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59 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Fuck no talent, no singing rappers.

Give me Marvin Gaye or Stevie Wonder.

You know….people with actual talent.

You've got your finger on the pulse of today's youth 

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3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck aggy. 

and. 

 

one of my best friends wrenched on these things and says they're giant pieces of shit.

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I’m dying shitty aggy with home field advantage could only manage 3 points against a shitty Miami team coached by a dolt biscuit. JMU at Oregon managed to score 34 points an they only been a FBS team like 3 years. Bwah ha ha 11 times more points than aggy. I am dying. 

I heard on their post game show that they lose 4 OL starters, that they have a new offensive coordinator, and that Marcel Reed announced he's coming back to A&M, presumably after he got a nice, fat NIL contract to do so. Knowing that he wasn't that great this year, that they have a very hard schedule next year, that he's going to have all-new offensive linemen and a new OC, and that they'll be calling for his head after a few games as he sits there on the bench eating about 1.5 mil in NIL dollars makes me smile. 

7 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I heard on their post game show that they lose 4 OL starters, that they have a new offensive coordinator, and that Marcel Reed announced he's coming back to A&M, presumably after he got a nice, fat NIL contract to do so. Knowing that he wasn't that great this year, that they have a very hard schedule next year, that he's going to have all-new offensive linemen and a new OC, and that they'll be calling for his head after a few games as he sits there on the bench eating about 1.5 mil in NIL dollars makes me smile. 

And the new OC, who has never been an OC before is…..

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23 minutes ago, texasdago said:

You've got your finger on the pulse of today's youth 

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Rap isn’t music. 
 

it’s talking over a sample of someone else’s music. 

1 minute ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

And the new OC, who has never been an OC before is…..

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Ummm. 

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2 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Rap isn’t music. 
 

it’s talking over a sample of someone else’s music. 

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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

I appreciate that you're no longer trying to pretend you're not an A&M guy.

Oh wait, are you still doing that?

 

3 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Rap isn’t music. 
 

it’s talking over a sample of someone else’s music. 

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1 minute ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Rap isn’t music. 
 

it’s talking over a sample of someone else’s music. 

This

Get a Casio keyboard and a drum machine and read a Dr. Seuss book and be a millionaire.

Shit is horrible.

I will admit liking a couple of Scabs rap songs but there is actual musical talent and singing involved.

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Just now, Steamboat1874 said:

This

Get a Casio keyboard and a drum machine and read a Dr. Seuss book and be a millionaire.

Shit is horrible.

I will admit liking a couple of Scabs rap songs but there is actual musical talent and singing involved.

Congratulations, you are aggy level stupid.

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5 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Rap isn’t music. 
 

it’s talking over a sample of someone else’s music. 

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2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Congratulations, you are aggy level stupid.

And you have no knowledge of real music so there is that.

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Just now, Steamboat1874 said:

And you have no knowledge of real music so there is that.

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1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

And you have no knowledge of real music so there is that.

Prove it bitch. Explain yourself. Tell me how Tyler,.The Creator isn't a musical artist. Break it down for me.

3 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

And you have no knowledge of real music so there is that.

No, you're the one who listens to a few songs that are played on HIT MUSIC TOP 40 BILLBOARD COUNTDOWN ALL YOUR HITS ARE HERE WITH CASEY KASEM radio stations and thinks you know rap music. This latest exchange just reinforces that you're someone who thinks you know things but has no clue how limited your experience really is.

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aggy is going to brag that they had the closest game.

My god you guys are stupid.

You have no idea what my musical experience is but one thing for sure rap is not serious “music”.

Try listening to CSNY or the Byrds or god forbid The Beatles.

You know guys that could not only write great songs but could actually play instruments and sing like harmonies and shit.

 

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

No, you're the one who listens to a few songs that are played on HIT MUSIC TOP 40 BILLBOARD COUNTDOWN ALL YOUR HITS ARE HERE WITH CASEY KASEM radio stations and thinks you know rap music. This latest exchange just reinforces that you're someone who thinks you know things but has no clue how limited your experience really is.

Heads up. When @Steamboat1874 replies. 

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6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

No, you're the one who listens to a few songs that are played on HIT MUSIC TOP 40 BILLBOARD COUNTDOWN ALL YOUR HITS ARE HERE WITH CASEY KASEM radio stations and thinks you know rap music. This latest exchange just reinforces that you're someone who thinks you know things but has no clue how limited your experience really is.

You have no clue.

I guarantee you I have listened to more music and different bands than you will listen to in your entire life.

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4 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

My god you guys are stupid.

You have no idea what my musical experience is but one thing for sure rap is not serious “music”.

Try listening to CSNY or the Byrds or god forbid The Beatles.

You know guys that could not only write great songs but could actually play instruments and sing like harmonies and shit.

 

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8 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

My god you guys are stupid.

You have no idea what my musical experience is but one thing for sure rap is not serious “music”.

Try listening to CSNY or the Byrds or god forbid The Beatles.

You know guys that could not only write great songs but could actually play instruments and sing like harmonies and shit.

 

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25 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

This

Get a Casio keyboard and a drum machine and read a Dr. Seuss book and be a millionaire.

Shit is horrible.

I will admit liking a couple of Scabs rap songs but there is actual musical talent and singing involved.

So if you got all of the above, you could become a millionaire in the rap game? Please proceed. Curious how your production turns out...

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8 hours ago, Gaffords said:

For some reason my phone is silent for a change..  what happened to all my aggy friends.  I love the sound of silence.    I'll fuck them up later.  

I only have a couple dumb enough to go with the "at least we made it to the playoff.".. the others know better.   Bwahahahaha pooooor agggggy

My aggy friend also played the "we made the playoffs and sips didn't" card with me when I was giving him hell after the game.

I told him Tulane and James Madison also made the playoffs. And that we beat their ass 3 weeks ago. And that we have as many playoff wins this season as they do.

I think I also said their coach looks like a sea cow, but I'm pretty drunk and can't remember 

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3 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

My aggy friend also played the "we made the playoffs and sips didn't" card with me when I was giving him hell after the game.

I told him Tulane and James Madison also made the playoffs. And that we beat their ass 3 weeks ago. And that we have as many playoff wins this season as they do.

I think I also said their coach looks like a sea cow, but I'm pretty drunk and can't remember 

An aggy texted me that Sark looks like a Walrus. My reply.

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Did Kyle Field pipe in some good 'ole Al Jolson instead of that silly wrap music? 

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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didn't that same asshole say the same shit about Ant? 

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ah

 

 

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Yes, Zuhn is a known moron. 

yeah, the maroon jersey is a clue

30 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

My god you guys are stupid.

You have no idea what my musical experience is but one thing for sure rap is not serious “music”.

Try listening to CSNY or the Byrds or god forbid The Beatles.

You know guys that could not only write great songs but could actually play instruments and sing like harmonies and shit.

 


some rap comes close to being music

 

 

 other rap is more like mumbling poetry to a beat

 

 

 

 

 

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I married an Aggy. She’s awesome and I love her.

She was severely angry for about an hour plus a nap. Upon awakening she realized it was the Aggy way and got on with her life, and did her part toward making our three kids happy. 
 

My wife’s attitude and these games have made this a damn good weekend. 

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Just because:

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Wait, are they claiming to be part of the coast guard now, too?  WTF is up wit the old life preservers? 

24 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Did Kyle Field pipe in some good 'ole Al Jolson instead of that silly wrap music? 

They played a rap song about a former Longhorn, while they flashed the horns down sign.

They do this at every game, so very Aggy.

 

38 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

So did aggy lose or what?

No, they just ran out of avoiding playing teams with a pulse.

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

You have no clue.

I guarantee you I have listened to more music and different bands than you will listen to in your entire life.

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2 hours ago, chemHORN said:

Them constantly playing Mo Bamba in their stadium still blows my mind. 

They are irony-impaired

3 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

This

Get a Casio keyboard and a drum machine and read a Dr. Seuss book and be a millionaire.

Shit is horrible.

I will admit liking a couple of Scabs rap songs but there is actual musical talent and singing involved.

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6 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

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The great American songbook continues to evolve.  I wonder how Sinatra’s version of Not Like Us would have turned out.

Maybe something like this.

 

10 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Amazes me that obese coaches exist in major college football. Access to dieticians, s&c, and facilities and you still look like Elko.

This.right.here.

What a great example to set for young up and coming athletes. "Hey, look at me, I'm a lard assed whale with no discipline or self control when I have access to incredible fitness facilities, WHOOP".

Miami had the ultimate recruiting tool at the game. 
 

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7 hours ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Halo was 3 yards.  I thought you still had to give a yard. 

You have to have room to catch the ball, there’s no tape measure involved….

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