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Oregon just looks so much faster. The best JMU team isnโ€™t fucking with Oregon

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LOL Oregon has 269 yards of offense on....16 plays.ย ย 

Oregon, barring injury, really has the sweetest cfp set up.ย 
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Skip conference championship, warm up laugher at home, next round against a team that hasnโ€™t played a real team all season and leans really hard on Turn overs as their big playing card.ย 

Two playoff mismatches. Both yawn fests.ย 

Two "good" matchups, where all 4 teams played mostly sloppy and shitty football.ย 

Woof.ย 

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The good thing is that they're going to redo the playoff format because of Tulane and JMU.ย  ย The bad news is that the same idiots will managed to come up with an even worse seeding system.

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Oregon just looks so much faster. The best JMU team isnโ€™t fucking with Oregon

This.ย ย 

JMU has had the angle a few times and just gotten blown away.ย  The score will be what Lanning says it will be.

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Oregon just looks so much faster. The best JMU team isnโ€™t fucking with Oregon

I'd go a step further and say the Dukes couldn't match up with O's backups.

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

Congrats to JMU for a nice season but these games are stupid

Yeah. They earned it, but this is a waste of resources.ย 

Texas missed the playoffs for this shit. ย What a fucking joke.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Tech is the most overrated team in the playoff

No.ย 

1 minute ago, SarksJuggs said:

This shit is so unserious.ย 


They shouldnโ€™t even call it the playoffs. That implies some sort of process was used to select the best teams.ย 

Iโ€™m glad the playoffs were inclusive to give everyone a chance. ย  The could reach 100ย 

The whole way they do rankings is wrong. ย Thereโ€™s just no way JMU is the 24th best team. ย Iโ€™m not sure theyโ€™d beat the worst SEC team. ย Maybe some Big 10 or B12 bottom feeder .

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Tech is the most overrated team in the playoff

We'll get a chance to see if that's the case in a week and a half. Oregon will be at least twice as good as anyone they played all season.ย 

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Lanning is going to curbstomp these chucklefucks.ย 

Update?

You act like I predicted a JMU win.ย  Calm yourself.ย ย 

All I said was JMU is well-coached (they are) & that it was fun seeing them try to keep up with a much more talented team in the early going.ย  I wondered if they could keep it going, and they couldn't.ย  No huge surprise.ย  Just too big of a talent disparity.

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


They shouldnโ€™t even call it the playoffs. That implies some sort of process was used to select the best teams.ย 

College Football Invitational.ย 

The playoff committee looks like a collective of mouth breathing fucktards.ย 
Have one G5 team (maybe) but two?? Scintillating football.ย 

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

You act like I predicted a JMU win.ย  Calm yourself.ย ย 

All I said was JMU is well-coached (they are) & that it was fun seeing them try to keep up with a much more talented team in the early going.ย  I wondered if they could keep it going, and they couldn't.ย  No huge surprise.ย  Just too big of a talent disparity.

What other sport could you say there was an ocean sized gulf in talent disparity in the fucking playoffs?

College football is a joke

4 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Oregon, barring injury, really has the sweetest cfp set up.ย 
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Skip conference championship, warm up laugher at home, next round against a team that hasnโ€™t played a real team all season and leans really hard on Turn overs as their big playing card.ย 

And if they get through that PROBABLY an IU team that they saw, and lost to so at least some familiarity and a little bit of motivation.ย  Or a Bama team that can't run the football.

At least the committee looks about as stupid as can be. The fact there is a committee tells you already it will suck. They legit didnโ€™t even know Miami and Notre Dame played each other and corrected their โ€œmistake.โ€ Texas, Vandy, Duke, BYU and Georgia Tech, ND any of these teams in the first round would have made the playoffs watchable and exciting and instead we get aggy who had a soft schedule all year until they played us, crystal ball and his Horridcanes, JMU, Tulaneโ€ฆBlow U and Mateer doing his best Wolverine impression from Red Dawn. Shit show. Shit show.ย 

The whole way they do rankings is wrong. ย Thereโ€™s just no way JMU is the 24th best team. ย Iโ€™m not sure theyโ€™d beat the worst SEC team. ย Maybe some Big 10 or B12 bottom feeder .
Even aggy would score a few offensive TDs on JMU... That's how much they don't belong
2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

The playoff committee looks like a collective of mouth breathing fucktards.ย 
Have one G5 team (maybe) but two?? Scintillating football.ย 

Prob couldn't piss off Texas or ND had to screw em both to seem fair, so two G5s got in

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If you look at the box scores, Oregon is almost matching this game minute for minute with their early season game against Oklahoma State they won 69-3. Oklahoma State was 1-11 this season. Why the fuck is James Madison playing Oregon in a playoff game? Total failure by the CFP committee.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

And if they get through that PROBABLY an IU team that they saw, and lost to so at least some familiarity and a little bit of motivation.ย  Or a Bama team that can't run the football.

Lanning has spent the back half of the season prepping to is team to deal with Indianaโ€™s bully ball.

Ole Miss got to have a rematch against a team they scheduled for a non-con cakewalk.ย  Even proposing that should have got you laughed out of the room.

What other sport could you say there was an ocean sized gulf in talent disparity in the fucking playoffs?
College football is a joke
March Madness constantly. Although I don't really mind since there are 68 teams in and no team worth a damn gets left out.

To have his size of disparity means nothing if they had a real playoffs like FCS. Because no good teams are being left out. But the issue is, good teams got left out for this junk in Tulane and JMU. Texas, ND, Vandy and BYU run these teams off the field.

JMU just running clock basicallyโ€ฆin the 2nd quarter

7 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

We'll get a chance to see if that's the case in a week and a half. Oregon will be at least twice as good as anyone they played all season.ย 

Techโ€™s D will overwhelm Oregon. Itโ€™ll get ugly for them.

Just now, Macklemore said:

Techโ€™s D will overwhelm Oregon. Itโ€™ll get ugly for them.

Just like they did to ASU

Iโ€™m not an apologist for the committee or anything but the rules were they had to put the top 5 conference champions in. So it was either JMU orโ€ฆ fucking Duke.

i doubt Duke would be doing any better

16 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

It's an interesting situation.ย  I don't think any human being no matter how knowledgeable knows how tech is going to handle real competition.ย 

Can the tech coaches have the kids ready to just not out-talent the competition?

Hope Oregon punishes em

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Idk but clearly this game is some kind of indicator for that.

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15 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Oklahoma vs Alabama was an entertaining game and the best of the 4

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13 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

This is correct.ย  It had one team run out to 17 point early lead, get reeled in and passed, score one TD late to make it close and then ended with OU sucking.ย ย 


I guess of all the genocides, the Armenian genocide in Turkey after WW1 was the least bad / bestโ€ฆ.. as far as genocides go.

11 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

I'd go a step further and say the Dukes couldn't match up with O's backups.

This team would finish last in every P4 conference. It's a joke to have G5 in the CFP, in any year.

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

At least the committee looks about as stupid as can be.

This. Isnโ€™t. The. ย Committeeโ€™s. Fault. ย ย 
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They didnโ€™t make the auto-qualifier rules. ย 
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The two โ€œjudgment callsโ€ the committee made both won their games. ย 
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Iโ€™d say the committee has come out looking pretty damn good from this weekend. ย The conferences and NCAA not so much. ย 

This is hilarious and the results today simply cannot be ignored.ย ย 

This isnโ€™t going to be funny for Oregon if JMU frustration cheap shots Sadiq or Moore and injured them.ย 
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Oregon can start playing the trainers and cheerleaders in the second half if they want to.

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

They didnโ€™t make the auto-qualifier rules.

And everyone agreed to these rules. People act like the committee is some kind of all-powerful god king that made all the rules. They're just following the shitty rules everyone else made.

Just now, Bateshorn said:

This isnโ€™t going to be funny for Oregon if JMU frustration cheap shots Sadiq or Moore and injured them.ย 
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sit the starters alreadyย 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

This is hilarious and the results today simply cannot be ignored.ย ย 

Will Ferrell Lol GIF
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CFP selection committeeย 

Sam Houston vs, James Madison would have been a good bowl game on ESPN 8 on a Tuesday night in early December.

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9 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

What other sport could you say there was an ocean sized gulf in talent disparity in the fucking playoffs?

College football is a joke

Somehow someone figured if it works for basketball, it'll work for football. However:

ย  College football teams - 100 to 120 players

ย  College basketball - 12 -14 players

The smaller the number the more likely the parity.ย  But, I'm certainly glad we'll have "Cheeze-it" on our resume.ย ย 

The first two games were pretty ugly, but as Texas fans we had it pretty good as viewers with a strong rooting interest in both. And they ended up quite enjoyable given the results.

These last two are not only non-competitive, I donโ€™t give a single fuck who wins (as if there was any doubt).

Yeah if Iโ€™m Oregon thereโ€™s no way my starters are getting off the bench in the 2nd half

How was the total 47.5 here? ย And Oregon -21? ย This game and the Ole Miss game seemed like free money.

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