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1 minute ago, CumStainedJorts said:

about to grill a steak for my graduation! It's today! The aggy tears will season it well.

Congratulations!

Good that youโ€™re seasoning with aggy tears and not their favorite other liquid.ย 

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7 minutes ago, alincoln said:

They beat ND. ย That is all

Thatโ€™s nobody.ย 
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poo raggy

Just need that roller coaster updated to November/December.ย 

Christmas comes early!

Fuck ou. Fuck aggy.

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Was running errands most of the day. Got home, turned the game on, 3rd down, 28 seconds left. Wife and daughter both comment โ€œgod I hope we get to see their heart ripped out.โ€
20 seconds later, INT. We all three instantly laughed so hard the neighbors heard. God that was the best timing ever. We saw one play. The one that was the dagger to all aggy hearts at Pyle.
Merry Christmas everyone!

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They still have this going for them...

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8 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

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Already thinking of Zyklon B canisters to ease his pain. ย 

Just now, wood said:

Christmas comes early!

Fuck ou. Fuck aggy.

Pay him. ย Pay that man his money.

I'm still shocked the Canes got that pick.ย 

Are you though?

It perfectly encapsulates aggy.
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In summary, Miami was nothing to write home about, but finally... finally decided to commit to the run on their last fucking drive. EZ Capizee

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3 hours ago, satyanash said:

A&M looks like the much better team early. Miami had their chance for an early lead and blew it, A&M is going to blow this game wide open if Miami's not careful.

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1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Reed finally woke up. A&M is going to win this

Nailed it

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5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

How coked out is Irvin going to be??

Dude is tripping balls right there on the logo haha.ย 

Maybe next year, aggy dickheads.

Lol, fuck A&M and their racist shitbag "university".

farmers fucking choke again. ย And how much are they now paying fatfuck Elko? ย 
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maybe if they got some girl cheerleaders. ย Been coed 60 years now. ย 

Just now, MIkeHoncho said:

They still have this going for them...

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Reed and Mateer both coming back. Inject it into my veins.ย 

That poor sacred field. People have no respectย 

They should put up a statue or at least a plaque for the only aggy to ever score a point in a playoff game.ย 

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

11-0 but whoโ€™s counting?

Maybe he's taking out the HS team they played.

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I think this is the best possible outcome for the playoffs this year. BlowU and aggy losing in incredibly painful ways at home

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

In summary, Miami was nothing to write home about, but finally... finally decided to commit to the run on their last fucking drive. EZ Capizee

Yep. Had they done it earlier, they'd have won easily.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Was running errands most of the day. Got home, turned the game on, 3rd down, 28 seconds left. Wife and daughter both comment โ€œgod I hope we get to see their heart ripped out.โ€
20 seconds later, INT. We all three instantly laughed so hard the neighbors heard. God that was the best timing ever. We saw one play. The one that was the dagger to all aggy hearts at Pyle.
Merry Christmas everyone!

You didn't miss much.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Was running errands most of the day. Got home, turned the game on, 3rd down, 28 seconds left. Wife and daughter both comment โ€œgod I hope we get to see their heart ripped out.โ€
20 seconds later, INT. We all three instantly laughed so hard the neighbors heard. God that was the best timing ever. We saw one play. The one that was the dagger to all aggy hearts at Pyle.
Merry Christmas everyone!

There ya go! Way to plan. Oh, and Feliz Navidad! Aggy ain't going to have one!ย 

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15 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

QB gonna pull a Vince Young here. He want's to run it

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15 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Yep

Good calls!

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come on. You knew better.ย 

1 minute ago, MIkeHoncho said:

They still have this going for them...

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Well, Reed and I have at least one thing in commonย 

Aggy thumped their chest after winning against the bottom 7 teams in the conference standings. ChatGPT says that there is a 0.124% chance a team plays the bottom 7 teams in 16 conference with a 8 game schedule. Dorks then go out and lose their two most important games to end the season. Never change aggy.

Just now, demos said:


Are you though?

It perfectly encapsulates aggy.

You get in the mindset of "I knew it was too good to be true"... then they drive all the way down the field almost unchecked, get to the five... What were the odds that fucker would choke that badly...

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

I think this is the best possible outcome for the playoffs this year. BlowU and aggy losing in incredibly painful ways at home

If Tech also loses their first game, it will be the best playoffs ever. Idc who wins at that pointย 

Almost forgot ... fuck 3LKO, too.

arguably aggy's best season in history and they wound up accomplishing none of their goals, and have absolutely zero hardware to show for it. To the hall of champions!

Greatest way to lose possible for aggy. I feel like I just had sexy time. I need a cigarette and I donโ€™t even smoke.

That pick was like post-nut clarity. Dopamine release. Love it!!
2 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

They still have this going for them...

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13 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Their greatest season in 27 years and they end up with no conference championship, no conference championship appearance, and no postseason win.

And a loss to Texasย 

9 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Does it even count as playing in the playoffs if you dont even score a TD?

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did aggie break the record for most runs up the middle into a pile ?

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What a horrible fucking game.

Fitting that it ended on a mistake.

BlowU and SheepU both losing on their home fields is pretty awesome.

aggy has never scored a touchdown in in the playoffsย 

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I think this is the best possible outcome for the playoffs this year. BlowU and aggy losing in incredibly painful ways at home

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Best things that could have happened.

1. Us making the playoffs
1A. This

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Texags is on fire.ย 

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10 minutes ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

He had the whole left side of the field wide open. But you do you.

The guy on the half yard line is staring right at him with outside leverage and 18 is running free with pursuit from the inside.

1 minute ago, CumStainedJorts said:

arguably aggy's best season in history and they wound up accomplishing none of their goals, and have absolutely zero hardware to show for it. To the hall of champions!

Backed into the playoff after getting face-raped by Texas, then lost 10-3 at home to terrible Miami team on a pick in the end zone.ย ย 

That dent ain't gonna buff out.

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

โ€œCollapse in College Station.โ€ Iโ€™ve heard that one before.ย 

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6 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

what will they do with all those cotton balls

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Staunch their bleeding vaginas.

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