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TOUCHDOWN JAY EM YOU!

JMU has now scored more touchdowns than AnM in the CFP.

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18 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

'm hoping they get shocked by the playing field and a team that played dog shit all year gets punished from inadequate preparation for the unknown 

Can someone translate this

JMU running up the score on aggy's all time playoff score. 

JAMES MADISON HAS SCORED MORE THAN 4 TIMES AS MANY ALL-TIME PLAYOFF POINTS AS TEXUM ANM FIGHTIN AGGY WHOOP BOYS.

Just now, Brian Fantana said:

Can someone translate this

I speak whiskey and Marijuana and don't understand that post.

Goddamnit Lanning. What are you, Shane fucking Beamer? Just play an off coverage two deep and make  JMU run clock for you. 
 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

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Maybe Aggy can schedule JMU in a consolation game.

At least a nonconference game in the future.

JAMES MADISON AND TULANE EACH HAVE INFINITELY MORE PLAYOFF TOUCHDOWNS THAN TEXAS FARMING AND WRENCHING UNIVERSITY.

3 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Maybe Aggy can schedule JMU in a consolation game.

At least a nonconference game in the future.

Shit, they aren’t going to risk another Appy State and schedule a former FCS powerhouse. 

Coach Danling looks to have been partaking in all the culinary delights of Eugene Oregon…. Or did he get married in the last couple of years?

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

JAMES MADISON AND TULANE EACH HAVE INFINITELY MORE PLAYOFF TOUCHDOWNS THAN TEXAS FARMING AND WRENCHING UNIVERSITY.

Even more funny is JMU and Tulane did it against Oregon and Ole Miss. Poor aggy couldn't score on Miami.

14 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Oregon vs JMU game in the first half:

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Huh.  
 

Turns out that having a bunch of stupid ass tattoos for “street cred” doesn’t scare people who can box. 

8 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

I suppose the flagship schools could treat their other system schools as a farm team, but I really don't think anyone would go for this. School pride is still a thing, and I'm not sure Icarnate Word would be okay with being Baylor's farm team.

School pride but if they shared in some type of profits and their facilities were upgraded and they were a farm school they might? The kids may not mind. Yeah a lot think they are better than they are but if you didn’t get offers but were offered by a farm team with a direct pipeline to a school like Texas or Oregon or whatever you might see it different i guess? And the farm schools have their own league or whatever and can play for championships and are responsible for developing those diamonds in the rough like the Nibletts. And they get farmed up the school gets something in return. I am surprised states like Kansas and Oklahoma and Nebraska aren’t doing this or Wyoming or Idaho. It’s a quick way to get competitive and you just grab sophomores and juniors who are bigger and stronger from your farm team to fill the gaps and it gives the FBS school a chance to make the playoffs, 

 

yeah I know run on sentences and punctuation but I’m tired. I just hate seeing teams like Oregon State fail in the current system. Kansas State had to decline a bowl bc they don’t have enough players. I realize most of y’all don’t care about them but it’s truly sad to me. Surely there is a fix? 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

School pride but if they shared in some type of profits and their facilities were upgraded and they were a farm school they might? The kids may not mind. Yeah a lot think they are better than they are but if you didn’t get offers but were offered by a farm team with a direct pipeline to a school like Texas or Oregon or whatever you might see it different i guess? And the farm schools have their own league or whatever and can play for championships and are responsible for developing those diamonds in the rough like the Nibletts. And they get farmed up the school gets something in return. I am surprised states like Kansas and Oklahoma and Nebraska aren’t doing this or Wyoming or Idaho. It’s a quick way to get competitive and you just grab sophomores and juniors who are bigger and stronger from your farm team to fill the gaps and it gives the FBS school a chance to make the playoffs, 

 

yeah I know run on sentences and punctuation but I’m tired. I just hate seeing teams like Oregon State fail in the current system. Kansas State had to decline a bowl bc they don’t have enough players. I realize most of y’all don’t care about them but it’s truly sad to me. Surely there is a fix? 

I might have some empathy for Oregon State, but I will never feel sorry for those purple people formerly coached by the Purple Wizard himself.

They caused us too much trouble.

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Coach Danling looks to have been partaking in all the culinary delights of Eugene Oregon…. Or did he get married in the last couple of years?

Well, he didn't get fat on elk so probably marriage. 

Speaking of elk, what the fuck has Elko been dining on in that cultural wasteland? Whatasized quadruple Whataburger meals and triple super monsters from Freebirds?

9 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Can someone translate this

"'m hoping they get shocked by the playing field and a team that played dog shit all year gets punished from inadequate preparation for the unknown"

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"I am hoping that the Texas Tech football team is surprised by their matchups in the playoff - that complacency bias and experience asymmetry create conditions where Tech cannot prepare adequately for the upcoming match."

10 minutes ago, F250 said:

Shit, they aren’t going to risk another Appy State and schedule a former FCS powerhouse. 

Missouri State and The Citadel on tap for 2026

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Well, he didn't get fat on elk so probably marriage. 

Speaking of elk, what the fuck has Elko been dining on in that cultural wasteland? Whatasized quadruple Whataburger meals and triple super monsters from Freebirds?

There is a Coco Shrimp there now.  Maybe it’s that. 
 

Their rice is fantastic and I think it might be because they use a pound of butter per serving.  But I don’t care because it’s so good.  And hey, I’m supposed to work on more grains and seafood into my diet, so it’s practically healthy, right?

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

School pride but if they shared in some type of profits and their facilities were upgraded and they were a farm school they might? The kids may not mind. Yeah a lot think they are better than they are but if you didn’t get offers but were offered by a farm team with a direct pipeline to a school like Texas or Oregon or whatever you might see it different i guess? And the farm schools have their own league or whatever and can play for championships and are responsible for developing those diamonds in the rough like the Nibletts. And they get farmed up the school gets something in return. I am surprised states like Kansas and Oklahoma and Nebraska aren’t doing this or Wyoming or Idaho. It’s a quick way to get competitive and you just grab sophomores and juniors who are bigger and stronger from your farm team to fill the gaps and it gives the FBS school a chance to make the playoffs, 

 

yeah I know run on sentences and punctuation but I’m tired. I just hate seeing teams like Oregon State fail in the current system. Kansas State had to decline a bowl bc they don’t have enough players. I realize most of y’all don’t care about them but it’s truly sad to me. Surely there is a fix? 

 

No, I hear what you're saying, and I follow your logic. Personally, I think it's a bridge too far, but my opinion holds zero weight. Also, I agree with you about the Oregon and Kansas States in the college football world. Hell, I don't think it's a secret, but being a Texas Tech (and also Texas) fan, I really want those kinds of teams to be competitive. The idea of an NFL Lite made up of just the B1G and SEC really turns me off.

Man this game just ain't even fair to JMU.

Strength of schedule is more important than win-loss record.

5 minutes ago, F250 said:

Well, he didn't get fat on elk so probably marriage. 

Speaking of elk, what the fuck has Elko been dining on in that cultural wasteland? Whatasized quadruple Whataburger meals and triple super monsters from Freebirds?

Elko hangs out at the "Large Animal Clinic."

He has dibs on all of those that don't survive.

JFC, Lanning. Huddle up, run the ball and let’s get this thing over with. 

The Texas tech stuff though no one mentions they were playing a freshman QB v Arizona State bc their starting QB was hurt. And it’s not like they got blown out. Granted they didn’t have to play vs Skattebo but Arizona State isn’t a shitty team. Outside of Miami bc Crystal Ball is a simpleton the next rounds should be fun. Most will likely have predictable results but I think Oregon v Tech will be a blast. 💥 

Oregon Defense scored more TDs in the playoffs than aggy O

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

The Texas tech stuff though no one mentions they were playing a freshman QB v Arizona State bc their starting QB was hurt. And it’s not like they got blown out. Granted they didn’t have to play vs Skattebo but Arizona State isn’t a shitty team. Outside of Miami bc Crystal Ball is a simpleton the next rounds should be fun. Most will likely have predictable results but I think Oregon v Tech will be a blast. 💥 

The hurt QB thing would hold more water if the starter was good.

I have heard of the butt fumble, but that was the first butt punt block.

Damn, he tried to kick that right up in his asshole.

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I had to Google Coco Shrimp.

Want.

It’s worth it. Has anyone here tried Ling Wu Asian Restaurant in Austin area? It’s damned good. I was super impressed. Yum. Everything we tried was amazing. 

Wow #15. I’m 58 and I could have done a better job than that. Maybe not much better, but better. 

the oregon duck is cheating on his pushups.

make him do them again.

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Damn, he tried to kick that right up in his asshole.

Brought new meaning to kicking someone's ass.

1 minute ago, JBJ said:

The hurt QB thing would hold more water if the starter was good.

One thing they didn’t do all season though was play with their food, they blew out most opponents thy played. Like they were supposed to I guess. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

One thing they didn’t do all season though was play with their food, they blew out most opponents thy played. Like they were supposed to I guess. 

Other than Louisville, the one P5 team they played.

 

Wait. Louisville is a P5 team, right?

Maybe we could let a borderline pick play go uncalled for the sake of getting this game done in under 5 hours and 70 points hung on these guys?

10 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Elko hangs out at the "Large Animal Clinic."

He has dibs on all of those that don't survive.

Imagine witnessing Elko eat.

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I was kinda rooting for JMU as the underdog. But now I want Oregon to make a statement. I want to see them get to the point where they run the clock continuously.

JMU is throwing the ball and running their usual offense (just not very well).

I guess they are going to fully enjoy being in the moment.

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I was kinda rooting for JMU as the underdog. But now I want Oregon to make a statement. I want to see them get to the point where they run the clock continuously.

I think Oregon got a little pissed that JMU scored a td and want to run it up some more now.

I'm switching to Chicago vs GB. That game actually matters. And is competitive.

 

 

just kidding i've been watching both games the whole time

Cool. That Lanning is keeping foot on gas and all starters in. Would be a shame if some got really hurt and missed the next game 

if that had been a pick six it would've been funny

 

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