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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

You'd think that loud-mouthed bitch would have learned his lesson last year after Vernon Broughten just completely owned him, but no!

When a UT player does this: "typical arrogant seeyups!" 

 

When an aggy does this: "love the fire and grit! Farmer fight! Whoop!" 

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Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Wife makes a lot of money selling her dirty underwear on onlyfans 😀

 

 

 

Did I miss something to explain such a horrendous showing from the ags? OMG WAIT  DID TUPAC DIE AGAIN?!?!

 

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1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Three points at home, game called by an OC who has been by admission doing more work for another school. Masterful gambit Elko. 

Thank God y’all extended him. Wouldn’t want him to get away!

I think the name of aggy’s call in show should be named “Mandatory Optimism” based on its hosts’ deflection of all critical callers

23 minutes ago, TxEx84 said:

Cotton Bowl ticket prices plummeting. 😀 Lower level on aggy/miami side was over $1000 during game.  Now can get a ticket in the $300's. Will continue to drop. An added insult for aggies. Bought high now trying to unload for a loss.

fucking gomers 🤣

 

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54 minutes ago, elfenix said:

"buy elko out"

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Don't pay by the pound. 

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not subtle enough with the hook em

 

 

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I’m surprised they take this many calls. I’ll give them credit for that

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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They just needed Moss back and they would’ve beat those damn t sips 

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NSIAP

WHEW

 

Can’t run or stop the run and QB is a TO machine.  Great recipe for a playoff run

The mouse network is already calling this a 'masterful Miami defense' holy shit.  They will try to polish any and all turds.

2 minutes ago, Updawg said:

I’m surprised they take this many calls. I’ll give them credit for that

Maybe they’re hoping somebody will call in with a more positive game outcome. They’re aggys, right?

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

NSIAP

WHEW

 

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2 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

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It's Gunther/Walter 

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19 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

A&M propaganda is strong. Their bullshit game is top notch. They are the epitome of style over substance. Pretending to be a bunch of country boy farmers when they are a bunch of suburban momma's boys. Pretending to be soldiers when they are a glorified boyscout troop. A legendary football tradition that hasn't done anything since WWII.

And it works. The national media gets dazzled by them. They get dazzled by their own bullshit. Our own fans start to believe it. Everytime A&M does anything the hand wringing and brow furrowing among Texas fans starts. It's wild. But that is the power of their propaganda. It is just too bad for them that whenever it comes time to deliver something of substance, A&M always fails. They are all hat, no cattle. They have giant pick up trucks not to do anything productive, just to drive around Katy with.

I agree with almost all of this, except the national media being dazzled by them.  They pay aTm respect because as a paramilitary institute, they feel like they have to give them respect.  But there's also a hint of confusion in their eyes as they do it, because they also know that aTm is not a real military institute.  And everyone knows they're fucking weird.

I think the national media is just playing it safe with their coverage of aggy.  Behind closed doors, I guarantee Kirk, and Desmond, and Gus, and all of them have asked, "What IS is with these guys?"

Damn I guess that pre game field goal was literally all that Aggy was gonna get to cheer today. A field goal. Fucking a what a great and perfect aggy cfp game.

Nicole is calling in as "Teresa" after the commercial break?  IF ONLY!  Lulz.

1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

Did not watch because I hate seeing them with hope. Brother just texted they lost so will cook a steak and watch the recorded agony.

Just fast forward to the end, the game was a beating.  Aggie could probably capitalize off the game by buying the replay rights and selling it as a sleep aid.

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Settle down Bro. I call those shots around here. 

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Since signing extension, Elko gets down 31-0 to scar, beats an fcs school and loses to Texas and Miami.

They’ll never learn 

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Since signing extension, Elko gets down 31-0 to scar, beats an fcs school and loses to Texas and Miami.

They’ll never learn 

But they “fixed” it by promoting in house yahoo coordinators.

Almost time to make that OnlyFans, Kayce

 

 

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This gump is now a meme. 

Hilarious

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Almost time to make that OnlyFans, Kayce

 

 

I don’t care to see her fat ass naked.

I don’t care to see her fat ass naked.

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3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

This gump is now a meme. 

Hilarious

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Reverse side? 

 

aggy’s schedule this year would make big 12 teams blush. Seriously, how did they dodge both Bama and Georgia? 

The only team aggy played with a winning SEC record was us. They played seven of the eight worst teams in the SEC this season.
6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

The aggycoaster is just amazing.  So reliable

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Just now, C-Man said:


The only team aggy played with a winning SEC record was us. They played seven of the eight worst teams in the SEC this season.

The only played 2 teams with a winning conf record, period. Texas and Miami. 

1 hour ago, scramblyn said:

Stupid sips, the only teams you beat that are in the playoffs got bounced in the first round, proves you suck and don’t belong. Hashtag ags still won. 

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