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Kickoff is at 11:00 a.m. CT on ABC, ESPN3 and the ESPN App. Line is aggy -3.5

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Really wanna watch aggy play as bad as they can all game for the Lullz and texags melting down they want Elko fired.

As much as I dislike aggy Cristobal is a simpleton. If aggy gets bad Beck they will advance. Miami’s losses to Louisville and SMU in the regular season make me question whether they could beat JMU or Tulane were they paired against either team today. Cristobal is one of the worst situational coaches in the playoffs. Not saying aggy is that much better. I’m looking forward to the JMU v Oregon game for some inexplicable reason. 

Either I know something Vegas doesn't or Vegas knows something I don't.  I essentially have Miami scoring an extra TD.

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12 minutes ago, tx ind said:

 

This is so good 

17 minutes ago, tx ind said:

 

The intimidation factor at Kyle Field is predicated upon people not laughing openly at the idiotic antics and cheers, while aggy mindfucks itself into believing people are scared.  No, it isn't fear, it's "How fucking insanely stupid will these people get with their cult bullshit and milquetoast idiocy?"

Fear =/= disbelief

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I am also jazzed that this is the only game we have to suffer thru on espn today and the other two are on TNT/TRU. 

Interesting odds, I woulda thought agroid would be the favorite with the game in CS. I guess this is one game we can hope this is the time the 3i/Atlas crashes to earth and it lands right in the middle of pyle field.

It’s all about the U baby.   Let’s go canes! 

Haven’t followed Miami closely. Do they have the team to expose these dipshits today? Or are they dipshits themselves and likely to fall prey to the general fuckery that playing at pyle field entails, which I grant can catch the uninitiated off guard at times.

 

With tattoo boy at qb, I’m not sure how much to trust them

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

Can both teams lose?

To Ohio State? Yes, absolutely, so go with Miami to win here for the local lulz

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

 

Haven’t followed Miami closely. Do they have the team to expose these dipshits today? Or are they dipshits themselves and likely to fall prey to the general fuckery that playing at pyle field entails, which I grant can catch the uninitiated off guard at times.

 

With tattoo boy at qb, I’m not sure how much to trust them

If Miami stops the run, I feel like it's a foregone conclusion.  If not, we have a game.  Miami didn't really stop Love despite the win, but A&M hasn't been able to run against good fronts.

Another day in which one must pick the lesser of two evils....

 

GO U!

 

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aggy could be playing the Taliban and I still wouldn't cheer for A&M.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

I am also jazzed that this is the only game we have to suffer thru on espn today and the other two are on TNT/TRU. 

The other games are still produced by ESPN though.

25 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

 

Haven’t followed Miami closely. Do they have the team to expose these dipshits today? Or are they dipshits themselves and likely to fall prey to the general fuckery that playing at pyle field entails, which I grant can catch the uninitiated off guard at times.

 

With tattoo boy at qb, I’m not sure how much to trust them

Never underestimate Cristobal’s penchant for fuckery 

I think it will be very interesting to see how Miami’s huge offensive tackles handle A&M’s DL & LBs. 

There is also the Cristobal Factor which introduces sheer idiocy at the strangest times.

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I think it will be very interesting to see how Miami’s huge offensive tackles handle A&M’s DL & LBs. 

There is also the Cristobal Factor which introduces sheer idiocy at the strangest times.

Cristobal Factor vs Reedtardation 

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Dollars to donuts Looch feverishly running around Kyle Field, desperately looking to take a selfie with Abella Danger. 

7 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Wearing this to the aggy watch party.

 

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That's just begging for some dumbass to say, "24 years since the last one?"

"yeah, well, there are still people alive who witnessed it."

Yeah, Miami has 2 really good ends.  I could see them giving atm problems.

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I think Miami DL manhandles aggy OL causing reed to throw multiple interceptions. 

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Don’t see Reed having the time to sit back and pick them apart underneath. If Beck can avoid going full retard, Miami has a very good shot.

"Horns Down" all over Gameday...

Rent free in their heads 24/7 😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

Hook'em 🤘

Did they end the night with a book burning?

38 minutes ago, JBJ said:

If Miami stops the run, I feel like it's a foregone conclusion.  If not, we have a game.  Miami didn't really stop Love despite the win, but A&M hasn't been able to run against good fronts.

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Yea, that 33 yards was a KILLER 

40 minutes ago, JBJ said:

If Miami stops the run, I feel like it's a foregone conclusion.  If not, we have a game.  Miami didn't really stop Love despite the win, but A&M hasn't been able to run against good fronts.

aggy OL is the most overrated unit in the playoffs.  They were exposed by all teams with a winning record this season, which there were few on their schedule.  
 

IMO - Miami’s front will force Reed to run all game with the pocket collapsing.  aggy would be better off rolling Reed out, than relying on his OL to keep a pocket for any duration.

Hook’em!!!

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

 

This video showed their true belief but they and the rest of the media go right back to talking up their amazing home field advantage.  It's been everywhere this week.

I did not realize what a lard ass Elko really is until this interview.   That dude is on the Mangino plan.  

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

I did not realize what a lard ass Elko really is until this interview.   That dude is on the Mangino plan.  

I also just realized how focused he is on Texas. 
 

He’s so perfect for aggy.

22 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

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Yea, that 33 yards was a KILLER 

Geez.  I am a bad rememberer and didn't look it up.  Miami should look decent.

4 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

I did not realize what a lard ass Elko really is until this interview.   That dude is on the Mangino plan.  

 

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An aggy defeat would obviously be nice, but I don’t think Miami is that good. 

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