I hope each and every one of them goes home miserable.

It’s a great evening here in Illinois; 20 degrees outside, the fire ripping, and a little East Texas caviar with Pittsburg Hotlinks from Pittsburg, TX, delivered today for dinner, along with a homemade old fashioned.

 

A great night for a Sooner victory. Boomer. 

12 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Well, this evening’s college Gameday is unwatchable with constant shouting of Boomer in the background. I hope each and every one of them goes home miserable.

I’m in my living room. No way you can hear me. 

Just now, Constant said:

It’s a great evening here in Illinois; 20 degrees outside, the fire ripping, and a little East Texas caviar with Pittsburg Hotlinks from Pittsburg, TX, delivered today for dinner, along with a homemade old fashioned.

 

A great night for a Sooner victory. Boomer. 

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28 minutes ago, WBT said:

And OU was a rolling ball of butcher knives against shitass mizzou and lsu?

OU beating bama was one of the biggest flukes of the year going off the underlying metrics.  If not for braindead "but the h2h" ou should have been on the bubble and probably left out.

We are bubble at best, but we own Alabama. 

3 minutes ago, Constant said:

but we own Alabama. 

Sure you do. 

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

She wasn't bad back in the day.  Had a nice set of cans and I love women with a raspy voice.  

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Nah, all I see is this.

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Hope Bama rolls but I think DeBoer is gonna tank to get to Ann Arbor and the fuck out of Gomerville asap.

6 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

On another note, that's the OU women's BB coach.  Not bad.  Would.

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She'd like to speak with the manager.  And now!

8 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Hope Bama rolls but I think DeBoer is gonna tank to get to Ann Arbor and the fuck out of Gomerville asap.

Dang, didn't even think of that.  Laying a big egg in this one would certainly rile the natives.

2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

She'd like to speak with the manager.  And now!

At her bachelorette party she berated the staff, said racist shit about the cooks, and puked in the Uber, offering a sarcastic “so-reeee” to the driver.

These dipshits on Gameday trying to talk up Reed and Midtier. 
 

Those two are two YOLO throw QBs backs who ain’t leading their teams to shit. 

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Midtier.

Maqueer is right there but less PC I guess.

I think bama will come out pissed for being dog walked by Georgia and win by 10pts

It'll come down to which turnover prone QB throws a pick. Hoping for Mateer. 

With all the Horns down on Game Day, I feel like we're in the playoffs.

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