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5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Nicole Auerbach cowardly deleted this tweet from the 2nd quarter

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Should I be concerned that I have no fucking idea who Nicole Auerbach is other than yet another person showing their ass on social media?

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Just now, PGFrog said:

Should I be concerned that I have no fucking idea who Nicole Auerbach is other than yet another person showing their ass on social media?

Michigan man woman. 

Mobilehoma caller (2nd-Ryan) just calls his team chokers after wanting to fire almost all the corches.  Lulz.

I enjoyed that blowu choke job thoroughly. 😂

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OU’s win percentage in CFB all time?

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"Nut-cut" used in the postgame call-in (still 2nd-Ryan) in reference to Mateer-- wanting to nut-cut Mateer.  Lulz. 

23 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I wonder how Constant is doing right now

He’s out busting taillights, pulling people over and stealing their meth

OU radio guy:

"I think the defense is going to be even better next year"

Fucking dipshits.

Let's hand them another beatdown next season. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

OU radio guy:

"I think the defense is going to be even better next year"

Fucking dipshits.

Let's hand them another beatdown next season. 

Maybe we only win 20-3 next season LOL

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

OU radio guy:

"I think the defense is going to be even better next year"

Fucking dipshits.

Let's hand them another beatdown next season. 

(From a caller)

"I'm not sure if anyone can tell us, what this offense does good?"

Radio host answers:

"Well and yeah that's a problem, Sam..."

Edited by ztejas

Oh this is getting good. The Mateer hate is beginning. 

So these radio guys earlier said Mateer signed a two year contract. Does that mean OU has to pay up unless he chooses to go elsewhere? Because everyone knows they arent winning shit with that clown. They have to part ways. He's ass my dude. 

52 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Deboer has great teeth


Agreed.

The top row are veneers, but done pretty well.

Don’t know if he got one of those “lower 6 to 8 teeth  veneer piece” or if those are his and they’ve been whitened, but in general it’s a good set that cost plenty, but doesn’t look ridiculous.

👏👏👏

 

20 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Should I be concerned that I have no fucking idea who Nicole Auerbach is other than yet another person showing their ass on social media?

I had to google who she was as well. 

Drink every time they say Lou Groza.

This next caller sounds pretty methy. Spouting Mateer hate. Says Matter has got to go. 

Does anyone have the picture of crying Boz?  I really need to look at that picture now.  :D

54 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Venables with the great call there at the end.

Big Game Burnt Veggies!  

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Oh this is getting good. The Mateer hate is beginning. 

This is great. Sooner Tragic. Keep it coming. 

Edited by Chili dog

Current caller actually knows ball. Calling out Mateer's footwork and Arbuckle's play calling.

Now calling out DeMarco and the lack of development within their RB room.

 

Just now, ztejas said:

Current caller actually knows ball. Calling out Mateer's footwork and Arbuckle's play calling.

Now calling out DeMarco and the lack of development within their RB room.

 

He had to restrain himself from calling DeMarco Murray's RB corching "lazy" or something.  Lulz.

"Mateer has time. The line is good enough. You see open receivers. There's gotta be some accountability here. I love DeMarco Murray he's an alum - but we're past that. We're the University of Oklahoma."

"When was the last time you saw a screen pass?"

"Mateer - we overpaid for him. (says some shit about Jaden Ott being overpaid too)"

I would call in but I'm sure they'd screen out a 512 number instantly. 

Need another portal qb next year!

Just now, ztejas said:

I would call in but I'm sure they'd screen out a 512 number instantly. 

This might be worth getting a 405 google voice number

Just now, WBT said:

Need another portal qb next year!

Are they gonna get another OC, too?

"I think the running back situation is something that we've belabored for the last two years"

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I would call in but I'm sure they'd screen out a 512 number instantly. 

 

2 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

This might be worth getting a 405 google voice number

My (214) + the (972) & (469) of Dallas phones are probably pretty common for their callers. 

Get on that boys!!

Okay they're making fun of the aggie yell practice now. 

Point Sooners. 

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

(says some shit about Jaden Ott being overpaid too)

 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Okay they're making fun of the aggie yell practice now. 

Point Sooners. 

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1 hour ago, Alien Octopus said:

Brad Lidge has a WS ring was 48/48 that year...

True…but with another team. He was shit as an Astro after the bomb 

Lmfao I just called the number it got rerouted to OU's donation hotline/desk. 

Current caller sounds like he's 12 minutes away from needing Narcan. 

Lol talking up the program/trajectory now. 

We're going to obliterate these guys next season. It's going to be bad. 

Matard is going to think he got hit by a train. 

They are so fucking afraid of Texas.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

They are so fucking afraid of Texas.

They’re shook

4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Healthy Mateer gents!

 

<ducks>

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59 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I enjoyed that blowu choke job thoroughly. 😂

Best possible way that game could have gone imo 

That's a wrap. I actually like their fans/alums. Good college football people. Radio guys were fairly reasonable, too. Just fun to kick them while they're down and while Sark is handing out perennial ass-whippings. 

I'll say it again - they are fucking terrified of that Texas game every season now. 

That's how it should be. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's a wrap. I actually like their fans/alums. Good college football people. Radio guys were fairly reasonable, too. Just fun to kick them while they're down and while Sark is handing out perennial ass-whippings. 

I'll say it again - they are fucking terrified of that Texas game every season now. 

That's how it should be. 

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This (official radio) postgame is still going.  Lulz.

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anyone heard from Billy Sims tonight?????  lmao

4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Healthy Mateer gents!

 

<ducks>

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