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#2951
19 minutes ago, DigDug said:

On a side note, I am astounded at the amount of people who still have AOL email addresses.

It's gonna take a little longer for the last of their customers to die off. 

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#2952
3 minutes ago, Deej said:

It's gonna take a little longer for the last of their customers to die off. 

Now I’m curious how many surly members have aol addresses. @immamac

#2953
12 minutes ago, Deej said:

It's gonna take a little longer for the last of their emails to load customers to die off. 

 

#2956

I still have my Yahoo email I created in like 1997 to be my personal email separate from work (and my very first work email was a Netscape account).

 

#2957
4 hours ago, TOR said:

Worth a tertiary look.

The hilarious thing is it was actually a good read, if he throws it to the maroon space between the top of the A and S (preferrably a little more S side) it probably gets caught for a TD as 0 and 31 were not in a position post collision to get there.  But inaccurate QB gonna inaccurate QB.  

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#2958
3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

quick survey of texags and they are very very quiet

maybe it's the holiday week

a few threads of hate but this is the lowest traffic i can ever recall

this may have broken them

Not to do a stolen valor thing, but I really think it was the Texas game that broke them, and I mean long term broke them. They've always bragged on how loud their stadium is, and let's face it, as Texas fans we can a little lackadaisical at times. Even when I was a student, when Royal was coaching, I have NEVER seen the Horns have a game atmosphere like that one. Those fuckers got gob smacked and walked out with their tails between their legs. Inevitability GONE! Invincibility GONE! You could sense it in their smack talk after the game. It just didn't have the usual aggy delusion. 

#2959
8 minutes ago, Richard Kimball said:

Not to do a stolen valor thing, but I really think it was the Texas game that broke them, and I mean long term broke them. They've always bragged on how loud their stadium is, and let's face it, as Texas fans we can a little lackadaisical at times. Even when I was a student, when Royal was coaching, I have NEVER seen the Horns have a game atmosphere like that one. Those fuckers got gob smacked and walked out with their tails between their legs. Inevitability GONE! Invincibility GONE! You could sense it in their smack talk after the game. It just didn't have the usual aggy delusion. 

I like your analysis. Just not sure I can fully agree with the conclusion.

 

It’s their core, soul-level identity to believe that all their ridiculous, delusional beliefs will eventually carry the day - you know, instead of actual real world acceptance, hard work, intellectual honesty, and self awareness. They may be stunned, but they will only come back stronger, and dig in harder. Because that’s been the problem so far - they just haven’t believed hard enough. Which in turn perpetuates the cycle of falling short.

 

It really is an amazing cultural phenomenon. And it will never end. Just on ongoing downward spiral.

 

Personally, I think it’s one of truly awesome things in the world. 

#2960
12 minutes ago, Richard Kimball said:

Not to do a stolen valor thing, but I really think it was the Texas game that broke them, and I mean long term broke them. They've always bragged on how loud their stadium is, and let's face it, as Texas fans we can a little lackadaisical at times. Even when I was a student, when Royal was coaching, I have NEVER seen the Horns have a game atmosphere like that one. Those fuckers got gob smacked and walked out with their tails between their legs. Inevitability GONE! Invincibility GONE! You could sense it in their smack talk after the game. It just didn't have the usual aggy delusion. 

Alabama 2022 was sustained louder than aggy a few weeks back.  

#2961
7 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I like your analysis. Just not sure I can fully agree with the conclusion.

 

It’s their core, soul-level identity to believe that all their ridiculous, delusional beliefs will eventually carry the day - you know, instead of actual real world acceptance, hard work, intellectual honesty, and self awareness. They may be stunned, but they will only come back stronger, and dig in harder. Because that’s been the problem so far - they just haven’t believed hard enough. Which in turn perpetuates the cycle of falling short.

 

It really is an amazing cultural phenomenon. And it will never end. Just on ongoing downward spiral.

 

Personally, I think it’s one of truly awesome things in the world. 

Soo, squeeze harder?

#2962
34 minutes ago, Richard Kimball said:

Not to do a stolen valor thing, but I really think it was the Texas game that broke them, and I mean long term broke them. They've always bragged on how loud their stadium is, and let's face it, as Texas fans we can a little lackadaisical at times. Even when I was a student, when Royal was coaching, I have NEVER seen the Horns have a game atmosphere like that one. Those fuckers got gob smacked and walked out with their tails between their legs. Inevitability GONE! Invincibility GONE! You could sense it in their smack talk after the game. It just didn't have the usual aggy delusion. 

They were talking smack AFTER that ass whipping? Hmph. Delirante.

#2963
59 minutes ago, Richard Kimball said:

Not to do a stolen valor thing, but I really think it was the Texas game that broke them, and I mean long term broke them. They've always bragged on how loud their stadium is, and let's face it, as Texas fans we can a little lackadaisical at times. Even when I was a student, when Royal was coaching, I have NEVER seen the Horns have a game atmosphere like that one. Those fuckers got gob smacked and walked out with their tails between their legs. Inevitability GONE! Invincibility GONE! You could sense it in their smack talk after the game. It just didn't have the usual aggy delusion. 

Well, aside from the folks - including some of their players - talking about how they were about to go on a NC playoff run.

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#2964

They are quiet because they are embarrassed—finally.

 

They had:

- the ranking

- the record

- FatElk coaching

- josh pate and others media members slobbering all over them

- “heisman” QB

- pieces all around them

- home playoff game leading into a defacto home game for the quarterfinals

- and most importantly—the schedule 

 

They should have lost to Souf Carolina but manufactured that comeback as part of their destiny and journey instead of looking at that game as a warning sign. Then they just knew they were going to beat us and beat us bad in our own stadium. The result? Fat ass L on their record. So they knew they couldn’t lose to Miami or they would be rightfully called frauds this morning. 

So they are quiet because they are finally realizing what we (Texas fans) have been preaching since the middle of the season—A&M was overrated and were propped up because of the SEC schedule they were given. They weren’t a great team; instead, they were a mediocre to good team.

#2965
21 hours ago, TOR said:

Should've taken a bump and a shower, would have been fine.

He needed John Goodman’s character from “Flight”, who got Denzel ready for court after Denzel wrecked the mini-bar.  
 

Or just call whoever propped up Charlie Sheen for the run of Two And A Half Men. 

#2966
26 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

He needed John Goodman’s character from “Flight”, who got Denzel ready for court after Denzel wrecked the mini-bar.  
 

Great scene.  Great movie, even though it was absurdly unrealistic.

#2967

If I remember correctly the opening scene was the best.

Almost as good as the opening scene to before the devil knows you are dead. But not quite.

#2969
7 hours ago, Pancho said:

They are quiet because they are embarrassed—finally.

you may be on to something here

we have always believed the limit does not exist

is such a thing even possible?

#2971
15 hours ago, jw4381 said:

They were talking smack AFTER that ass whipping? Hmph. Delirante.

Those dipshits were doing horns down on the walk out of the stadium talking shit about making the playoffs.

The dumbest people.

#2973
1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Any good stories from Canes fans on how well they were treated at Kyle Field? 

Not sure they are in a good-enough mood right now…..perhaps later.

#2974
1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Any good stories from Canes fans on how well they were treated at Kyle Field? 

Well the home team did let Miami just walk into the endzone and then handed the ball back to the Canes to ice the game.  Very generous! 'Tis the season

#2975

Plus the play soldiers now have the fantasy of being spanked by a black man with a belt.

Miami gave back...

#2976
On 12/21/2025 at 11:16 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Nah, the game ending on a(nother) Reed INT was artwork.

But you have to think of what’s best for the sport.

A last minute drive resulting in a TD with a missed xp would have resulted in all the Aggie venom being directed at the kicker while Reed is canonized 

Reed could name his price, Aggie severely overpays along with overpaying for a kicker, thus reducing their portal budget significantly.  They are a top 5 spender but they need to remain 8&4 and firmly in the bottom half of the top 25, not stealing playoff berths.   It’s what’s best for CFB.

#2977
16 hours ago, tbone_ said:

If I remember correctly the opening scene was the best.

Almost as good as the opening scene to before the devil knows you are dead. But not quite.

Mrs. Ruxin is hot. 

#2978

Where is the pic of the SEC guy trying to choose between two buttons.

 

 

1. bottom Of the SEC is a GAUNTLET

2. ATM ONLY BEAT TEAMS FROM THE BOTTOM HALF OF SEC

#2979
3 hours ago, Jimbob said:

But you have to think of what’s best for the sport.

A last minute drive resulting in a TD with a missed xp would have resulted in all the Aggie venom being directed at the kicker while Reed is canonized 

Reed could name his price, Aggie severely overpays along with overpaying for a kicker, thus reducing their portal budget significantly.  They are a top 5 spender but they need to remain 8&4 and firmly in the bottom half of the top 25, not stealing playoff berths.   It’s what’s best for CFB.

My objective is simple: aggy misery

#2980
3 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Where is the pic of the SEC guy trying to choose between two buttons.

 

 

1. bottom Of the SEC is a GAUNTLET

2. ATM ONLY BEAT TEAMS FROM THE BOTTOM HALF OF SEC

It was in tell me bout aggy thread.

#2981
On 12/22/2025 at 10:02 AM, crash_davis said:

After watching that shit, I feel an unexplainable urge to go purse shopping.

Gives me the urge to either puke or kill someone...

#2983
8 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Where is the pic of the SEC guy trying to choose between two buttons.

 

 

1. bottom Of the SEC is a GAUNTLET

2. ATM ONLY BEAT TEAMS FROM THE BOTTOM HALF OF SEC

SEC bottom half champions

#2985
On 12/22/2025 at 5:03 PM, tbone_ said:

If I remember correctly the opening scene was the best.

Almost as good as the opening scene to before the devil knows you are dead. But not quite.

That gal made me feel all tingly.  
 

I’m guessing Denzel flubbed his lines 50 times so they could keep reshooting that scene. 

#2986

If anyone is bored since there’s no live sports on, the ACC Network is currently re-airing this game.

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#2987

Google's AI Overview now considers this game as a reference standard for a "Sicko's Game", along with Iowa's 10-7 win over Northwestern in 2023.

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#2988
19 hours ago, tx ind said:

If anyone is bored since there’s no live sports on, the ACC Network is currently re-airing this game.

Someone should get on Texags Premium and ask when the SEC Network is gonna re-air this insta-classic Wreck ‘Em Crew game?

 

😂 

#2994
1 hour ago, randomhorn said:

They don’t seem to be giving him directions to the game

If they weren’t spitting on him he was doing better than Prairie View fans. If they weren’t pouring jizz jars on him, he was doing better than the yell boys (but they enjoy it). 

#2996
1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

If they weren’t spitting on him he was doing better than Prairie View fans. If they weren’t pouring jizz jars on him, he was doing better than the yell boys (but they enjoy it). 

Well, he was white.

#2997
4 hours ago, randomhorn said:

They don’t seem to be giving him directions to the game

Fucking Shaggy Surly.

#2998
11 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

They weren’t relevant when they had Johnny manziel. 

That's not what my police blotter said.

#2999
11 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Klint Kubiak.

Perfecto.

I'm waiting for the grandson, Klemm Kubiak.

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#3000
12 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Klint Kubiak.

Perfecto.

41 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

I'm waiting for the grandson, Klemm Kubiak.

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