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#701
4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

He tripped himself Jesus Christ 

Won’t show up on stats but cost Miami 6 points.

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#702
Just now, sith_horn said:

 

You talking about the punt return? Defender managed to slap his right leg into his left. Last view shown on replay made it clear.

Oh I missed that.

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#704

Ohio state has to be feeling really good about now. Jesus these are two miserable football teams.

#709
1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Game of the day heading for 0-0 at halftime.  Read it and weep networks.  Fix the problem

maybe nobody should be allowed to count a win against samford community College 

#711
1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Tell me you didn’t watch last nights game by not telling me you watched last nights game 

This seems worse.  

#714
2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:


Should have beat Florida

Miami lost at home to fucking Louisville.

#719
1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Tell me you didn’t watch last nights game by not telling me you watched last nights game 

I did.  This is worse.

It sucks watching two teams we beat by double digits struggle with two other teams we'd beat.

#721
Just now, BabaYaga said:

This seems worse.  

Lack of boomer sooner makes this game so much more watchable.

 

#722

Just got inside after putting up our Christmas lights. Of course, they still look like I have no idea what I am doing, or that I’m on crack.

Did I miss anything? Doesn’t seem like it.

#725

Don’t worry ags.  Next year you lose all your O and D line good starters, skill position players, and play all the tougher conference teams you ducked this year.  Fucking twats 

#726
5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

If it was 16 now, we’d be in. Would it still be stupid?

16 is the right number and 1 v 16 will be shit and the middle match ups will be bad but close and as it progresses it will get much better. but the problem right now is too many legacy issues - from bowl tie ins, to CCGs, to G5 inclusion, to AP and coaches polls style focus on loss column, to shitty scheduling. As soon as they can get to either uniform scheduling strength in OCC or give proper credit for the rediculous schedules on both end - 1 loss with a shit schedule is the same as 3 losses with a murderer’s row schedule and then stick to standings in conference not subjective rankings with OCC being the tie breaker the better off the sport will be. And for God’s sake get rid of conflicted committee members like active or recently retired ADs. Fuck Arkansas and Nebraska. 

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#727

There's probably more excitement in the plot of whatever is airing on the Hallmark Christmas Movie channel.  These teams blow and whoever limps to a win deserves to lose by 30 in the next round.

#728
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I did.  This is worse.

It sucks watching two teams we beat by double digits struggle with two other teams we'd beat.

It does, but it's our own fault.

#730
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Miami lost at home to fucking Louisville.

this.  SOS should matter a lot.  both of these team are ass.  

#732

I guess it speaks to the stubbornness of college coaches and coordinators when something is beyond obvious to some watching the game yet the particular coach wants to stick to his game plan. Miami has been successful with straight runs between the tackles. They want to spam Toney yet Aggie is keying in on him, why not switch to using him as a decoy. 

#733
5 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Game of the day heading for 0-0 at halftime.  Read it and weep networks.  Fix the problem

There isn’t a problem for them, everyone bitching is clearly watching 

#734
3 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

This game is hot asswater 

I don’t know, hot ass water sometimes feels mighty fine on a cold winter day.  This game’s an icicle to the rectum

#735
3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yea wait till it’s 64

Then Hawaii would be pissed that they’re not in

#736
3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Spy him, U MORONS

you know opposing message boards said that about VY as if it was the one simple trick to stopping him right?  You still have to make the tackle in the open field.  You can't just yell "I'm the spy, you're down now."

#737
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I did.  This is worse.

It sucks watching two teams we beat by double digits struggle with two other teams we'd beat.

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#741

If Miami would just run the fucking ball (not east and west) with some counter/misdirection involved, they’d find those over pursuers out of position and break a few long ones. When the east west plays aren’t working that should be a clue they are over pursuing. And ripe for misdirection.

#744

Try a long throw in the wind on the fake punt, makes perfect sense Elko.

#748

The problem isn’t the amount of teams in the playoffs, it’s the dipshits that they put on the selection committee and the mandatory G5 rules. The four teams I’ve seen play so far are worse than at least 3-4 that didn’t make it. I think I’m about to see at 2 more today. Find a way to put the right teams in.

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