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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The only played 2 teams with a winning conf record, period. Texas and Miami. 

Another excellent fact for the arsenal. Texas has played 5 and will end up playing 6.

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

The only played 2 teams with a winning conf record, period. Texas and Miami. 

That's why they're already self-predicting 6-6 next year.  Lulz.

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3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Had lunch with an aggy friend this week.   He kept complaining that they had to play at 11:00 am.

 

What time did Miami have to play?

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

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Reverse side? 

 

Is that Elko's boy?

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NSIAP, aggy hosting college game day record to 1-11

Just now, Bobby Layne said:

What time did Miami have to play?

Noon EST.  They got whole extry hour.  

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

NSIAP, aggy hosting college game day record to 1-11

12 is the aggy number of completion so the end times are near.  

It was third down, Miami could only run off 40 seconds so aggy would have had about 50-55 seconds depending on how long the FG took.

It was going to be 1st and goal if he went down inside the 5
2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Is that Elko's boy?

Actually one of OU's finest fans from yesterday. Cut of the same cloth. 

Lulz, ou fan caller to the aggy postgame show says both of the better teams lost and wait til next year.  Which one of y'all was that?

29 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Maybe they’re hoping somebody will call in with a more positive game outcome. They’re aggys, right?

They just ran out of callers?

27 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

NSIAP

WHEW

 

this is legend...what everybody always wants to say about aggy but doesn't bc decorum/sportsmanship etc. but Miami is Miami and don't give a fuck 🤣🤣🤣

Amazes me that obese coaches exist in major college football. Access to dieticians, s&c, and facilities and you still look like Elko.

Alot like the chiefs last year going 12-0 in 1 score games

The Chiefs won a couple of playoff games, though

"the only lost one half"

hosts cope hard

Postgame call-in show is just depressing, tbh.  Is this what futility sounds like?

18 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Almost time to make that OnlyFans, Kayce

 

 

It's not a bad take on her part. Miami won despite Beck.

1 hour ago, Horn117 said:

These ads are so depressing.

whoop-worthy offers for gold coins and jewelry!

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Elko raising his arms in ecstatic celebration after a missed field goal while being down 3-0 midway through the 3rd quarter in a home playoff game is the most limp dick, embarrassing shit I've ever witnessed.

And I've seen some fucking shit, man. Like, Johnny Jolly's 77-0 sack dance not even cracking the top 5 shit.

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

It's not a bad take on her part. Miami won despite Beck.

Pretty sure the running game won it for Miami.

3 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Amazes me that obese coaches exist in major college football. Access to dieticians, s&c, and facilities and you still look like Elko.

Maybe they'd be fatter without all that.

Alright let's cut the noise. You can work with a partner to finish the worksheet. All the answers are in bold, in the text book. Well, you shoulda brought the book.

Here's another look at First Reed's INT late and behind his intended receiver.

 

10 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Amazes me that obese coaches exist in major college football. Access to dieticians, s&c, and facilities and you still look like Elko.

Hard to get it down when you’re pounding booze, allegedly. 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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aggy vets regrew miss rev's eye?

Nice win for the Canes!  They can do future damage in the playoffs.

Hook’em!!!

2 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Nice win for the Canes!  They can do future damage in the playoffs.

Hook’em!!!

nah, they going to get embarrassed by ohio state 

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

nah, they going to get embarrassed by ohio state 

I think you’re correct, but who have they beat besides us in Week 1?  I digress.

Hook’em!!!

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best call, good job keeping it going for a couple minutes:

Spoiler

"why? because i'm an aggy and i love kissing my sister"

 

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Just now, DFW Horn said:

Does aggy already have buyer's remorse extending Elko's contract?

In other news Pedo still hasn't hired a HC. I guess they've targeted somebody still in the playoffs.

Pedo hired Matt Campbell bro. Lol.

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30 minutes ago, Bobby Layne said:

What time did Miami have to play?

It’s an hour later in Miami

1 minute ago, theaveragejon said:

Pedo hired Matt Campbell bro. Lol.

It’s Michigan that’s still open, as I type.

Hook’em!!!

Lulz, ou fan caller to the aggy postgame show says both of the better teams lost and wait til next year.  Which one of y'all was that?

I should have kept listening. Great call
4 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Pedo hired Matt Campbell bro. Lol.

Furk

Senior moment. I forgot. Time to crack open the Geritol Silver.

22 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Amazes me that obese coaches exist in major college football. Access to dieticians, s&c, and facilities and you still look like Elko.

I always had questions about Mad Dog somehow being involved in the strength and conditioning program at Moncrief-Neuhaus. 
 

He seemed good on the strength part.  Not so good on the conditioning.  
 

I did wonder if anyone at KU had talked to Mangino about his weight just from a “hey man, we are paying you a lot of money and need you to be alive to coach for us” angle. 

20 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

It's not a bad take on her part. Miami won despite Beck.

If there was any quarterback who blinked today, it was Marcel One Reed - the QB who was supposedly a Heisman snub - at home. 

Beck just flat out sucks. 

 

Michigan should swallow their pride and hire the HC at Ferris State.  Just saying.  Decades as a Michigan HS coach, now doing it at the collegiate level.  Similar to us hiring Jeff Traylor at Texas.

Hook’em!!!

8 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

It’s Michigan that’s still open, as I type.

Hook’em!!!

Yeah, somehow I got Michigan and Pedo mixed up. 

Homer Simpson GIF

54 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Since signing extension, Elko gets down 31-0 to scar, beats an fcs school and loses to Texas and Miami.

They’ll never learn 

The little BIG brother of Jimbo.  

22 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Here's another look at First Reed's INT late and behind his intended receiver.

 

What is that stupid fucking flapping wings celebration?

12 minutes ago, elfenix said:

best call, good job keeping it going for a couple minutes:

 

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"why? because i'm an aggy and i love kissing my sister"

 

It was actually one of the best calls on the program.  It also covered some serious questions that the hosts, not anyone else other than Elko could have a good answer to.

Glad both aggy and OU sucks lost their home playoff games so it won’t hurt recruiting wise?  I really only surmise.

Hook’em!!!

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