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I just can't get over that end of half kick.  He looked like he was aiming at the right upright.  Kicking from the left hash he needed to try to kick it straight perpendicular toward the goal line down the hashes and let the wind take it in.  

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Can someone find that pic of Beamer and that 0-0 game?

Can I have the last hour and a half of my life back? This is like watching a slap fight between two people with no arms.

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7 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Start warming up Bert. 

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Wait are they coming out of the tunnel down 0-0 and planting a 12th man flag in the middle of their field? Lol

Can't wait to see which team out-retards the other. Exciting stuff

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Can we just give ND the winners spot because neither of these teams deserve to move on 

Um, both beat Notre Dame this year.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

I just can't get over that end of half kick.  He looked like he was aiming at the right upright.  Kicking from the left hash he needed to try to kick it straight perpendicular toward the goal line down the hashes and let the wind take it in.  

You cannot expect college kickers to do this kind of high-level calculus.  

Had lunch with an aggy friend this week.   He kept complaining that they had to play at 11:00 am.

 

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Can't wait to see which team out-retards the other. Exciting stuff

I just have no hope in Beck or Crystal even tho they have decent ST. I think aggy will find a way bc Miami is too dumb. Ohio state should just take the week off. Watch the tape. They will beat the shit out of whoever next week. That will be aggy I guess if I have to call it. 

aggy halftime literally made me doze off (and i mean "literally" in the literal sense)

Damn I hope it's 0-0 after 4qtrs... 😎

 

4 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Had lunch with an aggy friend this week.   He kept complaining that they had to play at 11:00 am.

 

do you even sec night road game bro?

I want to bash Miami's playcalling for all this side to side passing but then I see Carson Beck try to throw the ball and it makes a lot more sense

I just have no hope in Beck or Crystal even tho they have decent ST. I think aggy will find a way bc Miami is too dumb. Ohio state should just take the week off. Watch the tape. They will beat the shit out of whoever next week. That will be aggy I guess if I have to call it. 
Same. If this game we're in Miami I'd like the Canes to come out on top, but I think the incessant crowd drone in collie station gives aggy just enough retard strength to lift that car.
8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Wait are they coming out of the tunnel down 0-0 and planting a 12th man flag in the middle of their field? Lol

Yes…yes they are sir!

16 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

This is the worst football game I have ever seen, and I can’t forgive the committee for doing this to us.

Yeah, the committee is trash. This is an affront to college football. 
 

If neither team scores, does aggy advance? 

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I just have no hope in Beck or Crystal even tho they have decent ST. I think aggy will find a way bc Miami is too dumb. Ohio state should just take the week off. Watch the tape. They will beat the shit out of whoever next week. That will be aggy I guess if I have to call it. 

Yeah, their only hope is what we see now. Aggy ineptitude.

This game is a giant kick in the dick.  

10 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Wait are they coming out of the tunnel down 0-0 and planting a 12th man flag in the middle of their field? Lol

Insurance against running out of time. 

My son pointed out there are more points in the Liverpool game than this abortion.

Elko going into halftime was giving geriatric Beamer vibes. Sad for such a storied program.. 

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1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

I want to bash Miami's playcalling for all this side to side passing but then I see Carson Beck try to throw the ball and it makes a lot more sense

This...what do you call when your QB scares you more than the opponents defense.

12 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Wait are they coming out of the tunnel down 0-0 and planting a 12th man flag in the middle of their field? Lol

TURDITION!

An aggy family member just explained that this is two great defenses butting heads.

Sure.

1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

Elko going into halftime was giving geriatric Beamer vibes. Sad for such a storied program.. 

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We need the picture of Elko celebrating with the score 0-0 to end the first half bc we need a new current meme that also encapsulates aggy. 
 

the wind is insurmountable for these piddly teams. Which is just a normal day in the Panhandle. Bunch of chodes 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

An aggy family member just explained that this is two great defenses butting heads.

Sure.

Called it 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

An aggy family member just explained that this is two great defenses butting heads.

Sure.

You ask them where that great defense was in Austin a few weeks back?

21 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

No. But we sure as fuck shouldn't go to 16.

More football sucks

11 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

More football doesnt mean better football

Most college football isn't good football.

An aggy family member just explained that this is two great defenses butting heads.

Sure.

12 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Had lunch with an aggy friend this week.   He kept complaining that they had to play at 11:00 am.

 

Hes really going to complain that he had to watch it. 

Good good Miami....coming out and moving to start the 3Q like we did. 

And then they shoot themselves in the dick.  RUN RIGHT AT THOSE FUCKING D-Ends

Miami's OC is dumb af. Way too cute, none of that shit has worked

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

An aggy family member just explained that this is two great defenses butting heads.

Sure.

Punch sed member in the face for being a dumb ass. 

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